If a Supreme Court justice is willing to publicly call out Brett Kavanaugh as a silver-spoon doofus who has no idea what life is like for people who aren't rich white guys, I promise you that the justices are saying some WILD stuff about him in private

The current YouTube title trend is Insane!

What it all boils down to is whether we can get to Nuremberg this time without passing through Hiroshima and Auschwitz. It's really that simple.

Big if true

(gets up from the toilet) "Nice job, asshole"

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

“You see that sexy snow cone of a mountain over there? These giant pink pom-poms of cherry blossoms and a literal orca breaching right next to the Seattle waterfront and blowing everyone a kiss? The answer is no you did not.”

PHOTO OF THE DAY: Perhaps of the greatest photos ever taken. Captured by the crew of Artemis II this morning, looking at all of us through the window of the Orion capsule. The outline of the window is faintly visible in the photo. Breathtaking. (📸 NASA)

Oh, you know how kids are: it’s always something. First they were Gooning for Ghosts, then last month it was Nuts Out for Nessie. Now they’re in the woods every night Bare-Assed for Bigfoot. You just have to let these things run their course.

Chuck Norris is dead. He was really shitty but Conan playing this clip from Walker Texas Ranger lives rent free in my head forever tbh so there's that.

We compiled our favorite moments of dogs enjoying snow this winter for you! We hope you love it ❤️ 14/10 for all

I scroll bluesky like it's The Box from Dune. Once the internal screaming is about to boil over into external, I know it's time to gtfo.

You should still get rid of your ring cameras.

Alexa, show me why that Thor commercial wasn't funny. #SuperBowl variety.com/2023/digital...

I never noticed this either.

“If I’m here at Super Bowl LX, it’s because I never stopped believing in myself. You should never stop believing in yourself either. It’s worth more than you think.” —Bad Bunny

Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists. Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews. All Black. All doing their jobs.

If you live in the US and you’re white, unless you’re very lucky, you’re dealing with the awareness that a good-size chunk of your family not only would go Nazi if given the chance, but were given the chance and took it without any hesitation, and are Nazis now, so that’s what they were all along.

cool new cosmetic procedures

Big if true

Back from xmas break. reminding myself how to handle work situations again

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You will be visited by three spirits.

Leopold!

The color of the sky in Seattle is manatee #9c9f97

Prompt of the day: find all references in Beastie Boys lyrics to food. organize them by section in a grocery store for a shopping trip. Also create a meal plan based on the food and provide dish names.

Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later. harpers.org/archive/1941...

written nine years ago but i still love this piece. and it remains a great guide for understand the deep history of conservative media ... Meet the Archeo-Trump, Wally George talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/meet-...

this supercut of Mayor Bruce Harrell talking over and interrupting his challenger, Katie Wilson, delivers the vibe of the half-hour debate in a concentrated 20-second blast

Just woke up from a social media pause and the first thing I see is an incredible footage of a sperm whale casually cruising with a giant squid in its mouth ?? 🦑 🌊 🌿

Adulthood is mostly peeing preemptively to avoid future inconvenience.

This is how we slow fascism. Stand up! Stand in the way!

how's everyone's Infrastructure week going?

Happy Friday #fartSky

The color of the sky in Seattle is manatee #95a1a9

This is a real work of art in the Youtube Video Essay genre. Funny, witty, hates the people I hate and genuinely insightful. Highly recommend. youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...

"The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any." . ~Alice Walker

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From The Archives: Trump Teeters On White House Ledge Weighing Pros And Cons Of Killing Self Right Now To Distract From McCain’s Funeral

I cannot WAIT for iOS 26's spam filtering in Messages. Any time we approach a ballot drop-off date I'm bombarded with pointless spam from candidates. the more messages I get from you, the less I want to vote your way. 🤫

Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate!