Jake Lang getting Chris Hansen'ed has definitely brightened my mood a little

The wild part about Trump buying everyone shoes like they're in the Heavens Gate cult is that he's in the Epstien files thousands of times because he's a child trafficking pedophile

It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...

Biblical responsibility? Fuck off.

Hakeem Jeffries is such a fucking joke

Hail the traveler. FUCK

The wokescolds are salty as fuck about the Talerico win.

Yo what the fuck why did we attack Ecuador last night?

Crockett is going to be an amazing Attorney General soon enough.

I hope all the assholes I used to be friends with in the military industrial complex are having a profoundly shitty week.

Fuck you, Bibi.

Posting without context, y'all will get it soon enough

Trump fucked children when his dick still worked and he's starting world war 3 in the Middle East to avoid the consequences of fucking children

IM🍑

So once the self righteous centrists are done bitching that not enough people voted for a candidate no one was given a choice about, what are we gonna do about this fake fucking war?

"this bitch is delicious" - Face Eating Leopards, probably

Between that Nickelodeon doc last year and finding out that every shop at every mall was owned by someone in the trump/Epstein files, it's painting a picture that's hard to look at. My whole childhood was just a conveyor menu for billionaires to hand pick which kid they wanted to abuse.

OC for the NYPD

The gold medal made me wanna start watching hockey. The phone call made sure I never would.

Game recognizes game. Free Palestine

New trend setter?

I'm not watching the SOTU tonight, if I wanted someone to lie to me for two hours I'd call up any of my exes and ask why they couldn't pay half the rent

Oh he's definitely gonna start a war in Iran now that SCOTUS isn't capitulating to his bullshit .

I made it through the whole day without telling anyone they have shit on their forehead

Seriously though, finding out that trump blew Clinton adds a whole new layer to the naming of the "Big Beautiful Bill"

Congrats to Rush Limbaugh for 5 years of sobriety

Friendly reminder that Platner is a fascist who had a totenkopf tattoo on his chest until less than a year ago. Do not support this fraud

Democrats have two and a half years to stop pretending their formula of telling voters what they want will win elections. Or we're gonna get another fascist in office

Democrats have two and a half years to stop pretending their formula of telling voters what they want will win elections. Or we're gonna get another fascist in office

Bondi really tried to say that 🍇ing kids is justified because the same rich fucks who did it are also making more money in the stock market

Bondi really tried to say that 🍇ing kids is justified because the same rich fucks who did it are also making more money in the stock market

Gavin Newsom is a diet Republican with a good social media team, he's not going to win a presidential election. The Democrat party needs to hear what their voters want if they want to win, not tell them what they're going to get and demand they fall in line.

Gavin Newsom is a diet Republican with a good social media team, he's not going to win a presidential election. The Democrat party needs to hear what their voters want if they want to win, not tell them what they're going to get and demand they fall in line.

The insatiable lust for money is the greatest evil the world has ever known.

So who won the Superbowl? Or did everyone who made their choice of halftime show their entire personality not even bother watching the game?

Republicans treating the Epstien files like the Bible is very on brand. They don't read them and cherry pick which story they hear as valid depending on who it's about.

Republicans treating the Epstien files like the Bible is very on brand. They don't read them and cherry pick which story they hear as valid depending on who it's about.

I've heard more about the halftime show than the fucking Superbowl this week. Shut the fuck up, no one cares if you don't like Bad Bunny.

Noodlebones

Was 2024 legit?

Ok someone who understands this better explain it. There is now all this evidence out in the public alleging that the president and his best friend did the most heinous shit to children imaginable. What is the mechanism that removes him and anyone else named from the public?

CAUTIOUSLY EXCITED THAT DEMOCRATS MAY HAVE FOUND A FUCKING SPINE

Thank fuck we don't have to listen to Charlie kirks bullshit rationalizing of this insanity

America and the Epstein Files

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Go get em, Minnesota!

Jeff van drew is a cunt

GF (who is a professor): "I have two kids named Max in my 112 class this semester, and one of them had the full name Maxon. Who does that to a kid?" Me: "Oof yeah that's a rough one. White people, by the way, is who does that to their kids"