And I thought Biden was a gaffe machine

Turns out it was all a ruse! They gave the red card knowing that he would get involved and as we know by now everything he touches goes to shit. #USMNT #WorldCup2026

it’s like we created the absolute dumbest people in a lab and gifted them all microphones and cameras on their way out

Guy With Huge Head Not Even Smart https://theonion.com/guy-with-huge-head-not-even-smart-1850646793/

GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim

WANT TO SNORFLE THE MURDERCAT (🔊 up)

Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why? They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...

If they can’t “fix” a reflecting pool that wasn’t broken, I’m beginning to think the ballroom is going to be a disaster in ways our simple minds can barely comprehend

The U.S. government: The stupidest people we could find, making the dumbest decisions with the most predictable outcomes.

The reflecting pool is a metaphor for everything that’s wrong in America today. Arrogant people with power who don’t understand how anything works, making decisions that will predictably fail and we have to deal with the ugly aftermath.

Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o...

Keep calm and carry on--and do the work.

I chose Brazil to win the 2026 World Cup. How about you? www.theguardian.com/bracketology

If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane. It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane.

Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Split Back Into Sperm And Egg

This is brilliant: Spanish doctors protest with illegible banners

News of the manosphere

remember when they were big mad about obamacare death panels

Day Counter xkcd.com/3228/

Entire Spring Break Spent In Airport Security Line

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

Not from The Onion

FBI Agents Watch In Silence As Kash Patel Gets Ass Kicked By UFC Fighter https://theonion.com/fbi-agents-watch-in-silence-as-kash-patel-gets-ass-kicked-by-ufc-fighter/

> @gideonrachman.bsky.social

Barry Blitt’s sketchbook. @airmail.news airmail.news/issues/2026-...

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

hands down the absolute *strangest* “on background” sourcing I have ever seen in the NYT. Completely bonkers stuff www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party. We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.

Bodybuilder Films Self Eating Chicken To Make Sure Form Correct https://theonion.com/bodybuilder-films-self-eating-chicken-to-make-sure-form-correct/

Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."

Eliminating gender studies courses helps to ensure that universities and other institutions will continue to protect men who benefit from the abuse of women and girls, either directly or through their connections to those who exploit girls and women for profit. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I’m only watching because there’s still a chance the Bears could come back and win this thing

"Epstein class" has the stickiness to it to become an amazing slogan for democrats to use that will land solidly with people. It's perfect and whoever wrote it should be very proud.

In most states, regulators try to keep lending and betting separate. But in Tennessee, when a payday lending company wanted to include a sports gambling company at its storefronts, lawmakers stepped aside to let it happen. ➡️ Full story (with @tennesseelookout.com): https://propub.li/4rpUsPA

ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/

Today Musk is on about plans for the Tesla Robotaxi. Q: But how do you hail one? A:

The government’s lies need to be called out and legacy media are not doing that. My latest: open.substack.com/pub/jimacost...

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed. www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

You know who”stayed a little back” in VIetnam? DJT.

This.

On the plus side, at least she's not shooting them.

A former Robb Elementary aide testified that she begged the school district police officer to do something as the gunman was approaching the building with a rifle, but he didn't intervene.

A group of Epstein survivors just formally demanded that the DOJ Inspector General open an investigation into how the heavily redacted Epstein files were released. They’re demanding action now to release the files and we stand with them.

Study Finds Crows Able To Recognize Faces Had Work Done https://theonion.com/study-finds-crows-able-to-recognize-faces-had-work-done/