wow, amazing. I was just asking myself this morning what Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris has to say about work-life balance.

watching stranger things rn

I think the worst part about defending Disney adults is when people assume you're also one. I'm not, but I also think it's a pretty silly thing to get in a tizzy about. I think people are pretty irrational about their hate for adults who like Disney.

why is it never a waterpark?

Today at work I convinced my coworker to buy RDR2. I'd say it was a productive day.

You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.

who the fuck is Will Stancil? why is this man's name on my feed once a week?

I stopped drinking coffee earlier this year and it's been great spending a lot less time feeling like Dennis Reynolds.

I don't really think Osborne should be open to traffic... Wouldn't it make more sense if that entire stretch from confusion corner to Assiniboine or even Broadway was just a pedestrian thoroughfare? I'm not a city planner. I don't know the logistics of this, but it's what I would like to see.

this is what happens when your entire political consciousness is based around getting in social media dunks

People hate on the Star Wars prequel trilogy a lot, but seeing the Phantom Menace in theatres at five years old was a pretty sick introduction to the franchise. The prequel trilogy gave us Jedi in their prime and we got to see their sick moves. That was pretty cool!

I would like to launch my iPhone into the sun and be done with it Smart phones are garbage and the tech in industry is a fucking sham

This will not get better until we organize.

I don't dislike Stranger Things. I've been watching it from the start. But the hype surrounding the end of this show is so manufactured that I almost just don't give a shit.

the loser convoy is driving down Portage Avenue right now I hope you and every one of them has the worst possible day ❤️

once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny

I like watching old episodes of SVU because you can see what kinds of things were shocking to these people at the time. Like this episode from 2005 where they're shocked by hate groups on the Internet.

What a time to be alive

I make this same face in meetings when I'm not the one talking.

I beg of you: please read the plot summary of this film en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Luc...

Me every day

The big teeth guy from the trivago commercial *can* hurt you and you *should* be scared.

Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand

you know that thing where a piece of journalism is labelled as an opinion piece and it's written like an opinion piece and it's presented like an opinion piece and still people on social media call it biased reporting because their media literacy zero? What a wild thing.

Jeez, you buy the fancy corned beef at The store one time and all of a sudden Facebook thinks you're rich.

Watching Saving Private Ryan with Truman the dog is interesting, to say the least.

this person's been living rent free in my head for two months 🥲

we don't even need comedy anymore because real life is hilarious (in the most unfunny way)

Good morning to everybody except people who confidently misidentify regular Internet content as AI and then refuse to correct themselves when they're told they're wrong.

Leaving notes to the people who keep rifling through my car because I'm a little over it

they know full-well that Doug Ford isn't the Prime Minister of Ontario and this is them obscuring Canada to the American public.

The G in Ghostbusters is soft. It's a soft G.

I think there are some rabble rousers on Bluesky that are consistently targeting credible voices on the left. I don't think I can prove it, but do I think it's happening. It's the Joe-Blows with a high follower counts but no paper trail of proven credibility.

"I can excuse a Nazi tattoo but I draw the line of being suspicious of a man with a Nazi tattoo." This is what this sounds like.

NEW: Whether you measure it by number of supporters, fundraising ability, or by the size of its militant groups, the white nationalist movement in Canada has never been larger or more of a threat.

AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.

People are claiming those viral photos of Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino are fake. They're real. But I found something weird while looking into the claims.

Olivia Benson explaining to the victims' family that they're in a bit of a bind with the case, but thankfully it's a two-parter episode and there's still another 60 minutes to figure out how to take this bastard down.

The Blues Clues planet song is how I remember the order of the planets to this day. I can't not sing the song in my head.

it’s ridiculous to cover this dumb fake outrage in the first place, but to put the story out like some ominous 9/11-related scandal without making clear that the entire “controversy” is that his aunt is technically his dad’s cousin is absolutely fucking abhorrent

NEW: According to a criminal complaint, Ryan Kesler engaged in two counts of sexual contact with a 16-year-old child "through force or coercion and/or (had) reason to know the victim was physically helpless." www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...

got these at a rummage sale and they're both pretty cool so far

just met a puppy (he was a very good boy)

One day I'm going to have a stroke because of how awful the iPhone keyboard is. How is it that touchscreen phones have existed for almost 20 years and the keyboards are STILL absolute fucking shit. I miss the blackberry keyboard every single day that I have to use a stupid smart phone.

Every year I get annoyed by people who take issue with older kids going trick-or-treating because I don't think people are properly acknowledging or appreciating the fact that there aren't really good Halloween activities for kids in that age group that don't require transportation or money.

One thing that bothers me a lot about right wing grifters in Canada is the way everything is derivative of American culture. Earnestly flying a don't tread on me flag in Canada (whether it's the actual flag or a Canadian variation of the flag) is pathetic.

what in the every sperm is sacred is happening down there

I was on my way to our monthly in-person meeting at work when it occurred to me that my feet were really comfortable. (I was still wearing my slippers)