Thank you for everything Dad

Hearing reports F1 race is getting "Silly"

We all miss the Huckster!

hey so I've had sepsis twice and while it's usually treatable and survivable, acting quickly is IMPORTANT. here's the NHS page on symptoms and causes- it's worth taking a moment to familiarise yourself, because usually it's other people who notice the signs. www.nhs.uk/conditions/s...

Guy was responsible for one of the most cinematic hauler fights of modern NASCAR

As far as I know there’s only one @secretbase.bsky.social ever about NASCAR, and it’s mine. Kyle Busch was not a villain. He knew stock car racing desperately needed something it still does today: a great story youtu.be/xDOQVkiIgmI?...

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

BROTHER I USED TO GET PINK EYE FROM WASHING MY PILLOW IN THE TOILET BOWL NOW I’M USING AI AT THE SUPER BOWL

Inbox: The 5,000 strong faculty of Penn State, including faculty members across all departments, full-time and part-time, and at the main and satellite campuses, have unionized with SEIU Local 668. The union says its the largest public sector win in 50 years.

Well, that took less than 24 hours, lads. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

SOUNDS LIKE THUNDER!! #AEWDynamite

we're reformatting your drew allar to run linux! don't worry it's way better. i know your subjective experience of this is miserable but it's better. just trust me. it's objectively better. you're just not using your drew allar right. are you stupid

assimilate with Tommy Tuberville's culture (losing by sixty to Oklahoma State at home)

Getting into the Premier League in earnest this season has taught me one thing: We will not know peace until Arsenal is destroyed completely and utterly

you know what the real data center is. the human mind. thank you,

it’d be really funny if they had 10 more jelly roll songs lined up but saw how no one enjoyed the first one so they pressed a big button that says SHAKIRA

They would make so many breakthroughs in generalized anxiety disorder

this is the tenth time we have remade star fox, and we have become exceedingly proficient at it

Apart from Vince McMahon, Ted Turner is the most influential figure of the last 50 years of wrestling. He was Vince's opposite, chaotic good to his chaotic evil: Southern, liberal, Incredibly successful at a million ventures outside of wrestling. No wonder Vince hated him.

Ted Turner is a legit icon. Batshit levels of confidence fueled by lethal levels of anxiety and abandonment issues

This is why my favorite alt history story is Eisenhower having a heart attack before the 1952 Republican convention and the GOP, with no better ideas, runs Walt Disney for president.

Ezra Klein’s main contribution to American political discourse is to mislead his audience about prominent far right figures, sanitize and normalize them, tamping down opposition. Charlie Kirk did politics exactly right, be more like him. Elon Musk cares only about cars and space, admire him. Etc

Hey New York Times, I have more subscribers than this fuck on two different platforms where is my profile

"Quote from Count Dankula" — the Russian government

we’re shipping out to boston! [toilet flush]

This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

The best part about a White Russian is when you have Bailey's you can make it alcohol on alcohol on alcohol

that is...troubling

CARSON HOCEVAR DIDN'T FUCK IT UP!

Cody Ware is sponsored by the hotel booking company I always thought was a scam

Lmao Allar on the Steelers is toxic as hell

Brett Kollmann describing the Ty Simpson pick as a Two Americas situation is a masterclass

Nick Saban getting caught saying "wow what a reach" for lawrence will feed me

The Rams took the Falcons pick then did something the Falcons would do (derogatory)

This is a fucking incredible draft lmao

i used to think i was above scandal and gossip but like no i am not and the thing you gotta know is that it is baked into evolution that we give a shit so stop pretending. this shit is insane

MIKE VRABEL YOU ARE HIDING A CHILD LET THAT BOY COME HOME

The conversations going on in the Pats front office rn:

You’re gonna see a lot of “the ai companies are finally trying to control costs” stories coming soon that will be written with an air of surprise and confusion. Remember that this was all obvious two years ago!

I don't really know what I've watched over the first 19 minutes of Man City Arsenal, but I've watched something

this is just a warmed over david duke speech from 1990

If you can get a top tier interior rusher for this level of value you kind of have to do it, it'll just be interesting to see if the Bengals can figure out building around him (I doubt it personally!)

Grogu go watch Konosuke Takeshita and get some fucking taste bud.

#AndNEW!!!!! Darby Allin is your NEW AEW WORLD CHAMPION! #AEWDynamite

Its good to see the main belt on the best wrestler in the company, companies often don't do that

Ty Gibbs actually won something, my god

Shane Lowry aces the 6th

The treadmill will become my happy place in the new house I think