A questionable company bought the house my landlord quickly sold under mine and my housemates' feet. I am being fully kicked out but my neighbors are being served these... insanity.

I wouldn't wish having a uterus on anyone. Imagine once a month being acutely aware of the layout of your internal organs bc you can feel them intensely. And imagine that feeling all day long while you're also dealing with everything else in your life. I want to turn into a pill bug and roll away.

One thing I like about the HTTYD trilogy is the stakes. Fuck around and be a hero? Lose your leg. Think everyone can be redeemed? Lose your dad. The third movie.

Free cat food from the Fan Fest but @kikidoodle.bsky.social can you confirm because I think they're giving Bengal jump height to your breed.

He knows exactly where to be and how to bounce that ball. I hope he humbles the heck out of England.

why aren’t I rich enough to buy the cinema they’re closing down in town so I can just run it as a fun little quirky community cinema

“Tidy Whities.” Editorial cartoonist Dennis Goris weighs in on hundreds of masked white nationalists marching through the U.S. capital on July 4th.

I finally replaced my 2018 life support iPad. I'm crine.

I'm too old for fireworks. They're too loud and I don't like being jumpscared by unexpected loud bangs from the neighbor randomly.

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

GarfieldEATS continues to be one of the strangest internet stories there's ever been that just continues to march forward and get stranger still long after you stopped thinking about it

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

I love that both one of mg favorite movies and one of my new unexpected enjoyed miniseries are both about nihilism and the queer experience. Digital Circus and Everything Everwhere All At Once share themes if how not being your open self can lead to bad outcomes. Love these narratives.

Now go support Gaslight District and let me die in peace.

scrolling bsky and every 2nd post is about the pomni cartoon

That clip of xQc playing Splatoon is not gas. It is not good gameplay. It's sticks Octobrush where he kills someone under a ledge after the slowest Zipcasting I've ever seen, a special he launches after his team gets a wipe. In Turf War. Ppl want to coach him for the greed of growing their audience

Reflections Follow my cartoons and accompanying written commentary on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com For @contrariannews.org

all the pulse and solitude of a self-burning sun

I hate Epic but I lowkey love Fortnite

Started eating caffeine chocolates instead of coffee and hmmm these are basically edibles but with the opposite effect.

Many years ago, I was on a bus that got picked up and tossed by a tornado. I got a huge bruise on my right forearm that caused nerve damage. Every once in a while that area of my arm itches and the itch doesn't go away when I scratch it. It takes me forever to remember about the fact that I can't.

The movie theater is next to IKEA so. Pre-Digital Circus meatballs.

These nerds better use deodorant.

The urge to leave Twitter has been rising significantly lately. I'm so tired of reading the r-slur every two messages over there.

Art of the day Guim Tió Zarraluki

The biggest problem in my career is i have two wolves inside of me - the one that knows I should be more professional and quiet online and the other that wants to make a video essay about how more cis men need to learn from the inherent sexual appeal of Disney's fox Robin Hood.

Google docs aren't even call outs anymore. They're like 13 pages of screenshots weaponizing therapyspeak over what is clearly a mild disagreement. Post a google doc that matters. I want juicy goss. Your breakup wasn't "emotional manipulation;" you're just sad that you broke up.

A thief believes everybody steals.

"AI is like having sex and they hand you the baby." I would have never predicted that humanism would be so under fire by genAI bros that the Catholic Pope would be mor humanist than these insane takes. "The only reason life requires patience is that biology forces it to be that way." What.

Witcher 3 DLC announcement in 2026 has me grinning on my lunch break. Play Witcher 3. Play its two DLCs. It's peak. And romance Yennefer you coward. The Geralt/Ciri/Yennefer dynamic is peak. I miss that game I'm so excited to play more.

Applied for a 10-hour per week freelance-ish coloring gig that pays really well. Wish me luck!! I need this extra income. The other artists involved look like great people.

his gun is named "Last Respects"

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

I hate Twitter but how do you post to multiple platforms anyway?

If some other artist says "Don't do XYZ..." Do it. Make your own path. You will have lows that look impossible to recover from and then bounce back like nothing was an issue. My career path has been full of what should be setbacks and yet I am at my highest (literally - 10th floor office) point yet.

Kiddos. I got my former job drawing clothes on dragons because I spent a lot of time drawing fanart and learning drapery as a result. I now work at the headquarters of a 500k organization with the goal for my next job to be corporate (with a creative history so I am not soulless and corrupt).

Stephen Colbert and David Letterman throwing things off the Ed Sullivan Theater. Colbert: “Anything you’d like to say, Dave?” Letterman: “In the words of the great Edward R. Murrow to CBS: ‘Good night and good luck, motherfuckers.’”

do not. address it

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Every now and then in major wind gusts I have a mini like... chill or something. Like I tense up for a brief moment. I was in a tornado several years ago. Nice to know my survival instincts still kick in decades later lmao.

Dear Dictionary intern. Yes, it's neat but that's gotta be the most obvious way to structure a word. Kinda like how "infuriate" is to may someone furious. "Intubate" is to put a tube into someone.

Reading art essays kids "wrote" for a work contest and oh. Oh. That's a lot of em dashes. That's a looot of em dashes.

Work is starting to ramp up in stuff to do before business traveling this summer including rebooking a flight. Finally started using a planner to track everything and it feels like such a mental weight off my shoulders already. I'm such an Adult Professional.