Jerry Beans Man with googly eyes

I did not have "Tiger Mask attempts to join the Beehive this election year" but here we are. Hell yeah man!!

Comics & wrestling quotient in the Greens just went UP. I don't know Michel but have social-media followed him for years after encountering his comic art - and i've seen him be a no-nonsense advocate for his community and all communities throughout that time. Awesome selection by the Greens.

There was really no way to win on this FTA thing. Poisoned chalice innit #nzpol

FUNNIEST POSSIBLE REASON

#WrestleMania @maffewgregg.bsky.social

Me after hearing about the 62 million men who visited an online rape academy in February

Look National could you keep it together a bit longer. I got important local news to follow www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin...

Gave a go Wrestling rolls at the gym for the first time in AGES. Felt alright. Rough in places but a workable start

BRO TALKED FOR 5 MINUTES AND CRASHED OUT AND LEFT LOL #NZPol

I AM SO FUCKEN SICK OF THE PHRASE "CASH BAZOOKA" FUCK OFF!!!! #NZPol

I think about this often

City Hopeful Prioritizing The Car Will Alleviate Traffic Woes Despite 100 Years Of Evidence It Doesn't.

Also on the news: Ministry of Transport says petrol users are not covering their share of road tax. Remember this next time someone says cyclists don’t pay for cycle lanes.

McDonalds employee over loudspeaker: OUR BURGERS ARE AWFUL!!! Customer: Ok fix it then McDonald’s employee: JUST AWFUL!!!!

"this whole thing smacks of gender" etc

Fucking WHAT

One of the most important things you can do this weekend is help keep other people safe. That means - stay home, stay safe. Don't play in flood water, don't go for a kayak, don't go skim boarding, etc Don't travel when you don't need to.

Always find the local angle

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

So had a look at ClearSky. Got a bit nosy and checked what my account looks like. Can anyone checkout this link and tell me how many fucked fuckers are on this thing? I cannot because the user who put me on it blocked me LMAO bsky.app/profile/did:...

What is your Social Media ELO? Here's mine:

Every once in a while I stumble into some drama as an outsider, and I become for the next 48 hours the biggest tea swinging Gossipy catty bitch in the Waikato LMAO

Fond memories of this guy. Tried to shoe horn it into a Normal pendulum deck when I got back into the game on Legacy of the Duelist after not playing since High School with Primary School cards

The worst kept secret in Hamilton is out! 💚 😎 Politics can be different, it can be better. Sign up to change the government here: www.greens.org.nz/volunteer

Every single proposed suggestion to "fix" yugioh involves turning it into another game. Yeah the game is full of design decisions other card games have rejected, many of them are why I like it and play it.

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

PENIS ROCK LIZARD!!!

The reason Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt get treated as heroes but any woman - cis or trans! - who's too good at sports gets subjected to degrading and dehumanizing "tests" of her gender is extremely simple, It has zero to do with fairness and everything to do with upholding male supremacy

God this opinion article is so true. Because of how our city is designed, the elements make cycling unnecessarily unbearable. Simple things like shade just does not exist on most pathways. Its shocking! Bike paths that have no form wind breakers either do my head in! newsroom.co.nz/2026/03/26/i...

why is every anti-public transport post like "but I live in the middle of nowhere, this doesn't personally benefit me" like 80% of nzers live in urban areas

I haven't looked at the details but this is what it sounds like from the posts I'm seeing Phase 1 - Head in the Sand Phase 2 - Head in the Sand Phase 3 - Flail around to seem like we're doing something Phase 4 - Fucking panic because now we're not sorted either.

I’ve never seen a picture of a chicken go harder than this

I think I am going to try a dumb phone for work (I say to try to convince myself that this is a decision I am making and not because I cannot afford anything else and my current phone cannot do 4g calls despite the website saying it should be able to)

The cognitive dissonance I have between: Democracy is good and everyone deserves to have their voices heard And The median voter is insane and cannot be trusted to choose correctly on anything ever

Bit late to this. But with Norris passing, I am reminded of the Subreddit r/CroppedNorrisJokes (AKA Cropped Norris memes). BANGER MEME PAGE

I know what the people want

Plankton Coded

the smart mark complains about jey uso getting a push instead of la knight the wise mark does not know who those guys are

Hundred Eyes Dragon with googly eyes

Fuck it got deleted NO!! I just got one of those spam posts directed at me with the opener being: "Hello Dishwasher" AND I DID NOT SCREEN SNAP IT

"You got this, Nintendo! Think about it, this US Government guy's no different from those... those EMULATORS! Yeah! He's been emulating economic inflation for over a year now! Cutting into YOUR sales! Are you gonna just take that lying down? No?! THEN GET OUT THERE AND TWIST HIS FUCKING DICK OFF!!!"

the new pokemon starters go crazy

I'm so tired man 😔 we are truly fucked as a country. Not only do I blame those in govt, I also blame the average NZer who was braindead and/or evil enough to vote these demons in.

Trying to relax this evening the only way my brain knows to. Going to0 deep into a 1/1000 droprate grind in Old School. This is healthy I promise. 500+ kills in. Surely won't go over 1000 right....

Any renter could become unhoused for any reason, or no reason at all, landlords have that power. Some of us might have friends or family who could help, or savings to fall back on, but many don’t. I’m a well-spoken Pākeha with good credit and great references, and I’ve found it hard to get a place..