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Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.

People wondering why Luigi Mangione is a fucking folk hero at this point, shit like this is a big part of it.

Wait, they’re not going to just give it directly to the nearest billionaire?

New Bush learning about 9/11 just dropped

Exercising my 2nd amendment rights in celebration of sandwich acquittal day

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

He did not have the requisite mens rye-a

The arc of history is a foot-long, but it bends towards justice.

America, a metaphor.

Sharing this again. It's from four years ago, and censorship continues to rear its ugly head. Thank you, Meg, for stating this so well.

Hello hopeness my old friend…

the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins

Let's fucking go

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I appear to be leaking.”

It's been 37 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona's seventh congressional district to represent them in Congress. Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.

What rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem after this message from our sponsor?

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

Cops are great Also: record everything

ICE agent: If you keep on following me, you're gonna get arrested. Photographer: We're in a Sam's Club parking lot.

Being disabled means doing things that might take an abled person one day (or less), we have to do over several days (or weeks, or not at all). Everything takes longer, takes up more relative energy, and takes much longer to recover from after.

The bad part is that it appears that the test he’s talking about started with asking him to identify a rhinoceros

One thing I learn more and more every single day? ✨Women✨ are truly a gift to this damn world.

Drama? Here? In this dancery?

40 million people are about to go without food assistance and it's going to be a major crisis moment for the US that the far right are intentionally provoking. Nothing is a more consistent predictor of mass unrest than mass hunger

Trying to figure out if these guys are in the bag for Cuomo or Mamdani

This really is a two for one deal, New Yorkers

“If you can have a social life you can work”… Oh ffs, yeah because meeting someone for an hour or two every so often is EXACTLY the same… Also, in a decent society, social life should come before work, not after, in priority. Ableist pieces of shit.

A really neat photo from when Enterprise was just a calf and the cowpokes had to move her along like a little doggie to get her wings and fly off to Edwards Air Force Base from Palmdale for the Shuttle Approach and Landing Tests.

“the president got mad at a television commercial so now your maple syrup is more expensive” is no way to run a country

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

That's no ballroom

See how easy they’re murdering fishermen in the Caribbean? He sees us as the enemy, too. We’re ‘vermin’. We’re next.

"Let them eat cake." - France, 1765 "Let them not eat." - Washington DC, 2025

Me: Let's have a good day My body: The best I can do is f-ck it up

b u t h e r e m a I l s

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes by the Gestapo. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Anne Frank, November 19, 1942.

Someone put this in the Indiana Jones opener stat

Car exec: can we get a high-pitched harmonic whirring conceived by a sound designer for an early 60s cartoon? That's very Now. EV product manager: we're approaching Hans Zimmer for ours!

Ok, counteroffer: lure them in, but keep them there

Reposting because I mean, look at it

Hang on, just making a nightmare playlist

We are all Otter 841 now

I mean they look cute and all but if they get loose those lambs will FUCK YOU UP