Apparently the #1 reason most people don't run marathons is that they don't want to. See also: going into Space. www.amazon.co.uk/Fat-Runs-Mar...

Is 2026 the year you try a new sport?

It's always humbling when a library unveils a new statue of you outside, incredible to be there for the ceremony though

The books that are left at Lyvit Towers have been put to bed (we sold A LOT this festive season!) so we'd like to wish a peaceful and fun Christmas and New Year to those who celebrate and thank all readers past, present and future 📚

I'm surprised Trump supporters aren't more concerned that the slogan Make America Great Again is an evolution of Make Britain Great Again considering their independence from Britain in 1776

Went to the Range Christmas shop for the "ah yes, the traditional..." thread.

Happy Halloween to all the family 🎃

Shoutout to all those poor middle-aged supermarket workers who put the bare minimum into wearing a costume.

Please check your kid’s Halloween candy tonight. Apparently requests for a synopsis are being hidden in candy bars.

Thanks to Helston Library for hosting me today, I learned as much as I taught as ever 📚 Same again next February 😀

I know you think it's too early to be thinking about Cmas but it's never too early to be thinking about Cmas

Red Arrows tonight, haven't seen them in years

This audiobook came out today and is already discounted to £5.59 Happy release day, Run audiobook 🥳 www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0FL...

I spent this afternoon with the Helston Library Writing Group, which is the perfect blend of funny/dramatic/dark personalities all composing from writing exercises and drinking tea. It's the perfect way to spend a Tuesday afternoon, they'll make you want to go every week.

Ross has been working hard on the audiobook of Run and we got chatting about seeing things through the eyes of a murderer 👀

I'm on a course, I can field questions about this but only sporadically

Yeah, I do interviews m.youtube.com/watch?v=6n5o...

Graph of British Rivers

My office for the day, PZ Lit Fest Fringe author talks

I had to get this idea out of my head. Giclee prints now available in my shop. Buy all 4 and get a £20 discount PLUS if you use the code: TOKYO you’ll receive another 15% OFF any order! Please do share as things are SO slow for us struggling artists www.infinitebacon.com Thank you!

Someone comes to my stall every month and apologises for not buying a book, she says she definitely wants one but doesn't have the money. I told her, as I'm telling you now, you don't have to buy to chat, I love the conversation

Robin was his excellent self and to have him perform ten minutes from my house is nothing short of inspirational for other comedians hopefully

I took to the stage last night to talk Run, writing and recurring themes

George Orwell inspired T shirt Be an unperson www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/19...

Greg and me

Signed 'The Evil Shed' cartoon print by @taylertoons.bsky.social and Lee Healey etsy.me/4k8kEL3

It warms my heart to see that people haven’t forgotten the big goon. bsky.app/profile/oddt...

This happens every Wednesday and you can get involved

A blast from the past from @vizcomic.bsky.social

This is exactly right. Think twice before entering Cornwall. Even New Look left Helston. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

FREE BOOK. This #buyastrangerabook offer from @bookamatic.bsky.social is still unclaimed. any book you want, up to £25. What the fuck are you waiting for?

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I've nearly sold out, but only because I didn't bring enough copies

I hate the commercialisation of Star Wars day.

My beach is better than your beach

#LondonMarathon www.amazon.co.uk/Fat-Runs-Mar...

If you've been inspired to run the London Marathon, the ballot for 2026 is open now. Around 850k people enter, so your chance of getting in is roughly 17/850. You may notice this is quite low. Other options include a charity place, where you'll have to commit to raising £2,000, or another marathon.

I did London and Manchester on consecutive weekends in 2021. Harder to do when they're on the same day but good luck to those who give it a go

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

I didn't know it was Indie Bookshop Day when I was sat in an Indie Bookshop earlier Accidentally on par 💪

I know I'm not alone in getting giddy about seeing my books out in the wild

We're becoming regulars at @thebookshopinhelston for all the wrong, delicious, hot, caffeinated reasons

We were graciously hosted by Cornwall Games @drjamiearron.bsky.social alongside @lyvit.bsky.social at the Creative Bridge's Cornish businesses event to showcase BRINE! Thank you to everyone who came to see us (and those who were brave enough to give the game a go!) 💙🐠 #gamedev #indiedev #cornwall

@drjamiearron.bsky.social had a busy day watching his game loop on the big screen and chatting to Kernow King

I was advised to go back to short films so had a quick look at Bike 100, which we made in 2021. I didn't intend to watch the whole thing but it brought back great memories m.youtube.com/watch?v=G93W...

Hi Bsky! I'm 3D Artist and game dev based in Cornwall, currently working on BRINE at Studio Whalefall- a boomer shooter set along the Cornish coast. Love old tech, bad coffee, and making my GPU explode. 💙🐠

Stop thinking about what else you could put down the waste disposal unit you have a book to write.

Penrose, Helston, Cornwall