Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.

Another day of being embarrassed by being an American. Maybe one day, that feeling will go away, but I doubt it.

Can we get some prominent Democrats on TV to rage against this? Anyone? Hello? Is this mic on? We have fascists as one party and feckless do-nothings as the other. We're a rogue state. Just give Piggy a crown already.

Can a NATO country please send their military into Washington D.C. to arrest Piggy and put him on trial in THEIR country for crimes he's committed? Please? Since that's a thing that can happen now, it needs to happen here.

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

Social media is a scourge. For every three good things about it, there are a hundred terribad things. Instead of a poll tax, we should require a civics exam to vote. I guarantee more immigrants will get higher scores than native-born Americans will.

I just saw the trailer for Emerald Fennell's adaptation of Wuthering Heights, and let me tell you...what a steaming pile THAT was. Emily Brontë is spinning in her grave.

I only managed to listen to 45 seconds of whatever we are calling that performance last night. It was like watching a mashup of all of the Saturday Night Live skits patted and formed into a dim-witted humanoid with butthole lips spewing Nazi talking points.

When is this motherfucker going to drop dead? Note that I don't have to specify which motherfucker I'm talking about for everyone to know precisely which motherfucker I'm talking about.

I just want things to get better, for once I am so fucking tired

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

LOL Bears. Still the Packers' bitch. #football #NFL #GoPackGo

Don't you love her ways

I have the "Our Dumb Century" book, and my favorite sub-headline is about JFK's Berlin speech: "Ich bin ein Ivy League Playboy Millionaire." Never fails to make me crack up.

This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.

There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.

Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall

At the

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell

Can we please get some more Democrats with balls to do this and keep doing this over and over and over again? Josh Shapiro can't be the only one.

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"

Another STUNNING image from JWST, this time of the Red Spider Nebula—the vast, wispy, gaseous remains of a now-dead star, the white dwarf core still glowing in the centre.

The most 2025 thing to happen yet. Sure. Why not. I expect an asteroid screaming toward Earth to appear any second.

Updating my LEGO White House

Can we collectively send Graham Platner into the cornfield? Two Nazi tattoos? GTFO.

whomst amongst us

You know, fuck Bernie Sanders, this pisses me off. We’re supposed to have standards and values. The GOP is the one hiring Nazis and groypers and trash bigots. How can people stand up to that without having some kind of standards that they adhere to? Goddammit.

I’m disgusted by the photos of Ttump’s demolition at the East Wing, but I’m even more sickened by the renderings of his mar-a-lago ballroom dwarfing our White House. Once we’re rid of this despicable man, that ballroom must also be removed.

I’m glad that the Nazi tattoo is a line for people but just to be clear, “It’s women’s fault if they get raped” should have been.

The Packers are going to goddamn kill me one of these days. Next week's game is going to hurt.

The Preamble to the Constitution began with three magic words and they were not “I, the King.”

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states. Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground And tell sad stories of the death of kings

Thank you one and all for the blocklist. I don't need fascists spewing shit all over my feed.

i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need