I'm a lazy purposeless bum who would rather throw myself into oncoming traffic than go back to retail so now I wipe ofher people's bums for a living. it is what it is

Added it to the bottom here

It has begun

산크레드와 민필리아

Have I missed something, why are we suddenly doing starter city disk horse

HW, ShB/EW, ARR, DT/SB pls don't come for me

It's done! Very excited to give this a whirl at con 🥰

since I'm a terrible person M'ahina's shard in the IXth is actually just a soul collecting dust in storage in a forgotten corner of Calyx's old lab

M'ahina's are so faint they don't actually show up in most lighting and you realllllyyyyy have to zoom in see them but I promise they're there 😭 (I will fix this someday)

The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline

LRP time to go bongo my cat's bum as nature intended

#FF14 낙서

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apparently my BG3 save is super mcduper fucked which is I guess is to be expected on a first play where I couldn't have known all the outcomes, but unfortunately one consequence seems to be locking myself out of part of the game 😭

I do not think M'ahina is bright enough to catch on to that, but TO BE FAIR miqo'te also probably have a lot of unintentional incest because of how thier population works, so I think the prospect of arranged cousin marriage or whatever wouldn't make her blink

they blocked me, but I think people deserve to know, especially when you're selling things

This is what queer joy looks like 🥹 I'm so fucking proud 💙

does anyone else ever get sad they patched out the coffee biscuit trick

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

I have been using <Sweet Dreamer> since ShB because I think it's cute

mine says "I was born to be a pampered housecat" and I firmly stand by it

penisballs

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

cannot recommend the high fps physics plugin to anyone enough. if your character's clothes or hair are looking a bit stiff or their bits don't jiggle as much as other folks' it's likely because physics in xiv are tied to fps and you're playing at higher than 60fps. example video below.

the beese chussy I had for dinner has BETRAYED me

Did some maths & worked out that if every one of my 12,400 followers on Bluesky was moved to buy a paperback of Villager after reading this extract, & I received the royalties from that in 2026 I still wouldn't have recouped 1/4 of the unpaid earnings my ex-publishers owed me when they went to hell.

I did not particularly enjoy adding bahoingas to this tunic but I did it. now I just need to fix the neck at some point

6'9" husband with his 5'4" wifey 🙂‍↕️

by the way bro, you're not obligated to do anything here. It's your space. You don't need to be here all the time. You don't need to reply to every reply or DM. Mute, block, whatever at will. It's a great place to connect with cool new people. But protect your peace along the way however you need to

I'm having a good day today. woke up after having a dream about an ex, the jacket I ordered for transition weather is having so many shipping pains I got mad and canceled it, and work is shoving me into my most loathed department for the second day in a row. yay 🫠

I was messing around with NPC clothes and I accidentally made squire M'ahina I guess lol. I need to go to bed but maybe someday I'll upscale this and find a different hair to use for her pregame days (this model is male only as you can see from the weird torso and unfortunate neck booboo)

Well, I technically only have one OC anyway, even if there's two versions of her, but I definitely feel like my wolcred stuff tends to be more popular of my ships, if that counts

I think about her sometimes. like if it were me as a person I don't think my favor would have been very wholesome just saying

I ordered a fleece jacket because it's starting to get cold and I think this fucking package is cursed. first they lost it for three days and now the driver marked it as "delivery attempted" when it was ... not attempted at all 🫠

lil unposed snip of the best girls

this is actually two screenshots slapped on top of each other because I couldn't quite match the colors of the one I was copying (wanted a ver with her new earrings 😭)

I have had this as my ringtone for literal years and I still let it play half the time if I'm using a device finder in the house

So I was messing around with outfits again and I realize it's been a while since I last did any solo shots of #Raubahn OR put him in some nice new clothes. So I decided to change both and I'm. Very normal about the results.

I spent a LOT of time trying to remember how the fuck the BG3 toolkit works to make a longer tunic because I got jealous of this dude's drip

perhaps tonight I will play a little bit of that BG3 save I keep never finishing. the, uh, first one. because I seem to play around 10 hours at a time and then set it down for literal months. 🫠

I updated these, you can now choose hardware color and they work for everyone (mostly-- some viera ears clip)

M'ahina has a white chocobo named Dinner. there is actually no good for this name, it's just so dumb I can't make myself change it lmao AU M'ahina rides the black boco Haurchefant gave her and his name is Leodegrance (name of Guinevere's father in Arthurian legend) because... why not

THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks. You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.

today I made these actually crystalline because why not I guess

A couple of reasons-- first, they refuse to make good LONG vanilla hairstyles because everyone pitches fits about clipping. The other thing is that I tend do manual recolors of gear to suit my tastes more, because the dye system can't do everything.

I completely forgot that I retextured this mount ngl

today I realized that should actually replay the beginning of HW (specifically the Artoirel section because of Reasons) but I already have an NG+ going for ShB so I have to do it on an alt lol