Fuck it I’m now just blocking any account posting non-alt texted screenshots of someone else’s social posts bc fuck those lazy clout whores. Telling them they suck only increases engagement.

The Venn diagram of gays who want to/did invest in SpaceX and the gays who think trans girls shouldn’t play on girls sports teams is a circle.

Tell every large account you follow to stop posting images OF SCREENSHOTS OF OTHER ACCOUNTS/SOCIALS TEXT POSTS FFS without ALT text. Neglecting to do this is simply lazy, shitty, clickbaity, ableist clout whoring.

My current favorite part of living in the future (fascism aside) is how I have brain shatteringly hi-tech amazing AirPods… & if you happen to drop the case 2+ inches off a surface or ground, they defy physics to shoot the individual units 10,000 miles away in unpredictable directions.

Holy fuckballs my progressive #motorcycle insurance went up over 25% this year, with no incidents—EVER. Recommendations for better or cheaper alternatives in CA?

The utility of the SF emergency text system is … not great for me.

Omfg enshittification part eleventy thousand 6: my partner’s ADP phone app has an “offers” section (aka advertising) and he can get a deal at Chuck E. Cheese.

What in the cozy core desktop publishing cloaca goop is this spam?

Opens bluesky. #Giles. Closes bluesky.

Working with Squarespace Fluid Engine is like working with Photoshop 2.0. It does something chaotic every other interaction, and if you don’t save every 2 minutes you lose all your work when it inevitably crashes.

lol Milli Vanilli

lol Milli Vanilli

Sure the country is self destructing, but did you also know that San Francisco parking has become extra enshittified courtesy of our city’s 2nd largest budget allocation which is always v. poverty of course?

COSTCO: here, try this ME: oh yummy COSTCO: so you like it? ME: yes, it's delicious COSTCO: well, we don’t sell it anymore and you'll never see it again.

Live your life so that when you’re trending on bluesky for a medical emergency, it isn’t exclusively people wishing you the very worst.

Oh look trump is trending. Epstein is trending. Supreme Court is trending.

Young person gently guiding elderly woman with a walker meme: "You know, you used to be able to put part of a lyric into search and find the song, the artist, everything." "Sure, grandma. Let's get you to bed."

My very own commemorative screenshot nft I’ll let you buy it from me for .75btc but for a whole bitcoin I’ll give you some of my adrenochrome.

Buy really neat and 🏳️‍⚧️ made pride merch, like super clever pins and stickers and stuff. It goes directly to her transition fund, and you’re not supporting garbage mass merchants!

New stuffy from FAO just dropped!!!

Trying to watch an Apple TV+ show. Force fed a trailer without a fast-skip for Formula 1. In addition to a fast skip trailer for something I don’t want to see. Apple: I pay you for a plus subscription. There’s an option to see this where I don’t pay you. Keep it up. 🏴‍☠️

No.

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Rep. Pat Ryan just revealed that Pete Hegseth ordered military members to an area in Kuwait with an ACTIVE WARNING they had ZERO defense against drone attacks and he IGNORED IT. Six were then KILLED. Survivors blame Hegseth. This is even WORSE than Benghazi.

Rant 🧵Men won’t apologize. Men are misogynist. White men are racist. Gay white men are transphobic. Sure, “not all.” But kinda all of us. At least a little bit. We grew up steeped in a culture of knowing we were superior.

Macys keeps sending me frothy emails about their AI shopping experience, a credit card I don’t want, UGGs (gfys), meanwhile my actual Macys order sits in an UPS facility in Illinois for multiple days, and won’t arrive by a critical date despite shipping well in advance.

A friend convalescing from bottom surgery is sharing details. I am blown away by work/challenges/pain required to simply update her body & also the sheer stupidity & vile hate of ppl like the 5th place swimmer pushing a narrative that ppl do this for fun just to keep her from tying for 5th place.

S T A G E D

#CatsOfBluesky #NotSorry

Don’t share this pic I am told.

Oh no I have terrible news

Let’s not have any more separating artist from art when the art is garbage and the artist is also garbage.

Yaaay do them all next!!

Sunday

Oh hey @petebuttigieg.bsky.social can you feel them closing in? Or are these foreign sex workers are also too un-normal to worry about? THEY. WILL. NEVER. ACCEPT. ANY. OF. US. STOP. THROWING. TRANS. PEOPLE. UNDER. THE. BUS.

Really crack reporting, there.

Well that was a roller coaster ride.

GAME CHANGER: Montana just found the "exit ramp" to kill Citizens United. They aren't waiting for the Supreme Court—they’re going around them. 74% of voters are on board and corporate lawyers are PANICKING. This is how we win. 🏔️💸 www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/army-secre...

Are there any lawyers who would take my case on contingency I want to sue 🍊 💩 for shenanigans leading to cortisol uptick leading to a shorter life for eleventy trillion euros or something more stable than $

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

I’m appalled by absolutely everything.

you just know gavin newsom is having his staffers prepare the spiciest meme prompts featuring characters from the fallout franchise to epicly own the president

Facts spoken by an ex-trumper...

I like a particular sandwich spread which has become difficult to buy outside Amazon idk why. Found & tried copycat recipe. It. Was. Horrifyingly. Bad. And. Wrong. Sought another recipe: they’re all EXACTLY the same. None of these robots even know what it tastes like. #enshittification

Unable to format your mail for a mobile device? I’m not voting for you, boomer.

Garbage anxiety inducing communication 1) NO LONGER ENROLLED OMG 2) oh. I changed my credit card which apparently you “unenrolled” then de-enrolled me in autopay.

My “unusual behavior” is using a VPN. GFYS R&B and every other enshittified website using a CDN blocking me. Byeeeeeee.

Why the crap is there user generated content on my Hulu/Disney app? As if it wasn’t shitty enough.

She’s an ally