Douxiety: the state of being anxious because you’re not sure whether someone is engaged in satire or just being a regular douche www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

~This week, we're solving problems the medieval way ⚔️😇 #Gpose #Gposer #ffxiv #ff14 #gposers

Nostalgia is a weapon. You don’t miss the early 2000s, you miss being a stupid child. You want to be stupid again. You want your parents to take care of you. You are 12.

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

I mean when your "disagreement" is whether I'm a human being or not I don't think I'm obligated to show you any respect

Nothing like reporting a white supremacist and getting a weakass gaslight from the management to get my anxiety to start wondering if I really saw the tattoos I thought I did and am I making a big deal out of nothing and wasting people’s time. And then I remember…

Wow. A black sun and parteiadler tattoos are a brave choice for a brown boy to be sporting on his shoulders at a public gym. Incidentally, I’m closing out my LA Fitness membership.

Huh, I think I’m starting to get the hang of this sewing thing.

Forrest Gump voice: “Kristi Noem is like a box of chocolates. They’ll both kill your dog.”

I got yer Hump Day right here

Schrödinger’s Conflict: it both is and is not a war depending on which news outlet or politician is observing it.

Senators: stop asking questions at these hearings. All they’re gonna do is lie, dissemble, and chirp talking points. Just STATE facts as you see them and know them to be. Make THEM respond, and interpret every slightest ambiguity in the least favorable way possible.

Sass 💅

The endurance this woman has to not just flip ‘em all the double bird and walk out qualifies her for sainthood, tbh.

Even Matt Walsh isn’t buying it

Better this month; same number of workouts, but a shorter month so it’s a higher average. Plus, every week was at least two workouts. Weight’s holding at 191, but *shrug *

Look on the bright side: with zero guardrails OpenAI could very well determine the best way to quickly end a war with minimal casualties while furthering American interests is to bomb Mar a Lago to glass.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Friday night chaps chillin’

Post a Jedi…wrong answers only:

“he touted his ahead-of-his-time fight for marriage equality as mayor of San Francisco, saying it was the “right thing to do” but also naming it as one of the cultural issues he “fell prey” to.” Throwing even the settled, boring gay issues under the bus. Better than the best R but still the worst D.

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PSA for Windows folks

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“How would a ninth-grader’s slumber party in the Oval Office go?”

Does…. Does he not know that an involuntary “sucking in of air”, aka “inhalation” would pull the water into the LUNGS, aka DROWNING?

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“Package came for you. What is it?” “Hmm, I think it’s…yes it’s the gas masks I ordered.” “What’re those for.” “No Kings march on 3/28.” “Ah, good, thinking ahead.” These are the kinds of conversations we have now. 😐

what if i finished this silly thing

rawdawg is the only working artist in any medium that is truly on the zeitgeist

Anyone else been getting a lot of these kinds of accounts trying to follow them lately? I feel like I’ve been getting about one a week or so.

“AI democratizes art!” -_- Bitch, you got the computer literally doing EVERYTHING and you don’t even have a basic plot idea to feed it? You gotta crowd source that too? What do you even need the money for at this point? Lord knows no one’s getting paid.

The Liminal Barbie Playset

…….huh. So Steven Miller is basically a Jewish Uncle Ruckus, yeah?

Free speech litmus test: what if he’d posted “He** Hi****”?

FERAL

So you’re really just gonna post pics of you smoking meth, right on your timeline, smoky pipe and all? Ok, then. *block*

"why is JK Rowling unpopular" is like asking "why does Kissinger have a bad reputation." when you're instrumental in orchestrating a genocide, it often leads to at least a minor dent in your legacy.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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QOTD: Funny how we’re all inoculated against goatse, but measles is on the rise.

Somewhere along the character design process a gay was 100% given oversight and approval authority. #notacomplaint

They fumbled K-Pop Demon Hunters and it's STILL getting merch and promo tie-ins. It was THE event of the Thanksgiving Day Parade. It was Time's breakthrough of the year. I don't understand how they learned nothing do they not do quarterlies like what's happening

First James Van Der Beek, now this. I wonder who the third will be?

Chip your animal. It’s cheap and easy. DESTROY YOUR RING CAMERA.

*cough*