butch cassidy and the sundance kid 2: electric bolivialoo I cringed so hard typing this and now everyone must suffer with me

The news isn't supposed to do PR. "Iran is increasingly desperate" is a PR statement, not a report. Saying the war intensifying is a report. Ee know he's wrong, he knows he's wrong, but they're counting on all the people who gobble this shit up to turn it into fact.

I'm still thinking about this

‘Deadwood—Now That’s A Great Show,’ Says Dad After 17-Minute Lapse In Conversation https://theonion.com/deadwood-now-thats-a-great-show-says-dad-after-17-minute-lapse-in-conversation/

How do I help Spotify understand that under no circumstances do I want Coldplay showing up in my shuffle. The Scientist is the only song I like and I will choose when to listen to it, thank you very much.

I'm still not seeing a lot of folks discussing how workplaces being perpetually understaffed and overworked is also a large contributor to the uptake of "AI" (LLMs). Workplaces are pushing this tech onto their employees. This is very relevant to the conversation.

Many people are saying this

BRING THEM BACK

Really appreciate this from CAJ:

this is apropos of nothing but I was just thinking about how in Stephen King's The Stand, the apocalyptic virus is called "captain trips" and you know what? That is a stupid fucking name

what a time to be alive

I hate that we revere giant babies for their athleticism lol We should stop doing that as a society

The idea that imperfect victims aren’t worth defending is much bigger than me, and is something I had to speak out about. What kind of world does it create when only some of us are deemed worthy of institutional support and safety?

Getting my Friday snacks and the Health Canada labels are bullying me

any journos going to connect the dots to his face? Hides from media and does a shitty podcast circuit, says nothing about visiting the fascist president in the white house. and just like that the story is about his wife's instagram being spammed? Stop doing PR for these guys

there is an entire brand of Internet comedy coming out of Canada that's just a bunch of dudes doing Letterkenny/Shoresy impressions I'm uptight about comedy and I think these people are all hacks lol Do something original

tore my lateral meniscus doing extreme sports (sitting down on a chair) AMA

mb healthcare system sucks. that's my gripe for today. I fucked up my knee two days ago and am sitting here in pain waiting for a fall back from a clinic because Urgent Care was useless. Surely we could improve this system somewhat.

It is objectively stupid and incorrect to say lower speeds don't keep people safe unless you don't believe in physics? These are the people who sit on council lmao. Incredible stuff.

I think sometimes we should all just pretend it’s medieval times for abit

what is wrong with the folks over at reddit dot com lol? I just watched someone spoil a movie at another person (who was excited to watch it) over some perceived slight. why-cant-you-just-be-normal-babadook-meme.jpg

lunch time (murder, she wrote hour)

The internet in the 90s: "what a cool, new place for human connection and building community" The internet in 2025: "seeking community and human connection is cringe, lol, try to keep up, darling"

every night I fall asleep to the sound of pink noise so I don't have to hear the sound of my upstairs neighbour—some kind of large, hooved creature—clip-clopping all over the place.

shoutout to potatoes for existing

This report is probably unsurprising to Canadians with media literacy and internet access: - 100 online users account for 68% of conspiratorial posts, capturing 90% of views and 86% of likes - Twitter is the worst offender; it accounts for 70% of likes on conspiracy content

I will buy warner bros for $5 and then I will bring back Riverdale, the best worst show I've ever watched in my life.

It really shouldn't be hard for male athletes who were present for misogynistic remarks to tell us how they feel about misogyny. I think it is kind of black-and-white. Either you condemn misogyny or you don't? I don't think there's an in-between.

Pay people fairly to shovel, and the city becomes more accessible for all. Our sidewalks in Winnipeg suck every winter. There are lots of people who would appreciate the extra cash to shovel them. Pretending that these issues require doctorate degrees to solve drives me bonkers.

Video of Knight's answer, posted by several folks on the other site ...

Hilary Knight got the question re: that phone call and the laughter at the Torrent presser. Her answer:

it must suck to be a cat. you are born into this world, no one feeds you. you live a long life, but no one feeds you. you have never been fed, not once, not ever, never ever

Eloise 🙌🏻

The bar is on the floor for adult male athletes. Teenage girls are held to higher standards than these men. The next time somebody criticizes a teen star for doing something with their body, they should remember how they reacted when it came to holding adult men accountable for their behaviour 🤷‍♀️

I like going to work every day it's great

I miss Blake Wheeler because I think he actually had principles and understood there was more to life than being good at hockey.

massive loser Can't even will himself to say the comments from the president were unkind lol that's pathetic

Sports reporting makes itself easy by creating an apolitical bubble to exist in. Any sports reporter at any point can take a step away from talking about skill and gameplay to ask a player to comment on their words or actions.

hockey is a really great sport and it's a lot of fun to watch. That fun starts to shrink when you realize these are the people you're watching. Every step of the way, so many professional hockey players show us who they are. The women's team is based for declining.

these people treat being called racist like it is a slur, and treat slurs like they're mere differences of opinion

Cold people take note.

Seeing Trump and Kash Patel interact with the men’s hockey team is a solid example of how misogyny functions as a male bonding ritual. Patel is clearly trying to impress the athletes and Trump, Trump is trying to impress the athletes, and the athletes are trying to impress the president

Breaking: The Olympic gold-winning U.S. women's hockey team DECLINES Trump's invitation to his State of the Union address after he was caught on video mocking them.

They will laugh in your face while simultaneously claiming they are the only ones who have your best interests at heart. Abuser logic

Wayne Dingus

Started watching Bridgerton AMA

all right I'm up: when's the gold medal game start? LET'S GO

the projection was fucked the entire time (minor, but annoying). The workers couldn't see the issue. I wasn't upset with them, I was upset that a company like Cineplex doesn't train well. They don't care if your experience is good or bad, they just want your money.