Yall are acting like this thing has a vendetta against people and somehow goes off the tracks to hit them. People try to beat the train. Train wins that every time. Real investment in infrastructure and elevated tracks would help. But we’re never going to get that in this country. Respect the train.

There’s an event happening across the street. *I protect the family*

She’s a witch!!!! 😂

Really rough Friday for this guy.

Everyone needs to watch the Alabama Solution.

Obligatory post in honor of Indigenous Peoples Day. Have a blessed one (unless you're a racist, then you can go to hell).

Once again, I am STRESSED.

I am a casual tigers fan and this game is stressing me tf out. Idk how yall do this regularly.

Me every Saturday.

Did Microsoft just go down for everyone?

Someone please adopt this girl from DeKalb before I start devising ways to keep her myself. I’ll pay her adoption fee! dekalbanimalservices.com/pet-details/...

Today in millennial homeowner adventures:

Only Wednesday 😩

Game-winning touchdown

If anything sums up the experience of living in Jacksonville, it was that goofy ass touchdown. This place is insane and so special.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuval

What a catch by Travis Hunter. My goodness.

I am self soothing with Taylor’s new album.

Honestly this is par for the course in what has been the shittiest birthday week of my life.

Ty just awooed to The Fate of Ophelia. He loves blondie as much as I do. 🥺

THIS ALBUM FUCKS

I put my card down for the auction/donation drive tonight and Zach is threatening to bid $25k. PLEASE HELP 😭

One year ago, I called my mom to wish her a happy birthday. She told me things were getting bad in WNC. I kept seeing all the devastation on the news and online. I called her, my sister, the police dept over and over hoping someone would answer. Cell towers were down. I couldnt get through.

I changed my outfit then made Zach change his. Chugged some pepto. We scored. I love being an insane sports fan. 😂

Alright, let’s go Noles!!

Big news for me, a total wine is opening 10 minutes from my house😭🙏🏼

Happy Gameday to all who celebrate. Go Noles!!

Nothing like a mid morning dog bath, in the middle of a Tuesday mind you, because your adorable little corgi decided it was the perfect time to roll around in raccoon shit. Dogs are so gross.

Listen, Taylor. I love you girl, but I am never, EVER, wearing a damn orange anything. Signed, a lifelong Florida State fan.

Nothing like starting the day triple booked at 1:00. 🙃

Why tf is there a damn 10:00pm game on a school night?? Stop that.

My dad just called and wants to know if his phone is eligible to upgrade to the iPhone 17 Pro. Should I tell him his phone works perfectly fine and he doesn’t need the new one? 😂

Just gonna post this again

Maybe it’s the guns. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Not my dumbass corgi trying to play with a fucking SNAKE in our yard. 😩

Yall!!! My neighbor has a friend 😭

It’s fucking nice out. I’ve talked Zach into Monday night porch margs 🥰

@thebooradley2205.bsky.social Bradley does something bad happen to this dog????

No one told me Carolina’s coach is hot. Very rude.

Go jags?

Watching inglorious basterds to close out this glorious Saturday.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"

Ugggh our upstairs ac went out 😭

Well that was easier. Go fucking Noles!

Let’s go Noles!

My one client meeting for the day just got moved to Tuesday.

Cooks every meal (makes me whatever I ask for), does all the grocery shopping, cleans the kitchen, roasts coffee beans so I have craft coffee every morning. Also plays the piano, brings me fresh flowers weekly, doesn’t try to dull my shine, and makes me laugh daily. 🥰

Bruh. This Unknown Number documentary is batshit.

Woof, unc is getting boat raced. Couldn’t be my team!