Chainsaws_n_meth
@chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social
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YES, I’M LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. DID YOU NOT SEE MY USERNAME?
EVERYONE’S CHEERING THE SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTAL. I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS SUBWAY ORDER WAS.
1 day ago
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THE ANTI-SALOON LEAGUE IS GONNA BE PISSED:
www.ksn.com/news/your-lo...
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https://www.ksn.com/news/your-local-election-hq/kansas-last-dry-county-votes-to-allow-liquor-sales/
3 days ago
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DID THE BLUESKY ICON ON MY PHONE TURN A DARKER BLUE, OR AM I JUST HAVING A STROKE?
10 days ago
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THIS FUCKWIT I WORK WITH IS TRYING TO INSIST THAT TORNADOES RARELY CROSS OVER RIVERS. I HAVE COMPLETELY TUNED HIM OUT, WONDERING WHICH CRYPTID IT WAS THAT CAN’T CROSS MOVING WATER. WAS IT VAMPIRES?
11 days ago
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JOINING THE AARP BY WRITING OUT A CHECK AND SENDING IT IN THE MAIL.
11 days ago
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OH, SHIT! THE MEATLOAF!
12 days ago
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WHELP. LOOKS LIKE NEW PHONE TIME. ARE THERE ANY NEW ONES THAT AREN’T GINORMOUS?
14 days ago
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(looks to the left) (looks to the right) (looks behind me) I’M ACTUALLY RATHER ENJOYING VTM: BLOODLINES 2! (runs like hell)
14 days ago
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ONE ALWAYS SUSPECTS GRUNDARTANGI!
icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/news/20...
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Mosquitoes found in Iceland
Three mosquitoes of the species Culiseta annulata were found in Iceland last week, after Björn Hjaltason of Kiðafell in Kjós noticed them in his garden.
https://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/news/2025/10/20/mosquitoes_found_in_iceland/
18 days ago
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THE WIN PROBABILITY GRAPH FOR BRONCOS-GIANTS HAS TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK.
19 days ago
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IT’S MIKE BOBO TIME! (#ohno
#ohshit
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20 days ago
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VANDY MADE THEM CRY!
21 days ago
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DIEGO FUCKING PAVIA JESUS
21 days ago
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GREAT. JUST FOUND OUT ONE OF THE FUCKHEADS I WORK WITH IS A HOLOCAUST DENIER. JUST FUCKING GREAT.
22 days ago
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ACTUAL WORDS I ACTUALLY POSTED ON THE ACTUAL INTERNET TODAY: “I HOPE BEING A PRINCESS WILL GET ME LAID.” THERE WILL BE NO EXPLANATION AT THIS TIME.
23 days ago
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(calmly awaiting the NFL’s apology for what the Broncos and Jets did in London) … …WELL?
27 days ago
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AAAND MY FEED COMPLETELY DIES AS EVERYONE GOES TO BED.
28 days ago
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OH, LOOK, IT’S THIS “RUNNER ON 2ND WITH NO OUTS” BULLSHIT AGAIN.
28 days ago
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BAZARDO!
28 days ago
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HEAR ME OUT: BAT FIGHT.
28 days ago
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JESUS HASHIMOTO CHRIST YOU’RE FIRED.
28 days ago
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THAT’S AN AUTHENTIC FUCK-UP(tm) BRAND FUCK-UP RIGHT THERE.
28 days ago
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BREAK ROOM UPDATE: TWO OF THE DOLTS HERE ARE TALKING ABOUT WEST VIRGINIA CRIPTIDS. THEY THINK THEY’RE REAL, AND THEY ARE AFRAID. WE ARE 1000 MILES AWAY FROM WEST VIRGINIA.
about 1 month ago
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DENVER? DENVER!
about 1 month ago
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I AM AT MY FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD USED BOOKSTORE, AND I HAVE JUST DONE HORRIBLE THINGS TO THEIR POOR TOILET. I’M GOING TO HAVE TO, LIKE, BUY THE ENTIRE SCIENCE FICTION SECTION TO MAKE UP FOR THIS.
about 1 month ago
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SCHEELS: BECAUSE OF COURSE WE NEED A STORE WHERE YOU CAN BUY AN ASSAULT RIFLE, A POUND OF JELLY BELLYS, A NEW PUTTER, SOME LIVE BAIT, AND THE CATHEDRAL OF NOTRE DAME LEGO KIT. AND THEN GO RIDE THE FERRIS WHEEL.
about 1 month ago
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UGGHH… GONNA BE A LONG WEEK. GONNA BE WORTH IT WHEN IT’S OVER, BUT… UGGHH…
about 1 month ago
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COOK! YOUR! OWN! FOOD!
about 1 month ago
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I’M THINKING OF GETTING UP REALLY EARLY TOMORROW, AND REALLY GETTING A LOT OF STUFF DONE. I’M NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO, I’M JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
about 1 month ago
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I REALLY HOPE THE RAPTURE WAITS UNTIL JIMMY’S MONOLOGUE TOMORROW NIGHT.
about 2 months ago
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GOOD GOD. BELICHICK AND SCOTT FROST ON THE SAME FIELD. THERE’S NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME FOR A BIG GIANT METEOR.
about 2 months ago
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FRID
about 2 months ago
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OOPS!
about 2 months ago
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THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST TWO MINUTE DRILL I’VE EVER SEEN WORK.
about 2 months ago
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HE KICKED THE DICK OFF THAT BALL!
about 2 months ago
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HOLY SHIT, SO MANY STUPID CHARLIE KIRK TAKES AT WORK TODAY. I ISED TO THINK THAT IDIOCRACY WAS A DOCUMENTARY. I’M STARTING TO THINK THAT MOVIE GIVES US TOO MUCH CREDIT.
about 2 months ago
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THE SOUP OF THE DAY AT CASA DE METH IS “cream of WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BO NIX!”
2 months ago
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MIAMI LOST BY HOW MUCH? LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE BREAKING OUT THE SAD COCAINE ON SOUTH BEACH TONIGHT.
2 months ago
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WHEN I SAW THE ONLY EARLY GAME ON TV HERE WAS STEELERS - JETS, I DAMN NEAR RENOUNCED ALL MODERN SOCIETY AND JOINED THE AMISH.
2 months ago
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DELAWARE?
2 months ago
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OH, BAYLOR. YOU STUPID, STUPID FUCKS.
2 months ago
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NICE SIDEWAYS SPIRAL ON THAT JUMP PASS THERE.
2 months ago
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FIRST TEAM TO 20 WINS. IOWA AND IOWA ST COULD BE HERE ALL DAY.
2 months ago
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WHAM!
2 months ago
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IS CALLING HIM NATE “COLLOIDAL” SILVER A THING? I FEEL IT COULD BE A THING.
2 months ago
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STUFFED!
2 months ago
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I WOULD SAY RFK Jr AND HIS BRAINWORM CAN TAKE TURNS KISSING MY ASS, BUT I DON’T WANNA CATCH WHAT THEY’VE GOT.
2 months ago
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DO YOU EVER WONDER IF INSPECTOR GADGET HAS CYBERPSYCHOSIS?
2 months ago
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HOO BOY, WHAT A MOOD I’M IN. IT’S A BRIGHT SUNSHINY DAY AND THAT’S PISSING ME OFF.
2 months ago
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IN THE BREAK ROOM AT WORK. THE NEW GUY IS FINDING OUT THAT THE FULL-OF-SHIT GUY IS, INDEED, FULL OF SHIT.
3 months ago
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