Kamil

Was stuck on the highway behind a car with one (1) bumper sticker that read 'I 💜 Evil Wizards'

I like how Nightrei*gn has Morgott but worse.

I Miss Estinien’s Drachen armor high heels and spurs

that unemployed bro on a tuesday at 2pm

Fuck off out of here

Souls games are a perfect environment to fujo out over dudes who barely interact. Because it's The Norm, for npcs to never directly interact. Nobody in these games ever has a direct conversation with one another. You can extrapolate the gay out of anything. The dark cruel world is your yaoi oyster.

Yaoi? Sorry. Yaoi? Sorry. Yaoi? s

Soloing Nightreign is exactly the kind of grueling sisyphean torture I have been craving, UNFORTUNATELY

Why is Ironeye American

You shouldn't call Kamil 'Estinien's Wife', it doesn't fit, he's strictly a husband or spouse. But you can absolutely call Estinien all of the above AND 'Kamil's Wife'.

Kamil could eat 3 hot dogs in 5 seconds or less

It’s fun how many people have told me that, based on my art, they’re surprised I’ve never touched a Soulsborne game. It’s okay though I rectified that issue by mainlining them all in like 2 months. I became a Dark Souls Guy retroactively.

Tempted by Nightre*ign again. To see if I can Solo Her.

Kamil and Ardbert kicking each others’ asses in the post Heavensward patches

Me, insane: Solaire and Dark Souls Estinien would have dry humped in full armor by the Anor Londo bonfire. If they weren't cripplingly depressed about their respective missing 'suns'

'Solaire of Astora didn't find his sun in Anor Londo because it's all an illusion- neither the light nor Sun Princess Gwynevere are real' But yet also 'Solaire of Astora gay af, of COURSE a projected image of a giant woman with an amazing chest wasn't going to do anything for him'

I Like My Elfs.

I think Sacha is cute with or without glasses, but at this point they're such a vital part of his character, he looks like a scary tumblr sexyman doppleganger without them.

Estinien w his and Kamil's son

would you hold Kamil's creepy little hand in Peak though

Kamil

I miss her (Ishgard Scholasticate questline)

Estinien

Is it ffxiv DDOS attack season again or

Straight up no joke almost mistyped Estinien as 'Estrogen'

I liken Kamil to various small birds as a charming joke, but when Zenos does it within my canon, know that it's strictly fucked up exoticism. It's imperialistic evil.

To be clear, in my canon, Estinien has always had eyes that reflect light in the dark. He's a duskwight elezen, it's a normal biological trait. A commonality shared with miqo'te, au ra, hrothgar, and viera. That being said, the dragon-ification absolutely made his eyes look way scarier and Worse

Anyway, why is he Like This

Every 4-5 months we are cursed with another psuedo-intellectual blockhead, once again trying to repackage their homophobia as A Dialogue On The Alarming Prevalence of Queer Shipping In Fandom.

Kamil

Reptiles can be a type of dog, that’s why Kamil also has a thing for Reptile Men

Radiation from exposure to raw, unconfined dragon aether in my canon definitely isn't like a 1:1 to gamma radiation in real life but you could say Estinien IS a little bit like. What if they contained the demon core in a man

I have had Enough trying to describe in words what happened to Estinien's mouth and tongue post-nidhoggification, it's time to return to the anatomical diagram

The outrunner mount is cute and all ig, but the REAL payoff for painstakingly leveling every single job in xiv is now getting to use all the gear I've amassed. Unfettered, unrestricted.

Kamil Estinien 😞

It's good that Reaper isn't a canon job for Kamil, for multiple reasons one of them being You Knowwww Estinien would get irrationally jealous of his Voidsent avatar.

maybe.......

Preparing my 7.4 msq glam well in advance not because I'm excited (I'm cautiously optimistic)- but rather because FINALLY Kamil can sport a canonical funnie little field medic Look (tm)

Kamil has huge amounts of tboy swagger but he does NOT canonically do any catboy wide stances, not unless he’s threatened. Every day I wish he could have the hyur boy 🧍‍♂️idle animations

I’ve only ever played xiv as dudes, I always forget fem models have a different white mage idle animation. Give that to Kamil.

You know who else I also miss from Dark Souls 2? Executioner’s Chariot and the Skeleton Lords

Every time I put Kamil in the DT weaver artifact gear waistcoat, he looks less like a seamster and way more like a twink apothecary from 1875 who also does unlicensed minor surgical procedures after store hours

Can't help but dream of future ouji lolita options once they let me out of Role Restriction Jail

I keep getting jumpscared by fan art of that new wizard boy from critical ro*le ig (idk anything about CR) where he looks scarily related to Kamil

I’m tempted to purge my glamour dresser RIGHT NOW, in anticipation of the exalted death of role/ilvl restrictions. But I’ll wait til we have the update in our hot little hands just in case there’s some like. Weird vestigial restrictions.

His wet eyes. Eternal.

why is he like this

Animal Crossing NH update in the year of our lord 2025 (or well, coming 2026), is absolutely Wild.