Ughhh I wanna dye my hair purple (or, this gradient would be awesome) but I need to get hired first

If I could visualize, I think I could get good at drawing, and then you all would be fucked

i know that it doesn't really work like this but sometimes I like to pretend in my head that a princess is specifically female royalty that *doesn't hold power* - which is mostly true in our real world, as contrasted with the *queen* who could be the princess' wife, and *does hold the power*

just so you know, you can conquer my kingdom, you can have my nobles beheaded, you can have your generals molest me in my chambers or my throne room, take me as a trophy of war, but the only thing i'll really be getting off to? the 30% tax you levy on all my citizens to fund your war effort

delaying the inevitable 😌

princess who just spent weeks in peace talks with a hostile nation, fearing for her life, barely getting any sleep, constantly on the defensive... drained of every ability to speak up and fight, finally arriving home.. collapsing into bed.. Only for that one clingy obsessive made to climb atop her-

"I was both scared and confused at what had just happened. But before I could think about what caused it to shut down like that, I realized my computer's tower was on fire. I threw it out the window, and I knew that I had enough for the night, so I got ready for bed."

princess who has only literally yesterday learned that the commonfolk do not in fact universally love the princess and appreciate her rule over them, sobbed out red eyes and dark circles from not sleeping At All, desperately looking up at her bodyguard and closest knight: "You love me, right?"

princess who they taught to twitch stream who calls every single member of castle staff and all her friends "chat" she doesn't see them as people just chat, the general idea of an audience her suitor is pinning her hands above and tearing off her clothing and she's hysterically sobbing "c-chat,"

"The one fact you must remember about faerie gardens," said the veiled woman, "is that every path is one way."

The night of her life

You guys talk about your own lives as if you were aliens observing from a million light years away sometimes.

scared of me #pmmm #minifemslashfeb2026 #art

low budget cat girl. wears a cat-ear headband that was 3.99 and meows if you hit her hard enough

Little hero, if circumstances were only slightly different, we could have been friends. But unfortunately, circumstances are normal, so I'm making meteors come out of the sky to crush you to death.

spoken for #ofthedevil

Learning not to love yourself not for treacly self-help reasons but because most people hate themselves and so loving yourself makes you into a kind of Ubermensch.

Commission for @lilypids.bsky.social ft. Ivy

It's important work.

#1 prophet no one believes

old art of a sun goddess

Who do you feel like you're perpetually disappointing?

I always felt that wolf x bunny was the hottest predator/prey matchup but snake x mouse actually goes so hard. Snow leopard x mountain goat is up there for me too

Kisses #theowlhouse #toh

Snacking on the bestie in the middle of the night😋🩷💚 #oc #lesbian #monsterhearts

treating subs like mobs in an mmo "um yeah i'm actually maxing out my puppy girl bestiary right now." "maids are easy, but just wait till you try farming fail girls. each fight takes like, twenty minutes it's so annoying" "i refuse to do the pilot grind, you can't make me, it sounds horrible"

anfisa

I just know you thought the same thing...

women love saying "its okay if not!!"

“one of my provinces is starving” don’t care. not even impressive. i starved another of my provinces just last week. one hundred thousand people. i’ll do it again too. you aren’t even cool

nobody really talks about how nicely transgenderwomen fold up. she should be able to take up all the space she wants of course. but there is something of the beauty of the way a birds wings fit to its body in the furling of her limbs.

dangerous "my girlfriend is devilishly sweet" lily panel

💭 Princess who went through a mental break when her queendom was invaded and conquered. She is delusional now, so sure she's in charge. Instead she's lead around by people who handle her confusion with the world and kept as a sort of display piece.

"Faeries take your name"? Not always. Sometimes they give them. Yes, I imagine you're quite relieved by that. Come in, come in, accept my hospitality, accept my gifts. Don't worry, Meat. Mmm? That's your name now, you accepted my gift. Tell me, do you know about nominative determinism?

I had a dream about Marcille in unzipped coveralls ...

wedding stew 🍲

you can do a lot of fun things with a dethroned princess or queen but it's so important that you kill the king. Kill the king. If there is a king, you are obligated to kill him.

Your thoughts are literally being shaped to the writer's will. Flow, emphasis, choice of words, all tools they use to conjure exactly what they want in your mind. It's a beautiful art form that draws you in to reshape you—all with words on a page. Well-written prose is a form of mind control.

Okay how am I supposed to rest Thinking Brain if that's the part people care about

www.littlepuss.net/shop/p/ppv-p... (Unofficial promotional materials I made on my sickbed)

a girl's gotta work hard to take care of all that fluff! 🎶

[cw dubcon, blood, choking] ALL WOLVES WANT ONE THING