BBC 4, 7pm Rentaghost

FLASH: TRUMP SAYS U.S. HAS CAPTURED VENEZUELAN PRESIDENT NICOLAS MADURO AND HIS WIFE

#uksnow HU11 6/10

Friday

2026 is barely ten hours old, and already I've had to remove a sp***r from the bath. A glass wasn't big enough, so it had to be a jug. How is your year going?

Happy birthday to all the new ITV franchise holders except Carlton, obviously

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

Still here

So this is 2026.

"Oh, will this horrible year never end?"

Happy new year, serfs. I have good news & bad news. 2026 will be worse than 2025, but it will be better than 2027.

Why the hell is this still on air?

Literally breaking news on Good Morning Britain earlier

It's already 2026 on some parts of the planet, and the verdict is in

"It's incredibly chaotic in there - long queues, fraying tempers, children in tears. Fucking brilliant."

It’s done: The four MTV UK/Europe music channels have shut down. But they went out cheekily. Final song on MTV Music was “Video Killed the Radio Star,” natch. youtu.be/9hqJ9Fe-FeQ?...

So that's that then. MTV has bitten the dust after 45 years, and yes, the final video on the main "music" channel was Video Killed the Radio Star by the Buggles. (It was also the first).

New Year's Eve. 1992.

Open up this picture fully. Then look at the surface of Mars. Then look up to the top right. Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky. Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos. That's Earth.

God

Tuesday

No one needs that much money

It's probably an error, but a little part of me is hoping that WSQK doesn't end on Thursday. Schedules for next Monday are on the Global Player app. #StrangerThings

Being aesthetically impaired I rarely post photos or art, but this… A Man Feeding Swans in the Snow, Poland | Marcin Ryczek

Monday

CHIP Spice

Just been to the corner shop and bought some Welsh bread rolls. I'm guessing they're Welsh because two Ls isn't enough.

We are all dead. We died of Covid in 2020 and are now in hell. It's the only possible way to explain why everything in the world is so fucked up now.

Sunday

2025 is 99% complete.

Sunday

There's literally no point in ITV doing news if they're putting it on at almost midnight

Being thrown in the Olympic sized swimming pool has finally caught up with Spike #HiDeHi

He's been! He's been!! The binman that is. And he thinks I'm in the mood to play "fetch". I'm not, but it'll be me that gets fined if I don't tidy up their mess.

Saturday

That reminds me....

Just eaten a load of cheese. Sweats and nightmares to look forward to later.

Boxing Day

Is it too early to start drinking?

Christmas Eve

Never been so grateful for a location caption, this could be literally anywhere.

Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges

It's Mr Partridge

NEWS! If 2025 is the warmest year on record, why did I have to scrape ice off my car this morning, asks man who 'does all his own research'

...the most recent photo of Chris Rea available in America

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

60 Minutes (Series, 1968 - )