Also of interest: The Hysteria Podcast/This Fuckin Guy does a scary (and customarily witty) takedown of him.

I’ve created a handful of hater lists to block. They’re either tag hijackers (give money to this precious dog!!) or obvious bots (booby downshots, following 50k ppl, zero posts). One of those (which appears to be both boobies and dog gfm) revenge added me to all of their lists. Oh noes.

Oh, what was MY first clue that the timeline went sideways? When V (The TV Series, 84-85) returned with a garbage budget, then predictably ended with a fairy fart and a shitty cliff hanger.

1 dead after car crashes into 2 ppl in SF. Per my previous email: bc the driver stayed to chat with police, I guarantee they will 100% not be punished in any way for killing 1 person and injuring another. Oopsydaisy, amirite?

Sometimes I see a hidden post from a well loved person like @chucktingle.bsky.social and think OH NO what terrible thing did they do then I realize they committed the sin of posting about a sportsball which is fine I guess :) (I have an extensive sportsball mute list.)

North Carolina sent a clear message tonight: You cannot betray our community and keep your seat.

That’s right, Bill. Let’s “balance” the needs of a “frustrated” person optionally wielding an armed multi-ton metal weapon capable of turning the human body into a crayon mark on asphalt against someone who is “walking slowly.” YOU’RE THE GODDAMN PROBLEM, BILL.

Takeaway: in San Francisco, car murders of pedestrians are accidents, & free of repercussion as long as you stay & chat with the police for a few minutes. It’s actually helpful bc the city can trumpet new design safety features to mitigate more people doing car murders at that exact intersection.

The federal government of the United States of America continues it pogrom on trans kids, trans people, and queer people.

Calm. Down. Everyone.

Just got a fishy message from legit Apple support informing me I was off the iPhone upgrade plan bc I allowed AppleCare to expire. On my previous phone. Verifiably sent in & replaced w this phone. Which. Has. AppleCare. Apple genuinely seems to be losing shine in all manner of ways.

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Gavin Newsom will explore why this may or may not be good idea but definitely after the next election cycle on his next podcast, “It Me! Gavvy!! With my good good friends Peter T and Arnold S who have completely average net worths and very normal perspectives on money in politics!”

Amazing! ♥️♥️♥️😻😻😻

Do it. Subscribe. We are getting more honest headlines that do far less damage to real human beings from this semi-infotainment.

Whatever thing you’ve heard re trans people being bad in some way is :always: a lie, perpetuated by people like Jesse Singal & the wicked NYT (like, that sounds so old schoolmarm, but wtf else do you call a previous world gold standard now fallen so low, willfully lying at every turn?).

Ew. Ew ew ew. What the gross bullshit is this.

Alysa Liu has brought such a welcome infusion of joy to the world, and especially the U.S. I'm grateful. Thank you, skater!

Father, why are you disturbing our beauty sleeps? #caturday

"A panel of independent experts appointed by the U.N. Human Rights Council has reviewed millions of newly released U.S. Justice Department files connected to Epstein, and they are not mincing words. They called it a global criminal enterprise." open.substack.com/pub/mitchthe...

Passive aggressive dark patterns, now for cats!

This court case guarantees an executive tantrum in the form of a war.

Apple positively stalked me w frequent emails promising all manner of ill wishes if I didn’t return my old phone with a quickness, starting 1 day after purchase. I sent it as soon as my trade-in box arrived. Radio silence for 2 weeks. Today they deigned to lmk I was off the hook. Lil assholes.

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

The cats were dicks again this week, here are my top 10.

Tysm with your help air drying the dishes, fur child.

No, Yelp. I didn’t want BAKERY. I wanted PĄCZKI. Thanks for crawling your taxonomy to ensure I’d get a full page of “matching” “sponsors” before moving on to several pages of results for “we have no idea what you want. Is this a bread?”

I do not regret to inform you I love these Soban orange chicken puffs.

Mean girls goodness.

So this is… new. An HR(!) person asked if the candidate would live prompt “Based on my past conversations, can you analyze my behavioral tendencies?” That’s great information. You now know you’re Molly and you in danger, girl.

It’s always so amusing when the parrots do a flyover in San Francisco.

This sounds about as meaningful as Homan’s “drawdown” in MN.

Just saw Pillion and it was genuinely excellent. Such a good weird vibe. Intense kinky sex, power dynamics, family stuff, love stuff, human stuff. Unsurprisingly, Alex Skarsgård remains one of the most beautiful men on the planet.

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

No. They don’t need to “go.” They need to be prosecuted.

Yassss

5 Things White People Should Stop Saying Right Now open.substack.com/pub/pinkparl...

Oh ffs NBC. There’s no credible an excuse for this.

*cough*

Chip your animal. It’s cheap and easy. DESTROY YOUR RING CAMERA.

Sarah Vaughan. One of the most pure, liquid voices. The way she dances across this gives me delicious chills. youtu.be/lJXLqAutql4?...

I love this so very much.

This person’s testimony of her treatment at the hands of ICE gave me the chills.

I’ve given ScatGPT some explicit instructions when handling ambiguities. It regularly includes the analysis “I’m up to some bullshit & here’s why:” in which it explains why it’s unsure and is likely making things up. It helps me marginally better playing w scat.

See you at the March for Billionaires on Saturday I guess?

Just randomly remembering that contractor 25 years ago who’d been on the job for 3 days and came in day 4 looking rough. He told the entire team, including manager, that he was still rolling which is why he might be a little slow today.

eat shit, lithgow. harry potter profits directly fund jkr's anti-trans activities 'it makes me sad when people tell me off for choosing to be in it' doesn't make you feel anywhere near bad enough, clearly

“Gender affirming care” doesn’t really convey that it’s LIFE SAVING MEDICAL CARE. Our health institutions must not throw #Trans people & especially #TransKids under the bus. Come out to show the S.F. Supervisors that we must take care of our kids.

Was just reminded of this absolute 🧑‍🍳 💋 scene of Della Reese owning absolutely everyone. She was magnificent.

♥️ So good. We all know they believe guns are a god given right but words can kill. The times I told dad & the vicious Collin County Texas GOP Ladies Social, Political, Bible Study, & Lynching Club President wifey they were /wrong/, but was tutted & assured I’d understand when I was older.