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PLEASE stop driving with your hazard flashers on in bad weather! It does more harm than good. Hazards disable your blinkers and create unsafe conditions for drivers around you. Hazards are for stopped/disabled vehicles. If the weather is bad, turn on your lights and wipers and GO SLOWLY. #stlwx

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God forbid women have hobbies, etc., etc.

Ah, to see a new generation's bi-curious awakening stir thanks to these two beautiful humans... There's still joy left in the world.

It’s his day.

Be careful with your Halloween treats this year, everyone. I opened a candy bar earlier this morning, and overwhelming existential dread fell out.

Absolutely PEAK #STL content.

It's bad when you're old enough to retain these phone numbers (some of which have been disconnected for years) at the expense of remembering new information.

Granny Weatherwax is the voice of wisdom we all need but never deserve.

Morning walk

Vampires hate this one simple cooking hack!

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/u... The idea that an American VP would lecture Germany about coddling Nazis in MUNICH has to be one of the most extraordinary events in history How DARE he

Every day we wander deeper into the Dr. Strangelove script without even realizing it.

Followed by

The only way to read that statement. Coy. Perhaps a bit flirtatious.

Vibrant colour projected onto a 2,600 year-old wall panel offers a glimpse of the past lived in glorious technicolour! From the North Palace at Nineveh (present day Iraq), where the walls were decorated with brightly painted reliefs. 🎥 by me #ReliefWednesday #Archaeology

"Hello, smol fren. I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy." Snail(?): *Blorps contentedly*

ok hammer maybe hurt them a little

If you're still on TikTok, consider this a sign to not be.

Antifa: As terroristic as we are organized

Similarly: "Lucked out" and "got lucky" mean the same thing and I cannot wrap my head around it.

This year's Halloween is just the political climate in the US

LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

In anxious times, I turn to music. Join me in the chill vibes of the iconic Thundercat: music.youtube.com/channel/UCUl...

In my morning commute, I regularly pass: A Lexus with an "Eat the Rich" sticker A Gadsden Flag on a Subaru While I will be the first to say that humans are complex and we contain multitudes, this is also a very discombobulated timeline. In short, it's a mess.

i haven't been online much these past few days, but i hear it's been Bad, so here's a cute friend i learned about earlier this morning: Oyen the orange cat lives at Zoo Negara in Ampang, Malaysia in the capybara habitat. he's even got his own sign on the exhibit!

Tired: Retreating to my island in Animal Crossing as self-care. Wired: Animal Crossing as a tool of the bourgeoisie and Tom Nook is a criminal.

literally the worst thing these people can imagine - worse than their dog dying of rabies - is that their dog might be a lil weirdo like me

Pretty sure ATLAS/3I is gonna lock its doors when it passes Earth. We've become the interstellar dodgy neighborhood.

My chill yacht rock radio station, the solace of my work commute, has been replaced with Christmas music. It is AUGUST. This is Halloween erasure.

Sending virtual earplugs and condolences to the non-Swifties who are similarly cooped up with her fans on this day of days.

"omg you look so young whats your secret?" *me trying to find a normal way to say thats the first time this month I see the sun*

This is SO correct it borders on violent.

@elysegraham.bsky.social: "The health of the nation’s libraries is a national security issue." During WWII, the Office of Strategic Services...sent the war’s most unlikely spies, professors and librarians, overseas as undercover agents to hunt down maps and other documents. time.com/7024056/libr...

Not *the* obit I've been waiting for, but I most definitely appreciated seeing today's.

I'm not too proud to admit it. Ordering a few of those for myself healed a part of my inner child.

Seeking recommendations for something to scroll or read that isn't the current mess. As a treat for my brain. She's earned it.

A poem from this morning.

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Not to make light of an obviously serious situation, but based on my experience, this is exactly what happens at the average @aclu.org office when the lawyers are activated. The legal team at @aclumo.bsky.social were/are superheroes.

Wiggle from its grasp!!

Adding: Asphalt Charcoal Clove cigarettes Dirt Empty office building Fish market or fishing Plastic Tar Tires Vanilla (or cherry) pipe tobacco Xerox machine

Someone should create grown-up scratch-and-sniff stickers with adult "good" scents and more unpleasant ones, similar to the weird Jelly Belly Bertie Bots boxes. Beer Cut grass Fall leaves Gasoline Lumber or sawdust Motor oil Mulch New car Olives Pickles Thunderstorm or rain Trashcan Whiskey

Part of me finds delight in the fact that FMLA starts with FML. YMMV, but in my experience, the correlation is quite strong.

When I have to do even one single thing

I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.