How is trump like a slinky? It's disappointing when he doesn't fall down the stairs.

Thanks to Melania for re-centering Epstein!

If you havent seen this, make sure you read.

The Middle East is full of religious extremists who blindly revere evil men. Oops! I meant *The United States* not The Middle East.

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Donald Trump is the worst thing that has happened to western civilization since World War II.

I know we’ve all been a little distracted by the whole possible Armageddon thing—but the Vice President of the United States is currently in Hungary campaigning for Viktor Orbán. Yes. That Viktor Orbán. The authoritarian one. The one who might be about to lose. What the hell are we doing.

From a post: “Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

What a f*cking waste of lives and money. 😠

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

Since Armageddon has apparently been delayed for 2 weeks, a great way to pass thee time would be to relase the Epstein Files in accordance with the law.

APPLEBAUM: Victor Orbán has been in charge of Hungary for 16 years. He has used his power as a democratically elected leader to take over the institutions of the state, judiciary, media, bureaucracy, universities.

Watched some of the joint press mtg JD + Victor . A disgrace Attacking Brussels over and over. . Vance says...of course we condemn the aggressor, the initiator of the Ukrainian war... But.....!!!!!....now, that's besides the point and irrelevant. Some sick shit...!

Every day brings another WTF moment. It's truly hard to comprehend the rampant corruption and treasonous shit this entire admin does day in and day out. What a g-damn disgrace they are. 😒

Love how people were judging Harris for Biden's choices, yet crickets about Vance literally stumping for a fascist dictator in another nation's elections *while the current POTUS is threating to wipe a civilization off the map*

The Vice President is overseas campaigning for a dictator, because I guess there’s nothing going on here that warrants his attention.

Why is Trump & his cronies interfering in the elections in Hungary - and in support of Orban?? Surely Orban's views are directly contrary to those of any decent society? And when he's just a mouthpiece for Putin, if you didn't know any better, it'd make you think Trump was supportive of Putin too?

A big part of the authoritarian playbook is war. War takes over the news. War blots out criticism. War divides a nation’s people, subjecting those against it to being called unpatriotic. War grants leaders all sorts of emergency powers. War consumes everything else. We mustn’t let this war do so.

The truth is we’ve always held Donald Trump to a pathetically low standard - the lowest standard any politician has ever been held to. Trump gets away with behavior no other politician would ever get away with. He’s treated like a child who doesn’t know any better. Shameful.

I think people are only debating whether Donald Trump is currently going through cognitive decline because he's always been so phenomenally stupid, it's hard to tell.

Hegseth: We don’t announce anything before we do it. That would be dumb. Got that, stupid journalists? Trump: I’m going to blow you up on Tuesday.

Prepare for a shock upon return, Artemis II crew…

If you ask really nicely……

any and all political parties who support new oil and gas licenses/drilling are openly putting the interests of large, multi-national corporations ahead of the climate and eco system of the UK. don't vote for them, vote for a party that values the future of the planet and the country, vote Green.

I don't usually brag about my pricey, exorbitant trips but i just got back from the gas station.

I prefer a president that isn't known internationally for being an ignorant prick.

Recap of tonight’s address by the Orange Man.

I just don’t think you need to love war crimes to be a real man.

It never bode well for civilization to have the stupidest man on the planet also be the most powerful.

I don't ask for much. I just want the world to stop burning. I want preventable diseases to be prevented. I want clean air and water. I want people to have bodily autonomy. I want him to have a massive stroke. I want more time with my dogs. I want good coffee and cannabis.

I will not vote for any political party that wants more drilling for oil in the North Sea - on the basis that if they don't understand climate change (as well as basic economics), then they must be pretty dumb about a lot of other stuff too..!

Trump: we are the only country in the world stupid enough to allow birthright citizenship Also Trump: my mother came here from Scotland Also Trump: my father's parents came here from Germany Also Trump: all my kids but one have mothers who weren't US citizens when they were born

Starting a war that cuts the world's oil supply by 20% while actively destroying other means of producing clean energy such as wind and solar is just really fucking stupid.

"Let’s exploit an existential war in Ukraine to squeeze Europe, even though the people dying in the trenches have zero say in European policy." - Trump, probably. Demented cynical fuck.

Margarita Robles: “This was made perfectly clear to the U.S. military from the beginning — neither the bases are authorized, nor is the use of Spanish airspace for any actions related to the war in Iran. I think everyone knows Spain’s position — the war is profoundly illegal & profoundly unjust”

#resisters I'm sorry, everyone. I have tried my best to be a reasonable and apolitical 🇬🇧 observer. We are now over that line. We will not be blamed for a war that Trump started and is now trying to run away from. Resisters and Rational People everywhere, I admire you.

Start the fire. Walk away. Tell the world they’re on their own.

Iranian state media is more believable & more trustworthy than the President of the United States. Think about that. Just think about how fucked up, horrible, bad, & dangerous that is. But the people of the United States elected someone who lies as he breathes. So here we are.

A gorgeous photo of AUDREY HEPBURN and GRACE KELLY at rehearsals for the 1956 Academy Awards.