Someone funnier than me needs to come up with a word play that uses ogre and Zionist to describe Fetterman.

The shitlibs are really amping up the bullshit rhetoric with those Mamdani endorsements winning last night

Did sleepy donnie have a nice little nappy nap at the incest-fest 250 last night?

Gotta admit, I caught the fever for this run

Looks like meta is crashing, myself and several other people got logged out and can't back into those platforms

If the Dems were rigging elections, trump wouldn't be in office. Shut the fuck up

Everyone praising Welker for calling Trump's bullshit needs to get some fucking perspective, because he's been spouting lies for 11 years and this is the first time he's gotten any push back. This isnt a victory, it's just fucking sad

"no one wants to work anymore" I was contacted by an outsourced consultant for an employment agency. That is two individual layers of assholes that want to get paid for my qualifications and abilities getting hired somewhere.

Poe's law is fuuuuuucking tired, bro

Calling Steven Miller an ugly fuck is still taking the high road with that clown show of a regime

Bondi has thyroid cancer, may she never hear the words "remission" from a doctor.

Seriously, what fucking loser proudly proclaims that this is what they voted for?

No one believes or gives a shit about the latest fake ass shooting near the president lol

Don Jr is the first kid that Trump won't go to an island for lmfao

How in the flying rat fuck does blanche have this authority? Where the fuck is Congress? Oh who am I kidding, those fucking cowards won't over turn this even if they win in November, but they'll still demand everyone's vote

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

Real talk, y'all need to stop pretending Jesus was white before you start clutching your pearls about the race of another fictional character that was fathered by Zeus and born from a swan egg.

The Virginia Supreme Court just proved that we aren't allowed to vote our way out of this fascist shitfuck.

Comedy and satire are protected free speech no matter how much Borats sister wants to clutch her pearls about what Kimmel said

64 warehouses have burned down since Kimberly Clark

The revolution will not be televised, but there will be crowd sourced websites tracking and verifying the events. warehousefire.watch

seriously when did the legislative branch of the federal fucking government confirm blanche as AG? why does he have any fucking authority?

RFK jr breaths like a Volkswagen beetle with a fuel leak, people that breath like that shouldn't be in charge of anyone's health.

Well done, Virginia

Kashyap totally crashing out like this is kinda what I expected, he seems like one of the few in this circus with something close to a moral compass. But he wants all those racists to like him, so he's just spiraling while avoiding confronting that conflict of interest

Disturbed has always sucked.

The spineless centrists haven't been screaming "this isn't how we do things" about the warehouse fires. Things are really that bad.

Seriously though, it's not terrorism if it's only the richest 1% of the country that's scared.

"hey did you guys hear about those warehouses that burned down" is a great way to immediately get your bosses attention

It's about that time in an election cycle when a bunch of "leftists" show up online and get anyone to the left of Karl rove to hate each other.

Blaming leftists for this second term has the same energy as "no one wants to work anymore". Offering nothing but shitty options that won't fix the problem doesn't entitle the Democrats to anyones vote

The planning for artemis 2 began in 2011, well before trump or musk decided to plaster their dumb fucking names on anything that succeeded. Which might explain why they've been so quiet

Pretty much every person I've met that claims they "don't wanna be in the middle of drama" has already inserted themselves in the middle of the drama and doesn't wanna be held accountable for it

Ekekekekek

I swear to fucking God if the Democrats run Hilary Clinton again, I will shit on the voting machine

Fuck John fetterman, I hope the next stroke finishes the job, fucking traitor.

Remember, Iran never said California might be attacked by drones. Kash Patel did.

Gavin Newsom seems to be cautiously stepping back out into the public since finding out that a lot of people don't like him for being a shit bag fence riding diet Republican.

Jake Lang getting Chris Hansen'ed has definitely brightened my mood a little

The wild part about Trump buying everyone shoes like they're in the Heavens Gate cult is that he's in the Epstien files thousands of times because he's a child trafficking pedophile

It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...

Biblical responsibility? Fuck off.

Hakeem Jeffries is such a fucking joke

Hail the traveler. FUCK

The wokescolds are salty as fuck about the Talerico win.

Yo what the fuck why did we attack Ecuador last night?

Crockett is going to be an amazing Attorney General soon enough.

I hope all the assholes I used to be friends with in the military industrial complex are having a profoundly shitty week.