Comedy and satire are protected free speech no matter how much Borats sister wants to clutch her pearls about what Kimmel said

64 warehouses have burned down since Kimberly Clark

The revolution will not be televised, but there will be crowd sourced websites tracking and verifying the events. warehousefire.watch

seriously when did the legislative branch of the federal fucking government confirm blanche as AG? why does he have any fucking authority?

RFK jr breaths like a Volkswagen beetle with a fuel leak, people that breath like that shouldn't be in charge of anyone's health.

Well done, Virginia

Kashyap totally crashing out like this is kinda what I expected, he seems like one of the few in this circus with something close to a moral compass. But he wants all those racists to like him, so he's just spiraling while avoiding confronting that conflict of interest

Disturbed has always sucked.

The spineless centrists haven't been screaming "this isn't how we do things" about the warehouse fires. Things are really that bad.

Seriously though, it's not terrorism if it's only the richest 1% of the country that's scared.

"hey did you guys hear about those warehouses that burned down" is a great way to immediately get your bosses attention

It's about that time in an election cycle when a bunch of "leftists" show up online and get anyone to the left of Karl rove to hate each other.

Blaming leftists for this second term has the same energy as "no one wants to work anymore". Offering nothing but shitty options that won't fix the problem doesn't entitle the Democrats to anyones vote

The planning for artemis 2 began in 2011, well before trump or musk decided to plaster their dumb fucking names on anything that succeeded. Which might explain why they've been so quiet

Pretty much every person I've met that claims they "don't wanna be in the middle of drama" has already inserted themselves in the middle of the drama and doesn't wanna be held accountable for it

Ekekekekek

I swear to fucking God if the Democrats run Hilary Clinton again, I will shit on the voting machine

Fuck John fetterman, I hope the next stroke finishes the job, fucking traitor.

Remember, Iran never said California might be attacked by drones. Kash Patel did.

Gavin Newsom seems to be cautiously stepping back out into the public since finding out that a lot of people don't like him for being a shit bag fence riding diet Republican.

Jake Lang getting Chris Hansen'ed has definitely brightened my mood a little

The wild part about Trump buying everyone shoes like they're in the Heavens Gate cult is that he's in the Epstien files thousands of times because he's a child trafficking pedophile

It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...

Biblical responsibility? Fuck off.

Hakeem Jeffries is such a fucking joke

Hail the traveler. FUCK

The wokescolds are salty as fuck about the Talerico win.

Yo what the fuck why did we attack Ecuador last night?

Crockett is going to be an amazing Attorney General soon enough.

I hope all the assholes I used to be friends with in the military industrial complex are having a profoundly shitty week.

Fuck you, Bibi.

Posting without context, y'all will get it soon enough

Trump fucked children when his dick still worked and he's starting world war 3 in the Middle East to avoid the consequences of fucking children

IM🍑

So once the self righteous centrists are done bitching that not enough people voted for a candidate no one was given a choice about, what are we gonna do about this fake fucking war?

"this bitch is delicious" - Face Eating Leopards, probably

Between that Nickelodeon doc last year and finding out that every shop at every mall was owned by someone in the trump/Epstein files, it's painting a picture that's hard to look at. My whole childhood was just a conveyor menu for billionaires to hand pick which kid they wanted to abuse.

OC for the NYPD

The gold medal made me wanna start watching hockey. The phone call made sure I never would.

Game recognizes game. Free Palestine

New trend setter?

I'm not watching the SOTU tonight, if I wanted someone to lie to me for two hours I'd call up any of my exes and ask why they couldn't pay half the rent

Oh he's definitely gonna start a war in Iran now that SCOTUS isn't capitulating to his bullshit .

I made it through the whole day without telling anyone they have shit on their forehead

Seriously though, finding out that trump blew Clinton adds a whole new layer to the naming of the "Big Beautiful Bill"

Congrats to Rush Limbaugh for 5 years of sobriety

Friendly reminder that Platner is a fascist who had a totenkopf tattoo on his chest until less than a year ago. Do not support this fraud

Democrats have two and a half years to stop pretending their formula of telling voters what they want will win elections. Or we're gonna get another fascist in office