im sure my interest in horror in general plays a big part in this too but i feel like it's worth noting that this is the kind of horror that made me realize i was interested in horror. it's one of my biggest fears if not the biggest that anything can happen whenever nothing is promised. because wdym

i'll neverrr fucking forget how cold my blood ran the first time people told me shit like "yeah high level mobs would just spawn into ul'dah towards the end and there was a big scary unexplained red moon in the sky for weeks with no explanation and then the game just went down playing this cutscene"

would you believe me if i said the twelveswood!!!!!!!! the whole region! it was my starter city and it made me realize i looove magical forests so much. wandering around in the game made me want to wander around in the forest in real life and now on sunny days i go to the nature reservation trails

SO TRUE

the funniest part is you can't even complain about people using umad as the acryonym. because

and the real tragedy in all of this is how hot would missy and aymeric be together right

to be clear

turning lamps on at noon i hate the fuck global warming. why is it 50 degrees and dark at noon in ALMOST MAY

we cant use uwu and then shy away from umad

hey evrybody call it umad please thanks

when people are like “why are you sending 17 messages at once just finish the thought and send it as a full message” you think im doing this on purpose? i just add a new thought every time the divine deigns to speak to me

#thanmissycore modern au

#thanmissycore this one’s long but that’s okay. it’s for me

i think i would hate julian casablancas if i knew him in real life but i don’t so i want to fuck him instead which is truly the overall shame of men

delusional top thancred who presses his hand against missy’s stomach and starts dirty talking in their ear in the eleventh hour about “want to put a babe in you” despite knowing full well about her infertility

people should outright own their video games and be able to play them without unnecessary online connection at any point in time

Millions of 18-year-olds are signing up every year for a lifetime of debt so that ChatGPT can get a college education.

missy should spit in thancred’s mouth

thinking about the whiplash thancred would be experiencing here in that she would be leading his hand directly over the hole he blew in her chest milliseconds before feeling the impossibly soft and warm give of her breast and her skin tightening beneath his palm

hatefucking is too easy of an out for thanmissy they have to communicate the old fashioned way or else there will be dire consequences

you live inside me， the same way i live inside you. a mobius strip， a snake always swallowing its own tail. mutually assured destruction， or mutual deification. mutual consumption. i will be the house that holds every part of you.

what happens when it's not even fun. what happens when thancred brushes the slick curls back from her temple and cradles her face with the same hand to steady her and presses their foreheads together in the middle of it despite himself. what happens when missy starts crying

i think missy and thancred should get assigned on a recon mission together sometime during stb and they should start arguing halfway through because he’s not listening to missy or taking her opinions about what to do on the mission seriously he’s just acting like her boss since He’s the one who

knows what he’s doing and then thancred should hear a patrol approaching that she doesn’t immediately notice and he should shove her into an alcove and clamp his hand over her mouth and nose to keep her from making noise and she should think he’s being an asshole briefly before she hears what he

heard too and when the danger passes he should tell her to hold her tongue for once before she gets them both killed with her childishness and naïveté and she should get really mad and bite his hand to get it off her face and spit a fuck you. make me at him and he should get really mad and. make her

thanmissy hate makeout in the middle of the mission their allies on the linkpearl like uhhh guys how close are you to the rendezvous point and they both snap out of it and shove each other off wiping their mouths embarrassed and horny and continue tails between their legs pretending nothing happened

thanmissy hatefuck

the real reason missy's growing it out for 8.0

missy keeps her hair long for thancred to ya

god damn

oh boy 3 am ( #ffxiv #wolcred #thancred #nsfw )

G'raha Tia: I believe I know how to overcome this despair.

an evercold cutscene with estinien in a bathtub à la geralt and he stares right at the camera and says I love being clean and not smelly so we never have to hear a stinky joke again

#7.5spoiler rot13 thread

i dont think i can wait for mods im tweaking

a pmd pokesona / oc

Estinien again #ffxivart

i think i should approach ultima thule in missyverse like the myth of orpheus and eurydice

Alisaie: All I can hear are my footfalls. My heartbeat. It’s so much quieter now… But the fact that we can breathe and continue on is proof that the others are still with us. They are… They are… Aren’t they…?

I met Wuk Lamat two seconds ago and we need to kill all FFXIV players

last night i dreamed he was trying to kill you ( #ffxiv #wolcred #nsfw )

i depend on you ( #ffxiv #wolcred #thancred )

mawwiage... that bwessed awwangement... ( #ffxiv #wolcred #thancred )