I LOLd

Add "tactical" to any product name and take money from the biggest assholes on the planet

It’s the Apex Twink walking past Costco saying “we need a handle of vodka and a sheet cake, girl!” #folsom

My partner made me aware of the existence of this miracle

They’re HEEEEEEeeeeere! #caturday #poltergeist

How it started (March) / How it’s going (September) #caturday

Why does my bsky trending topics leaderboard have duplicates (currently 2x Kimmel and 2x RFK Jr)?

Sun dappled rainbow kissed bebe #caturday

I am now heterosexual. Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter.

We need a new salutation ritual bc “how are you doing?” is really weird in this timeline.

Epic battle for #caturday, courtesy of well timed Stargate: Atlantis title credits #catsofbluesky #stargateatlantis

End stage democracy and capitalism is stupid.

Now that Engardio has lost his recall, Lurie seems to be telegraphing a framing of Prop K as "being imposed by the city." It was, of course, passed by voters. Rezoning (which I support) fits this narrative far more. Rough road ahead for Lurie.

Trans people aren’t ok. While never “safe,” the incitement to terrorism—no longer “just” stochastic—advocated by conservatives has doubled down in the wake of Kirk’s murder. Newsom and others sanewashing and uplifting this “spirited discourse” is wrong and dangerous.

The Right telling anyone to “tone down the rhetoric” is like Donald Trump telling anyone not to rape a whole bunch of kids

Haha fuck

Just… everything

Yiiiikes.

I’m exhausted “The bill also would enshrine a new phrase into law: protections for employees “deeply held religious or biology-based beliefs.” It’s my “biology-based belief” that anyone signing on to this is a garbage person & I’ll use appropriate honorifics. Florida, clean your shit up.

Once upon a time I gave my phone number to a maga cause so I would occasionally see what the charlatans were up to.

❤️❤️❤️

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You guys the only thing stopping me from going to Costco and buying one of these right now is I am very lazy but tomorrow is definitely the day I get one for no reason at all.

Look at them. LOOK AT THEM. #caturday

This is an excellent piece.

Charlie Kirk was a 2020 election denier and conspiracy spreader. But he was a 2020 election denier and conspiracy spreader in the right way. by Ezra Klein

The last time anyone was as interested in bathrooms as Nancy Mace, President Amber Alert was using one on Epstein’s private jet to rape children

hi, cis folks! the WSJ endangered trans lives with false reporting yesterday. it’s still accepted as truth by many, regardless of it being false. the article’s still up with a little note. it needs full retraction. it's not even a phone call—it's email. you can do this. contact info below.🧵⬇️

WSJ must apologize.

What a disappointing self loathing basic gay.

Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory? Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”

YES PLEASE

The day the sun didn’t come up. I was scheduled to go to my office to clear out my desk after the Covid quarantine began. Driving to my office on utterly deserted streets with an orange sky felt totally apocalyptic.

Good evening to everyone except the folks who already know who they are and also not Scott Thompson bc 30 Helens agree that he sucks.

I need to travel. So I need to get my hair/beard trimmed. So I dropped my motorcycle key inside the fairing. So I ordered a Waymo. So a soon tried to hit me in my Waymo. So that’s all tracking.

Not going to watch the 🍊 💩 announcement. I’ll wait for the post game analysis of his many makeup mistakes.

Just unsubscribed from lovepop marketing and sent them an email bc they’ve released a huge set of h*rry po++er cards and Jk Rowling is a transphobic pig who needs to crawl under her private island and never darken anyone’s imagination ever again.

It’s been 26 years and I still hate Veruca with the heat of a lithium battery fire. #buffyverse

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

"Newsom is following a pipeline transgender people have seen time and again… Transphobia rarely stays confined to one small corner… Those who embrace it… almost always end up sliding further into opposition to nearly every facet of transgender existence…" www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/08/acti...

You can like Gavin Newsome getting under Trump's skin without supporting him for a 2028 presidential run. Just because he's spicy online doesn't make him a good leader. Learn to like what someone is doing without needing to rush to put them in charge of a whole fucking country.

Do you tip at a boba truck with an ordering kiosk that won’t interact with you other than yelling your name? (Which seems unnecessary since I just gave them all my digitals?)

Hahaha he said what he said

He’S THe onLY PoSSibLe cANDiDAte for 2028 (which is 1,176 actual earthy days away so CALM DOWN AND DO BETTER.)

Earlier today: SF Pen Show! Later today: home made pork chile verde! Always: TERFs eat trash.

Apparently creating a moderation list called “TERF scumbags” is a violation of community guidelines. Ok.

TERFs are extremely stupid.