Bluesky feels like an experiment to see just how little craic a social network can be

Turned 40 today and this appeared on my Steam deck overnight?

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

Oh yes, v positive, practically a gain when you think about it

What a spectacular typo

*tips bowler hat* M'gritte

Chanel is going back to basics.

Sam Neill went to school in my hometown and local legend has it he was on a night out there when someone asked him if Jurassic Park was based on a true story

article written by C. Gull

Hello its me, Mrs Woman

The Exit 8 movie was... good?!

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

God he's good

Every so often when a new song comes out, I mentally set it aside to listen to when I have more time and life calms down. Anyway last night I properly listened to Daniel by Bat For Lashes [2011].

Gay Emmy voters struggling to pick Best Actress in a Comedy this year #Hacks #TheComeback

Made a half pipe

i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image

I have no interest in this man’s problems

Thank U India (You're welcome) Thank U Terror (You're welcome) Thank U Disillusionment

Jury Duty playing the Lisa Gilroy card two seasons in a row? Bold, visionary filmmaking of the highest order.

Coma. Not even kidding. Still terrified of general anaesthetic to this day.

ngl the updated branding for @bsky.app is bold

Unexpected last-minute cameo for one of the wigs I did for Kate Butch for this season of Drag Race

Is this Disco Elysium DLC

it's what he'd want

I truly cannot wait til a time when I no longer have a moral obligation to care about the fucking Gorton and Denton by-election

why do nerds suddenly appear every time I post here

Don't worry, it was on delicates

Got my first "person who doesn't know what a joke is" on Bluesky. Do i win something?

I would love, just once, to wake up and not hear about America.

Oh thank god, was sick of having to play the games myself

Sad there's no Traitors tonight but ultimately grateful cos if it was on this often I'd have a UTI

"they're laughing at us" babe it's day one #TheTraitors

So has the Secret Traitor just been instructed to lie in their confessional?

I am the Scrooge of New Year's

feel like pure shit just want her back xo

Hadn't realised til now that the drop-off bay at Belfast City Airport is a little Tayto Castle. We are not a serious country.

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

David Platt is having a nice chat with the AOL woman #coronationstreet

It's that time of year again (when I wonder why The Chase is such a big deal and seemingly vital to the fabric of the nation)

It's not Christmas without a display of disembodied boobs.

Well for my part, I've had a lot on

One year when I was working on the perfume counter at Debenhams (I was young, I needed the money), a man I'd never met before came up and said "Excuse me. Have you seen my wife?" Nothing else.

How can I say no to this

V much enjoyed Wake Up Dead Man mainly cos it's a locked room mystery and nothing greases my crease quite like Jonathan Creek did

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

maybe i am going insane