native americans determined to not be birthright citizens; deported back to america

lahabread....

"zenos, you're only 26 and you should be at the club" if the club offers the thrill of dancing near death, souls igniting with boundless indulgence and fury, sharing each other's rapturous breaths in clashes over a field of fire and blood- oh it does? hm.

Jk I finished yurimilix is that a new sword or is Felix happy to see her? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

dimitri texting felix on april 1st: i’m going to finish up early and have plenty of time for leisure and then an early bedtime 😃 april fools! sadly i have to work late 🤣🥰😋 i love you! felix: please let the guards know the attempt i’m about to make on your life is not a prank

sylvain telling the gc he's finally starting therapy only to hit them with an april fools! is the inciting incident for his intervention

I finally unlocked the secret post-raid outfit for Metem. Doesn't he look dashing, AND rich??? (ty for making such a funny mashup @aetherweaver.etheirys.social) #gposers

CREATION Happy April Fool's Day! xkcd.com/3227/

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Lahabrea for the FFXIV playing card deck today #FFXIV

제노스 ♥ 세피로스

We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy but because you've seen the other shit this country spends tax money on. At least going to the moon is cool.

ahhhh looks like the old Pretend To Be A Famous 193-Year-Old Tortoise's Veterinarian And Say He Died And Then Solicit Crypto Donations Through Social Media scam i've seen it a million times

friendly reminder to stop and smell the flowers, touch some grass, look for bugs, admire the bugs, get to know the bugs, fall in love with the bugs, marry the—

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

don't look back #dimilix

This still kills me

One of my faves

I will be forever in awe of this exchange

Think about this one like once every 45 minutes

A classic

To throw out one that I haven't seen yet, an absolutely mind-blowing tweet. One of a kind, could never be replicated.

I lied NOW one more

"My wets" makes me laugh till I cry, but this is probably my most oft quoted:

This had me crying for days

all timer banger

How did this not make everyone's top 1?

it's over a decade old and i still think about it at least once a month

I was thinking about this one the other day for unfathomable reasons

this one kills me

miette

Birds Rights Activist “I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?”

Another all-timer

That it still exists is crazy

Holding his phone for a bit since he’s busy 💚💚💚 #DancingShadow #CascaSkógur #DancingGreen #Eheeya #ダングリ #WoLShip #Gposers #DaringDevil #DeepBlue #RedHot