Poor Dr Joe. 😂

True love is watching The Matrix with your man because he watched 6 movies in a row you picked without complaint. He even pretended to like You’ve Got Mail, It’s Complicated, and The Family Stone so it’s the least I could do. 💀😂

The “man hater getting a perfect boyfriend” pipeline is strong as hell, though. 💅🏻

Ohtani is insane.

Daisy's bare naked and I was distraught He loves me not, he loves me not Penny's unlucky, I took him back Stepped on a crack And the black cat laughed

Listen daddy there are few things in the world as delightful as a woman that’s horny… TOWARDS YOU

If your wife want you… you better want her back

I know Taylor and Travis are a strange couple to some (not to ME), but I think we have moved on too fast from Lana Del Ray and her Swamp People husband! Every time I see them, I get a jump scare. He must have a magnetic and huge personality.

I’m on my third listen, fourth for some of the songs. A certified banger of an album!

Was watching the Aces and the government shut down. Remembered how I gambled with your heart and you shut down. We used to be a team like A'ja and Jackie. Tell ya Mama I hope her Medicare is safe.

Anyone have any suggestions on how to easily convert Spotify playlists to Apple Music? 🫠

Kind quiet on here this morning. Did I get Left Behind?!?!?

UF has the (small) chance to do the funniest thing ever.

This game should be 21-0. UM is killing them yet they are letting UF hang around.

Look who washed up at the tailgate! @thebooradley2205.bsky.social

The Rotary Club doesn’t have a card reader for this paid parking. Nobody focused!

Going through TSA this morning; “Ms Victoria, I haven’t seen you this month!” 😩😂

Ladies, what do you think your man’s reaction would be if they sliced their inner thigh with your 5-blade razor? It’s such a unique pain. 😩😂

Just hard launched my man on my big socials for his birthday. Might have to turn off my phone.

The picture is taking me out!

Teamwork makes the dream work, and gift giving is right up my street lol so i was more than happy to facilitate but thank god for @devin-gain.bsky.social Glad he liked em @toriintally.bsky.social

Shout-out to @devin-gain.bsky.social @ktj1725.bsky.social @coyseminoles.bsky.social @thebooradley2205.bsky.social for their consulting services. Gave Dr. Joe his birthday presents this morning and he lost his mind. Special thanks to the sneakerhead @devin-gain.bsky.social!

"school shooting industry"

SMH. And we are paying $140 a year for ads, too.

Throwing my parents a 50th Anniversary party/luncheon today. So excited!

What a fantastic Saturday

One minute you’re having a hot girl summer, next thing you know you’re workshopping names for your sourdough starter with your boyfriend. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Drones can’t hit the side of a barn.

Mike really went for it on our own 30!! Jesus couldn’t roll them stones away

Y’all better keep your tortillas in your pants this season!

Good morning, FSU brethren and sisters

Happy Sunday! Anything good happen yesterday, I can’t remember?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE WORKING

NATIONAL HOLIDAY I LOVE LOVE THESE DAYS 😬😭😂

All of these delays are for the birds. Don’t the weather gods know I’m tryna get HOME?!?

It’s straight up chilly this week in DC! I was not prepared.

Joe was listening to a playlist of mine in the car and How Bad Do You Want Me by Gaga came on. He says, “Wow, this sounds like Taylor 1989.” I almost fainted from the sheer pride. My work here is nearly done. Cc @atlantameredith.bsky.social @kaitbperky.bsky.social @andreaarn.bsky.social

Anyway, the breeze was chilly on my walk home tonight. We are weeks away from: - leggings and hoodie season - college football season - soup season - spooky season - grey sweatpants season - big boy season

It’s not summer without your favorite love triangle.

I don’t think I’m emotionally stable enough to watch The Summer I Turned Pretty S3 next month. I just cried at the Daylight/Red mashup trailer.

Simultaneously sharing notes and opinions

Me and @ktj1725.bsky.social ➕ crime docs

I know I should cook a balanced dinner tonight but what I really want it a glass of wine and an Uncrustable. 😭 Why am I 55 on one hand and 5 on the other?!?

How can you not be romantic about baseball?!?!?

These people are all terrible on both sides.

This Karen Read trial doc on Max is wild.

Been seeing an old guy and now I constantly get Rhoback and Peter Millar ads on my instagram. Messing up my algorithm might be a bridge too far.

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