Kids shouldn’t be watching influencers or lets plays or AI brainrot. YouTube in general really. They should be watching cartoons with plots and themes, made by guys who fled the collapse of the USSR and full of jokes they won’t get until they’re older. Also random black and white movies on vhs.

The law locks up the man or woman Who steals the goose from off the common But leaves the greater villain loose Who steals the common from off the goose. The law demands that we atone When we take things we do not own But leaves the lords and ladies fine Who take things that are yours and mine.

Golden State Warios

Typed while holding a door open.

I’m not an expert on D.C., but this is interesting. washingtonmonthly.com/2025/08/14/c...

live action catbus looking pretty sweet

hopping on one of these outside the club fucked up as hell

is this anything

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" well I asked Alphinaud Leveilleur and he said "Let us re-examine our strategy and forge onward. We must endeavor to replace our ignorance with knowledge."

and we saw a lot of chipmunks and my youngest talked about how the fairies would tame chipmunks and ride them into battle and my oldest said "what if... they tamed a bear?? And rode IT into battle!!!" and I just imagined a fairy sitting on a bear's head in a palanquin driving it like a mech

Playing an ad that uses footage from the movie I'm about to see in the pre-movie ad-reel should be illegal.

Walking out the door at work for my 10, and the gent who hung by the door pointed out someone in line and went "Doesn't that dude look like Jerry Springer?" Came back and heard how everyone met Springer.

This is also my main takeaway whenever someone does shit like that Civil War movie and divides states evenly. My CA hometown relies entirely in Reno as the local metropolis: where the helicopter flies you when the local hospital can't handle it. If the Union falls, they go with whoever has Reno.

The perfect meal is Two Burgers. Most people will make one burger then supplement it with sides - big mistake! It's better to make a second burger, that way when you finish your first burger, you've got another burger right there

The purpose section trying to ridicule the idea of needing to define showrhead, while conveniently leaving out that all Biden literally just reverted to a shorter defintion after Trump's admin complicated it.

Unlocked phone in pocket Phil is such an effortess poster and I envy him.

Left my phone unlocked and this is the skeet my pocket composed

Calico cat and Taiwanese majolica tiles, my first ever 4 color riso design. It's been restocked on my etsy!

if you spend your life pretending to find a nazi’s jokes funny because being in his inner circle gives you access to resources, you are less free than i am

If you wanted to explain how the police protect the interests of capital in a single picture

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Isn't the usual complaint that these plans slow development?

He's got spirit, but that timeline is so out of whack.

I mean (and here’s a hot take): the Muppets is the best adaptation of CHRISTMAS CAROL precisely bc it enjoys lurching in genre: it does something spooky then goes “ooh wasn’t that spooky???”, it does something romantic then winks about how hack it is. The Muppets are as knowing as the prose.

Fuck it, reboot Ghostbusters again

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said