I can see why you might engage a skilled writer, like Matt, to 'punch up' a wedding speech, especially if you aren't used to that kind of thing. Asking a MACHINE to compose light-hearted jibes about your mate being sick in Lanzarote is true 'Black Mirror' stuff.

A garden painting with my old green bike, a couple of friends chatting and some of the usual clutter to be seen through the glass of the conservatory. Oil on board. I don't like the white aluminium conservatory so I hung lengths of ivy down it to break up the lines.

You won't be disappointed.

August Macke - Red House in a Park , 1914

“Why not turn your viral success into a sales opportunity?” Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Please buy something. marswasrubbish.etsy.com

Another still life, this time featuring pelargoniums, a wooden lizard and a wooden bird with a long beak, poppy seedheads and autumn colours in the leaves outside the studio window. That old earthenware pot with twisty handles is a favourite. Oil on gessoed board, 2019. #oilpainting #stilllife

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Icy Commute 8”x10” oil Available on my website.

PAYDAY WEEKEND - TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMAZING @gailmyerscough.co.uk print, especially with Valentine’s Day coming up, please have a look and share far and wide, cheers! Xx

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The House of Guardaboschi (Das Haus von Guardaboschi)1912,by Gustav Klimt. Oil on canvas, 110 x 110 cm. #Art

Hashim Akib (British, b. 1967). Colours in the rain (oil on canvas).

I’d like to see a film about someone who thought about doing stand up, thought better of it before getting on with their nine to five job.

Parisian Interior | Jozsef Rippl-Ronai

"She remembered the summer evenings all full of sunshine." — Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary Art by Kaoru Yamada

Hanno Karlhuber - The Sleepless Night - 1988 Hanno Karlhuber, German painter (1946–2022) #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

#StreetArt by #HenryHang

Just finished writing the script for this one. A fitting end, I think, to the first series of something @wednesdaygj.bsky.social and myself have enjoyed immensely. We'll take a short break before work begins on series two. In the meantime, thanks for listening!

TV Times promotion from the early 70s (when else? Look at them, for god's sake). Can't help but feel that television peaked at this point. It's been all downhill ever since.

Found once more after a lengthy absence, the gold standard of newspaper puns.

Amateur BlueSky DJ a go-go www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gZr...

Richard Claremont “Somewhere I’ve Been Before”

Nice to be here. The air feels cleaner already.

If anyone needs audio to text transcription, please let me know. I've had 10 years' experience in this biz. and I've worked with various subjects - academic, healthcare, television, music and aviation. Reasonable rates, real accuracy and done with a quickness. References available on request.

The "Seaweed" pattern, William Morris.

Hello! It's Juliette Jones here. It took me ages to join, but here I am.