So. Anything happening tonight?

🚨Jim Carrey’s fresh out of fucks, and we are here for it!

In John 6:15, Jesus miraculously feeds 5,000 people and the crowd's so impressed they try to seize Jesus and make him their "king," by force. But Jesus "withdrew again to a mountain by himself" to avoid their attempt, bc he was not about earthly power. Jesus = "No Kings."

“When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time they seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall... think of it, always.” - Gandhi

Amen

President Trump doesn’t get enough credit for ending the war between Azerbaijan and Acetaminophen

# of times the Bible forbids/demands penalties for abortion- 0 # of times the Bible justifies keeping out immigrants-0 # of times Jesus condemns homosexuality-0 # of times the Bible addresses poverty, justice and compassion for the poor- over 2,000 www.simonandschuster.com/books/Separa...

Angus: Who else are you going to give military bases to? When’s Vladimir Putin getting his rocket bases in the United States?

Ya baby

Why not give the Nobel Peace Prize to Dolly? She has been spreading peace and joy for decades. ♥️

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn't get on. So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.😎🤣💙☺️

ATTN MAGA:

And further to his flagrant hypocrisy, look into how he met his wife.

Donald Trump is a lying liar who lies 🙄

@cnn.com @cnn.com.web.brid.gy You just broadcast on your 4 pm ET Sunday newscast sound of Trump repeating THREE TIMES that Portland Oregon is "burning to the ground." Three times. Could you not have included a fact-check that this is NOT REMOTELY TRUE? That's an irresponsible disservice, folks.

@chrismurphyct.bsky.social Might be worth repeatedly pointing out how Trump bankrupted six businesses, including four casinos. Now he's working on his seventh. US!

Well THIS sucks. Google's also on the take? Why? They need the fucking money?

Gotta think Donald is reconsidering his plans to make an appearance at the Ryder Cup.

Ossoff: "We have a president who's completely out of control, a crook engaged in unprecedented corruption, who's passing one of the most unpopular agendas in history. The public is turning against him. The opposition is motivated. We can win & we have to win, but we don't have the luxury of despair"

Trump turned Jimmy Kimmel into a hero for free speech. He’s about to turn James Comey into a hero for standing up to vindictive political prosecution.

Trump has been the worst president ever for farmers. Twice. But they voted for him three times. Now they want the rest of America to give them welfare. When they did it to themselves. But they don’t like socialism.

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The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Kirk should still be alive spouting this crap, as was his right to do. But his premature death will not be good for his legacy, as we all become aware of the MAGA bullshit and bigotry he was really on about.

Many media outlets hid the full truth of Trump -- his background in organized crime, his Epstein ties -- out of fear, only to be obliterated by him in the end. Had they not self-censored then, they might not be state-censored now. When you hide the truth, you face the consequences.

@cbcpitchbot.bsky.social Did not see a story on The National let alone a mention of Avi Lewis entering the NDP leadership race. Anyone? [jawdrop emoji] And yes, I know Power & Politics did a great interview. Not the point.

History doesn’t repeat. It is REPLICATED. Very intentionally.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social I cannot believe reporters are standing there listening to the president lie. Quoting percentiles of support for him that are bullshit. He got 49% of the vote, for starters. Nobody challenges him. I get why, but really it’s not good enough. He must be publicly corrected.

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

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The upside of teaching KKKristianity in schools is that kids will be SURE to hate it like they do all the other schools subjects.

Canadian Press headline: "Jason Kenney warns of 'deeply divisive' impact of a sovereignty referendum in Alberta" We're at a point where Jason Kenney is a voice of reason. 😬

Checking in on Free Speech Warrior in Chief Matt Taibbi. Since the shooting he's posted about how Kirk was censored, how the Times Is Very Unfair to Mr. Kirk, and how Actually Everyone Is Being Unfair to Mr. Kirk. Nothing about the mass firing campaign, de facto speech codes, etc.

Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired

There's a story behind these blatantly fake posts, all right. But it's in Russian.

@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com Some suggestions gaining traction that Kirk shooter was influenced by the far right Groyper movement, not some progressive profs. Groyper hated Kirk.

What does it mean when the US media deifies a person who thought ending racial segregation was a mistake?

@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com Was the rifle unassembled and in his backpack on his way up the stairs? No sign of it. Or had he left it there previously?

We all make poor choices in life. But few are as bad as allowing yourself to be lectured about incitment and violent rhetoric by anyone who follows Donald Trump. Seriously. Make good life choices, folks.

I condemn violence and murder in all its forms, including the shooting of Charlie Kirk. Also, Charlie Kirk was a racist, transphobic, homophobic, anti-democratic ‘activist’ who helped make this country a worse, less just place for millions of people. These statements are not contradictory.

TIP FOR CONSERVATIVES: If you are bereft over the gun shooting of Charlie Kirk, just pretend he was a kid in an elementary school, and you will forget about the whole thing within a minute.