www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... I mean clearly Fuck Trump Station and Donald J Trump is a massive wanker Airport, right?

Me: *absolutely knocking it out of the park* Them: that actually belongs in the park

Bystander videos have shaped public perception for decades. The ability to now spread video widely can lead to real-time access and transparency, but experts say videos can't tell the full story. n.pr/3MbXvM6

Knock de de knock knock. What's the password? I see dead people: youtu.be/H58vbez_m4E?...

Who knew Chris Rea’s Driving Home For Christmas was so punk!

Warrington, 1961, photo by John Bulmer.

What a frustrating experience this has been.

Now what was I saying about Digital Underground and Funkadelic? This: youtu.be/msrq0HjwJUM?...

I love this. Imagine being so in love with your art that for nobody but yourself, you'll fall off a skateboard at 77 trying out something new you could have done on stage were you younger.

Digital Underground, where Hip Hop got serious about sampling Parliament and Funkadelic

Self-portrait with self's 10 and a half foot sunflower

Spent a decent amount of today up a ladder. Definitely a ground level person, on reflection

Any rumours that I invented International Thong Song Day are fake news. mostly

Far more importantly International Thong Song Day falls on February 8th in 2026, which is also my birthday!

31st April actually

But when is International Right-handed day????

Me to my mentions:

It is scorching. Too hot to write Oh dear

Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules theonion.com/supreme...

And it’s nowhere near over! I’ll be live on Twitch and YouTube until 8 pm and then we’ll keep streaming our livestream afterparty which you should all attend! www.youtube.com/live/7dSx-Jq...

August 8, 2025 (Friday).

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

So apparently we are within the last 60 days of dial-up AOL being a thing. help.aol.com/articles/dia... ht @mat.tl

This is supposed to be a diss of the WNBA but misses the "My dad's on the roof throwing dildos" element here

Independent MP Rupert Lowe has admitted mistaking a charity rowing crew for “illegal migrants”

Mmm, fresh.

In my head this is someone being incredibly offensive in a robotic voice: Shut. Them Fuck. Up. Darren. You. Are. Nothing. But. A. [redacted] Meep Morp. 🤖

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Everyone in DC knows that if you want to hide something, announce it on a Friday in August. Better yet, make it nearly impossible to track down. That's exactly what SCOTUS did last week. But the news is too staggering to hide for long: SCOTUS has decided it's time to destroy the Voting Rights Act.

Standard grifting for those of his ilk, but if I had 250K spare, the chance to call him a grifting dog-whistle twat (or ruder words to the same effect), along with 9 similarly minded friends? And breakfast? Sign me up.

Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm. Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then. 🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs

Trump Attempts To Flush 14-Year-Old Masseuse Down Toilet

"Yes, you read that right. A law supposedly designed to protect children now requires victims of sexual assault to submit government IDs to access support communities." […]

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it's pretty cool most of the games are playable in-browser

More useless tinkering announced by the government today around the asylum system. No one in their right mind thinks this latest tedious rehash is going to turn the dial. We need radical change.

Get his ass

i hate when people see a hobby and go "but can you make money" stfu it's called having fun

“Google, what are the four main sexualities?”

Terrible on fifteen different levels, but I hope that Amazon in future would also pass all profits the scammer made to the author themselves after deleting it.

This might be the best record I have ever owned.

There's a new issue (Viz 348) in the shops. Sorry no refunds. shop.viz.co.uk

All of this. You aren't going to compete with Amazon for price and range, so offer what it can't. People and community.

This, oh yes, this. Options to really help small independent businesses get on a high street, alongside council and non-profit facilities to draw people in as well. Don't compete with online, offer what it can't. People and community.

Bonjour. Oh wow. This is the life, wine, cheese, pain, prawns, yes, yes, yes.

I mean, at this stage it just writes itself. ( Then fires itself for writing it.) www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...