To be fair, white briefed Dale Gribble and bound Hank Hill should be labeled as adult content

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Oh no not this, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible

Why do I keep thinking she moved to Russia?

Oops All Foreign Kings

@edzitron.com this seems like the kind of thing you'd ask people to stop sending you after the nth share: futurism.com/atari-beats-...

I wonder if ChatGPT wanted a participation trophy

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

When His Holiness visits America will the Pope Mobile get truck nuts now?

Hoping the new pope doesn't see his shadow and gives us 39 years of Occidental Schism

My spouse, @sirosenbaum.bsky.social, already had the final word on this last year:

I can't look at Bluesky today, I need to buy a Mario for my kids new Switch

IF YOU SYNC THIS GAME UP TO PINK FLOYD’S DARK SIDE OF THE MOON, IT STILL SUCKS, BUT AT LEAST YOU CAN’T HEAR TOM BRADY ANYMORE.

With Bluesky getting popular and the brands coming here, it’s time to prepare. So I launched @brandblock.online to label corporate accounts. Let’s keep social media social.

@patijinich.bsky.social so glad you're here! Welcome

David Lee Roth Voice: I can barely see the compost for the steam coming off

Opinion | I know Trump is a fascist.But bro I’m paying two alimonies and my ratings are down. by Joe Scarborough

Don't know where you're at mentally tonight, but I just found Bugsy Malone streaming on Pluto - and I feel a little better

By popular demand, a bonus episode about the indictment of America's mayor, Eric Adams.

Lina Khan is a hero and Democrats need to protect her at all costs

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,349,812!

www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2024/08/ubun... I officially feel god-damned old

No offense, but he's from Oklahoma

Amanda talks about how if you factually describe that the SCOTUS immunity ruling permits the President to kill his rivals if done as CinC, they accuse you of TDS. I even had Catturd do that to me!

@knowledgefight.bsky.social when I realized the #911 intro was on purpose and I wasn't losing my mind I backed it up and listened again

NOBODY CARES IF YOU ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE, ANDY. YOU’RE AN NFL COACH. BUT IF I, LIKE, LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP, THE NEXT DAY THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN THE GODDAMNED WORLD IS “OH APPARENTLY TOILET SEATS ARE MYSTERIOUS.” DO YOU KNOW HOW PARANOID THAT MAKES ME

I never worried about clutch in February, Jim. I was in Cabo. Remember Cabo, Jim?

white evangelicals spent decades obsessing over the antichrist and when they finally met him they embraced and celebrated him

this is the true endgame for AI: conservatives can now actually make up anything they want to get mad at

every single video game should allow you to honk the horn by pressing down the thumb stick or hitting space bar or something, even if it doesn't do anything. if elden ring's too hard you can get pissed off and honk the horn. your civ isn't researching cartography fast enough? slam that sucker