If there is a picture of Trump blowing Clinton, I am gonna be drunk for a week in a kids pool in my front yard under a 20 foot flag of the picture. Redneck bender style.

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Zelynkskyy, Obama, or Newsome better reject any invites to the Oval Office for a while, Trump's dead and MAGA might invite them to try to frame them for his death as a Reichstag Fire type event.

looking healthy and strong mr. president #trump

I just saw this video of JD Vance “running” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂

No words.

lol

G-E-N-O-C-I-D-E

If the GOP reconciliation bill passes, ICE gets through FY2029: - $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion - $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million - $8 billion for hiring/retention - Billions more.

If you watch one thing tonight, let it be this. This is delicious.

Until you mentioned ICE you could have been talking about the German Nazi party.

They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.

The last provision in the Big Beautiful Bill increases the debt ceiling by $4 trillion. The national debt is $36 trillion. Trump increased the debt $8 trillion in his first administration. The CBO says this bill, after interest, will cost $5.1 trillion. We’re being asked to disregard the obvious.

We have an official ruling

The president’s son.

In 2000, Prevost allowed Father James Ray, an Augustinian priest, to reside at St. John Stone Friary in Chicago. Ray had been suspended from public ministry since 1991 due to credible accusations of sexual abuse of minors. Although the priory was close to a Catholic elementary school. #Pope

not saying anyone should, but I bet you could convince Trump to re-open Alcatraz in under 20 minutes

someone should ask trungus about how people are going to be able to afford 50 guns now, should be enlightening if he says that people only need 2 or 3 guns. #trump

Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.

Trump has deported a four-year-old US citizen with a rare form of metastatic cancer without medication or consultation with their doctor.

I understand that Kilmar Abrego Garcia may have abused his wife but I still don’t believe, given the values enshrined in the constitution and the principles of the rule of law, that he should become Secretary of Defense

remember that part in 1984 where Smith is at the movies and they show film of bombers strafing and bombing refugee boats and the crowd cheers? I feel like that's next with #MAGA with the deportation to the gulag thing, people flat out cheering.

Mainstream media is doing a woefully inadequate job of highlighting the horrors ICE is committing across the USA. My hunch is that is by design.

A market crash was not part of President Trump's plan, White House advisor says.

This is Pete Hegseth’s Department of Defense. Labeling the highest ranking black Medal of Honor recipient “DEI.” Pure racism. My latest post. open.substack.com/pub/fpwellma...

ted cruz and the king's #tesla

oh help my fuck. this is who #maga is bringing into the country while expressing concern about sex traffickers and criminals.

They're not going to cut social security. They're going to steal social security. They're not cutting timber on federal lands. They're stealing timber on federal lands. They're not selling federal buildings. They're stealing federal buildings.

Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.

Marco Rubio is like having Tom Wambsgabs as Secretary of State, a man whose ambition is to be an empty suit, on board to take any stance, say anything, whatever the boss wants, and sponge up some of the pain that comes back, all for the trappings, the title, the plane rides, the suits, to be there.

All of Elon’s kids are named like Tool songs

schools - utterly broken health care - completely and utterly done for court system - backed up for actual years solution: let's give the guy who's been in charge for 7 years a chance to destroy the rest of the province. #ontario you stupid, stupid bastards.

hey @nytimes.com have you considered that you're all assholes apologizing for a russian asset burning an ally of the west?

In light of the news that Dan Bongino will be the Kash Patel's Deputy FBI Director, I am reposting what I wrote a few weeks ago. "Donald Trump will insist on using the powers of the state to attack his political opponents." www.democracydocket.com/opinion/ther...

Hegseth says firing of top military lawyers was about making sure "they don't exist to be roadblocks to anything that happens."

TRUMP JUST FIRED THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD STOP HIM FROM USING THE MILITARY FOR A COUP. This is how dictators seize power. The last time someone purged the military like this, they called themselves führer. Pay attention before it’s too late ‼️

Hostile Government Takeover It's a bop

This country has seen some bad moments in the 61 years, 5 months, 16 days I’ve been on this Earth. But it has never, ever before come close to the supertoxic level of stupidity, mendacity, narcissism, nihilism, and moral apathy that threaten to destroy it today.

golden goat at #maralago wrapped in bills with #trump on them and "in Trump we trust" on them. Totally not a cult.