jimmy panetta when i get you

A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.

the future remains teal

11 years from Dragon Age Inquisition ✳️ This game change my life and it will always have a place in my heart

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

there are a LOT of ozempic ads on this sportsnet broadcast

Long live Yaoi

logged 12 hours in kingdom come deliverance 2. it's a fun game but i've run into a surprising number of bugs. i did laugh when 3 armed men came up behind me in a conversation, clearly waiting to ruin my life. thankfully that convo ended with a teleport to a second location bc I'm awful at combat

by which hour do you think they'll have him painting warhammer minis

Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow. #TheFinalPam

Commentary: Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process https://theonion.com/not-sure-how-they-deal-with-criminals-in-your-town-but-round-here-we-use-a-restorative-justice-process/

who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back

kingdom come deliverance 2 is free to play this weekend and i think i'm enjoying it so far but the level of immersion is kind of crazy. why did i just spend so much time smithing a sword? i half expected there to be an eating minigame

do you want the house tour I could take you to the hallway on the first floor to be clear a lot of this is a metaphor there's nothing for you here inside house tour the inside's a little larger than the outdoors head down the spiral staircase and we'll explore what happened to our veteran guide?

this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

another day volunteering at the lone and level sands. everyone keeps asking if they can look on the works & despair. buddy, they won't even let me look on it

RIP to those whose visage with its sneer of cold command lies half-sunk in the desert but my works are despair-inducing. and trunkful. maybe even more trunkful than ye mighty.

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

While this federal administration has been busy empowering ICE to become, essentially, an extrajudicial militia allowed to disappear people from our streets, the Bay has been organizing. We will not be beaten down.

I run a frankly wonderful website called HockeyViz.com, to which you can subscribe at several different levels, each providing you with joy* and many charts about the NHL. You can subscribe at hockeyviz.com/subscribe, and this thread will tell you what you'll get.

Today marks 15 years since the release of Fallout: New Vegas. Since 2010, players have explored the Mojave Wasteland where countless Couriers have walked the same road—each carving their own story. Thank you for keeping the spirit of the game alive all these years. Viva New Vegas. 🎲

@shadowtodd.bsky.social i don't know who to tell this to other than you, but justin timberlake's say something (a song i exclusively know from your trainwreckords on man of the woods) came on in the trader joe's. i cannot believe it's 4 minutes 38 seconds long. it truly felt endless

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Ladies and gentlemen, we did it. SB 79 has been signed.

sharks hockey is so back and better than ever

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

i-it's not like the lion even cares about the opinions of the sheep, baka!!

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

(straying from god’s light) HAHAHAHAHA WHEEEEEEEEE! hahahaha

well awful time to post this probably but i’ll be at illo mart this weekend at booth e18! ill have a limited supply of these stickers, free with purchase!

every chapter of dogsred has me like

soooo excited for sjmade illo mart even if my wallet isn't! if you're in the bay area stop by september 27-28 11 AM to 6 PM to see a bunch of talented artists. admission is free!! www.sanjosemade.com/pages/illo-m...

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and the male concubines that you promoted to viziers are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

Haha I'm being Raptured! This is wonderful, ha ha goodbye losers [It is revealed that the events of the film Nope are happening to me] fuck shit

ust started reading yohira tokiwa's kurumizawa's folly. super intriguing story and i love the mashing of art styles. it just started so all the chapters are available for free on viz! www.viz.com/shonenjump/c...

Soft rain, we roll the windows down Sweat disco all night

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

how is it possible for each panel to be so good.. satoru noda you madman!

I'm done hehe ✌️🦈✨

i’m genuinely pleading with you to read this entire article

maybe i should get normal sticky notes

Wolf! The Big Bad Wolf! #oc #knight

And yet a trace of the true self resides in the false self

the first president to have ever been traded for a handful of percs?