Jelly Roll died at the Thanksgiving dinner table just now

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Against Me! Goldfish Caravan Palace Mystery Skulls Chappell Roan

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Blood Incantation Deftones Gojira Mastodon Lorna Shore

Unintentional nu metal.

AI was made FOR the American Christian Conservative entertainment industry. Used to be they’d find people to turn secular entertainment into derivative slop. Now they can do on it the cheap and fuck up the environment. We live in their hell.

TRANS RIGHTS ...OR ELSE A very handsome creature from @fenrisgames.com ! Really loved to paint him !

maybe someone should tell him what exactly entails in becoming the Corpse Emperor. the clue is in the word "CORPSE"

If the Wicked movies can't get just one kid to hop on HBO watch Oz like George Michael on Arrested Development did it will all be worth it

they're gonna give the robots human rights and healthcare before they give it to you

“Don’t be distracted!”. My guy, distraction is a choice a make to keep my sanity. My brain is also capable of containing more than one thing at a time. I can entertain myself and not forget about politics.

Since you like Necromunda... Take some ’90s Necromunda Escher’s neon hair, chainswords, duelling blades, and that iconic heavy plasma gun. Agile, deadly, and bursting with attitude — these sculpts defined the underhive’s fiercest fighters. #Necromunda #Oldhammer #EavyMetal #GamesWorkshop #90s

The cum mobile.

convinced everyone who comes into contact with this man and doesn’t want to kill him is experiencing some kind of psychosis bc what is that

seems i never posted this one here

Use only one piece to convince people to follow you!

Trying to view colonoscopy prep as cleansing my body and less as an exercise in misery. I swear I can trick myself.

For del Toro it is less about women loving a monster on a surface level and more about how the monsters are preferable to men as a whole. They are kind, loving, and also being oppressed by men. It is like a reverse of Lynch’s work: seemingly normal men becoming monstrous versions of themselves.

maybe we just say 'if your AI said it we're treating it as if your CEO said it to their face' for the purposes of liability

Use only one art piece to convince people to follow you!

Use only one art piece to convince people to follow you!

These assholes are burning all of their fake money in search of a personality.

DOGE is disbanding after an estimated 600,000+ people died in other countries because of USAID cuts to lifesaving food and medication. Elon Musk will go down as one of history's' most prolific mass murderers of children. Anyone driving a Tesla is supporting a nazi.

don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time

I am hearing reports that Jeff Bezos has been reduced to a puddle of panic sweat and tears.

why i play so many tactics games:

A butcher friend, really pleased with how the apron textures came out, might have to go back to the shirt and sweatstains #minipainting, #miniaturepainting

trump will probably go back to calling mamdani the devil before the weekend is over. however, it’s important to remember that *eyes blank as my head makes the degaussing sound* Maybe It Will Happen Soon

MTG has shit her last turd!!!

I'd see if everyone from R.E.M. was still around and have them flown in to perform a concert in my backyard.

When you’re over 40 and the opening act doesn’t come on until 8pm 😭😭

The Shield but McGruff is on the strike team.

sometimes you gotta paint a little guy

putting a straight man in the stockades. i could tell he was straight because he was wearing axe body spray

Gen X guy replying: we were so much stronger and had bigger dicks cuz we blew up a shuttle while rewinding tapes

we live in a future

In a parallel universe Fred Trump bought his son an off-Broadway theater and now Donald is a legendarily bitchy old queen in Martin Short anecdotes

Ummm

Here she is, Lady Carmilla of the Red Keep (technically Karlina von Carstein but I don’t like that family, especially Mannfred, f that guy, lol). Hope you like her! #warhammercommunity #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords #vampires #nerdlings

tired of information

I would like for things to get better.

Bill Maher shouldn’t be worried about being a victim of political violence, but it is net positive for society that he is worried about it.

I don’t think white people should be the ones trying to suss out the validity of an Indigenous person’s identity.

Hush DINKs! The parents are speaking.

Unjustly crucified for doing something kind, a tale as old as time.

A while back I went back to look for Bill Maher's first Carson appearance because I figured he had to be a Leno type where people were like "no dude early on he was electric" and nope. Middling at best, already pausing to let audiences who aren't laughing know "hey so that was the punchline"

it's starting to become widely acknowledged that these people are weirdos and losers