Kamil Estinien

Li*es of P is a Just Okay AA game experience, but I probably shouldn't have picked it back up directly after playing Bloodborne. I clock into my shift at the boytwink factory, and all I can think to myself is "I'd rather be playing Bloodborne"

Kamil Estinien

Mommy needs Tomodachi Life so bad

Li*es of P really did nottt have the writing and localization chops to include So Many notes/books/item descriptions in their game

Kamil Estinien

If Estinien had a tail, you just know he'd accidentally, affectionally hit Kamil with that thing on the regular

Why is Estinien front and center on the 7.5 official patch art. This has been haunting me ever since it was revealed.

7.5 prediction: Estinien thirst trap again. For some reason.

I have an incredibly complex hc in my mind that Estinien will REFUSE to teach any of his children how to wield a lance. He holds an irrational fear that like. If he passes on his skills, he is potentially burdening his children with his same fate.

Kamil as a parent would be incredibly adept at recognizing, and cutting off his generational trauma at the pass. No child of his will experience what he went through. HOWEVER, unbeknownst to him, supernatural generational aetheric hauntings will still persist unto Sacha 💀

I need to suck it up and describe Sacha's personality concretely, as an individual. Outside of just 'Kamil and Estinien's baby'. He HAS one, given that he's born out of an ancient OC of mine. I'm just shy.

You know how dogs huff and puff to indicate they are playing? Estinien.

I extremely balk at the term 'pet parent' and 'fur baby' in almost all circumstances, however the vet is still 100% allowed to call me 'Bijou's mommy'

'I wish I could get Bijou a cat. He loves cats' I say- like he's my 5-year-old son, and not a pet dog that I would be taking care of alongside a pet cat

Sacha #myelf is like if a swan was a horse was a dog was a woman was a man. In that order.

eugh

Urianger keeping Kamil separated from G'raha so they don't fight

I like games with one million objects to collect and micromanage, a sheer cliff of a difficulty curve, a sky-high skill ceiling, and cute boy dress-up

I like how I quit Lies of P only like 3 hours in. It's a good game, I just I got REALLY mad that outfits are fixed sets. No meaningful mixing and matching allowed.......

DD2 dlc wishlist: -creepy and wet -brutally challenging -Pawn-forward in its storytelling -bring back EVEN JUST ONE of the Dark Arisen enemy types that didn't carry to DD2 (Hydra, cockatrice, evil eye, eliminator. Corrupted pawns!!!)

Estinien w his and Kamil's son Sacha

Kamil's turn to be leal knight to princess Estinien

DS3 Firekeeper skin for Nightreign, but they give it to Undertaker, not Duchess

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I don't think there would be a type of seafood that Estinien would dislike. Good for him. He's such a brave little white boy.

I like catboy, 'saint when they were still human and falliable, but no less full of love', Kamil

That's the secret Kamil character inspo. Mary, mother of God, but NOT as the perfectly realized, ascended saint. Rather, the scared human she was, full of fear and doubt- but full of trust, love, and courage in equal measure 👍

Going to liberal Catholic schools all the way until college kind of ruled a lot sometimes. Around this time of year they had us do a creative writing exercise that was like 'Stations of the Cross but from the perspective of Mary, mother of Jesus'. They encouraged us to get really brutal with it.

Stations of the Cross, but instead it is the events Kamil experienced in Shadowbringers

allergic to re-heating food in the microwave

Kamil

In every timeline, they're killing Estinien's twink (Kamil)

Dark Arisen was so funny for adding a Dark Souls ass boss (Daimon). In their game where only four of the nine classes have access to a dodge roll. I hope they do this again to us in the DD2 dlc.

I 🫶 watching Estinien get tentacled

Anyway I need Tomodachi Life So Bad so I can make horrible awful evil boy yuri happen between Kamiil, Estimiien, and Miinos

Cannotttt stop thinking about a horror game review where they said they 'wished the vibes of wlw romance subplot was cozier'. Babe what genre do you think we are in.

Can I say something evil and fucked up

There is something to be said about how Kamil kind of embodies life itself, and keeps attracting people who are aligned with death and destruction.

In ffxiv I think a lot about the unfathomable regret Kamil feels, specifically, for those who were tempered and executed- well before the cure for tempering was formulated in the First and brought to the Source

Anyway, Dragon's Dogma 2 dlc should bring back hydras that will vore your pawns.

I don't dislike fuck ass fantasy bikini armor per se, I just dislike when it's genderlocked. Fuck you, make it for all genders. Or better yet, let me toggle styles.

Literally said out loud 'girl what the fuck are you wearing'

I will always love how like. THE quickest way quit out and reroll treasure chest loot in Dragon’s Dogma DA is to whip out the plot-critical, god-killing dagger and stab yourself in front of your unsuspecting pawn

I will never forget the thrill of Estinien just. Like. Cold open Showing Up in his hot new artifact gear in Stormblood.

What if Estinien has a costume change to Yet Another set of dragoon artifact gear

I have to send Sacha to the Orbonne mines Not merely for mogtomes, I just realized he doesn't have Balthier's CUNTY leather pants and loafers yet

I’m so glad I made Sacha’s eyes dark brown. For maximum dog side-eye.