remember when they were big mad about obamacare death panels

Day Counter xkcd.com/3228/

Entire Spring Break Spent In Airport Security Line

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

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FBI Agents Watch In Silence As Kash Patel Gets Ass Kicked By UFC Fighter https://theonion.com/fbi-agents-watch-in-silence-as-kash-patel-gets-ass-kicked-by-ufc-fighter/

> @gideonrachman.bsky.social

Barry Blitt’s sketchbook. @airmail.news airmail.news/issues/2026-...

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

hands down the absolute *strangest* “on background” sourcing I have ever seen in the NYT. Completely bonkers stuff www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party. We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.

Bodybuilder Films Self Eating Chicken To Make Sure Form Correct https://theonion.com/bodybuilder-films-self-eating-chicken-to-make-sure-form-correct/

Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."

Eliminating gender studies courses helps to ensure that universities and other institutions will continue to protect men who benefit from the abuse of women and girls, either directly or through their connections to those who exploit girls and women for profit. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I’m only watching because there’s still a chance the Bears could come back and win this thing

"Epstein class" has the stickiness to it to become an amazing slogan for democrats to use that will land solidly with people. It's perfect and whoever wrote it should be very proud.

In most states, regulators try to keep lending and betting separate. But in Tennessee, when a payday lending company wanted to include a sports gambling company at its storefronts, lawmakers stepped aside to let it happen. ➡️ Full story (with @tennesseelookout.com): https://propub.li/4rpUsPA

ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/

Today Musk is on about plans for the Tesla Robotaxi. Q: But how do you hail one? A:

The government’s lies need to be called out and legacy media are not doing that. My latest: open.substack.com/pub/jimacost...

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed. www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

You know who”stayed a little back” in VIetnam? DJT.

This.

On the plus side, at least she's not shooting them.

A former Robb Elementary aide testified that she begged the school district police officer to do something as the gunman was approaching the building with a rifle, but he didn't intervene.

A group of Epstein survivors just formally demanded that the DOJ Inspector General open an investigation into how the heavily redacted Epstein files were released. They’re demanding action now to release the files and we stand with them.

Study Finds Crows Able To Recognize Faces Had Work Done https://theonion.com/study-finds-crows-able-to-recognize-faces-had-work-done/

Why isn’t this video on the front page of every newspaper? The country we thought we had is lost.

So Capitol Police officers were assaulted and injured on Jan 6th, the White House today is blaming them for the violence, and the people who attacked them have been pardoned and are back to mock and abuse them on the 5th anniversary. And the GOP is the party of the police? Really? REALLY??

Periodic reminder: there are no trade deals. None of the announced “deals” mean anything. We have entered an era of chaos. No, the soybean orders did not happen. Xi has concluded he is in the driver’s seat.

Choice works best when people understand their options. Evidence shows simpler, standardized health plans protect consumers & lower costs, without limiting real options. If we want to build a health system people can trust, we need clear rules, fair choices, and coverage that does what it promises.

Best news of the day and a real sign of AI progress.

GEORGE WILL: “.. The killing of the survivors by this moral slum of an administration should nauseate Americans. A nation incapable of shame is dangerous, not least to itself.” @postopinions.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

19 year old freshman just wants to go home for Thanksgiving to see her family, she gets deported to Honduras. Former President of Honduras who’s serving 45 years in prison for drug trafficking? He gets a full presidential pardon. Both are Honduran. Only one is a criminal.

The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet. Run on *that*

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

This is…brilliant.

One hundred and ten million years ago, a reptile regurgitated its meal, leaving behind a pile of vomit that happened to fossilize—a stroke of geologic luck that preserved the remains of a newly discovered species. https://scim.ag/3X4WW8M

Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/

WASHINGTON (AP) - Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide. @apnews.com

"I didn't want to say immediately it was me," fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux said. "With this photo there is a mystery, so you have to make it last." n.pr/3WOLsWT

American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization https://theonion.com/american-airlines-to-phase-out-complimentary-cabin-pres-1819576190/

The Portland ICE protest camp literally has a rack full of inflatable costumes for demonstrators who want to try one on...

BEST BIG CITY IN THE US 9 YEARS IN A ROW. While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.

If I’m a Dem in Congress I’m asking my constituents to log into healthcare.gov and tell me how much their premium is going up next year and I’m posting that on social media all day long.

Jane Goodall, Eminent Primatologist Who Chronicled the Lives of Chimps, Dies at 91 www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/o... She certainly led a consequential life. A huge loss.

A bus of Bronx middle schoolers pulled up to the Capitol this morning for a long-planned field trip just a few hours after the government shut down. All Capitol tours were cancelled as the guides can’t work in shutdown. So I escorted them in myself and gave them a personal tour. They were great!