Today it was “horror” and I tried so hard!!!

Mozzarella the cat says you should log off. She will forcibly push your laptop closed with her butt if she needs to.

pictures taken moments before disaster (baby simply will not bother to check if the sofa 'ends' before she luxuriously rolls in a direction)

chillin

uhhh the thai cover for tainted cup is pretty baller

Puppy snow zoomies!

the snow is exactly one fisher leg tall

this just in from new york city: we’re hearing that mayor mamdani just signed an executive order making it illegal to NOT stand at your window and fold your arms and say “wow, it’s really coming down out there”

Day 39: more snow!

Local Cat Has Concerns

can’t lie i’m still here

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Sunflowers, by Joan Mitchell, 1990-91, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Wheaton staircase is in service

Lawyering.

ALYSA MF'N LIU GOLD MF'N MEDALIST

A skater coming off the ice and saying “THAT’S WHAT I’M FUCKIN’ TALKIN’ ABOUT!” makes me so happy, given how punishing the ladylike discourse of my youth was when it came to this sport.

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

The list of those who've played in NWSL after their 40th birthday is very short — Marta will soon join Christine Sinclair, Nicole Barnhart and Christie Pearce in that exclusive club!

I am proud to say I think NPR was very early in getting this story reported out and talking to Nazgûl’s humans? In any event, great job everyone.

okay you know what we're doing this why rise of skywalker is the worst crime ever committed against cinema and the very concept of a coherent fictional universe: a thread

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

I am Lois Bujold, Timothy Zahn, and Robert Jordan years old.

@ariellecastillo.bsky.social this may be relevant to your interests

So the AARP just posted a video seeing who could complete the lyric “Peaches come from a can…” and I feel personally attacked

RIP Frederick Wiseman <3 <3

Not me thinking totally differently about eagle iconography because of this (though I bet Mr. Douglass would have appreciated the repurposing of the Emancipation-commemorative Statue of Liberty as a beacon of welcoming).

YES HENLO HOOMAN THERE SEEMS TO BE PAWBLEM

Idk how but the Dolomites just keep getting more and more beautiful every time I look at them.

Incredible, phenomenal news. Hats off to all the medical personnel involved in her treatment and rehabilitation, and obviously to King herself. Can't wait to see her on the pitch again.

Not the only one who wants it @calathea.bsky.social, I promise! (And you are definitely the best person to write it; signed, A Fan.)

Oh shit it’s Friday the 13th.

I have to assume there are more moves coming, because a squad build where there's no true 6 (Rodríguez IMO is best as a conservative 8) and you're also likely to sit Sentnor is pretty incoherent.

KC has some very good veteran midfielders, but none of them are the profile to replace Hutton's output on all fronts. If you look at this deal from KC's perspective, it's Hutton for Bethune + 100k...but it's also removing a cog from a record-setting defense that they do not have a replacement for.

At least they announced this right after. Give me a day so I can really be as excited about this as Croix deserves.

no its real 😫

Can't even take a siesta

tricky writing a scale for this because "terrible" is technically the same answer as "outstanding"

If you liked Dog Runs Wild On Ski Slope, can I interest you in Greyhound Is Not Made For Agility, Just Speed? www.instagram.com/reel/ClDOC1g...

Age verification? Brother, you ever seen a floppy disk?

Everyone is posting non-English language bangers and yet I've yet to see anyone post one of the greatest things to ever happen to the internet, so I'm leaving it here. When was the last time you listened to this certified fucking banger? www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yd...

learning that spirit players had to travel around Orlando with their papers proving they can be here because ice was at UCF makes me feel ill

The number of Birnam Wood jokes I have seen quote posting this has extended my life expectancy by at least a few months. Bluesky, you’re insufferable, but you’re my kind of nerds.

Steeple Syre, MN

fun with a 90s point and shoot

Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!

The Boston Ballet accepted the challenge!

Need a mood boost? Watch the Pacific Northwest Ballet celebrate the Seattle Seahawks being in the Super Bowl

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Statler and Waldorf have more of a comment than a question