See, we can't prosecute him for crimes because where does it stop? Think of the paperwork!

Seeing 2 short people together and wondering if they became friends because they're both short

Watching a demo of how you can turn every NPC in your RPG town into somebody who says "That's right — you *are* the four LIGHT WARRIORS. You make a great point! The bridge to the main continent *does* need to be repaired, and you're just the person to do it."

Obsessed with this pic from the summer that I just got developed // Fuji 250D + Zuiko 200mm f/4

You look happy and have your life in order. Blocked.

McQueen✅️

entirely unsurprising that after having won the battle on trans healthcare for young people, the jealous, solipsistic, youth-hating uk political-media establishment has moved in lockstep against autism and adhd "overdiagnosis"

Turkish guy in 1916: thinking of transporting some goods through the desert via train. Hopefully there won't be any gay English men around.

Lineart going brrrrrrr I have no one to blame but me

The Discourse has become sort of numb to the fact that the richest guy on earth and owner of a major social media platform just routinely spits out the kind of nakedly white supremacist shit that until a decade ago you rarely saw outside of places like Stormfront.

sorry I thought about you so much that it got you pregnant that's my bad

happy women's day !! what you should do tonight:

i wonder if the gyroscope man, the man that makes gyroscopes work when you spin them real fast, ever gets bored of his one job: making gyroscopes work when you spin them real fast

"rocky horror picture show" is just another way of describing Plato's allegory of the cave

He handles court martial procedures with more composure than this

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

He says this if you shoot him in the head during slingshot training, probably my favorite line in the franchise

⭐⚫ THE THOUGHT MAELSTROM #art

if we’re fomenting rage against First Nations because people are being given two years notice to vacate their expiring leaseholds on reserve land then we’ve kind of lost the plot

That "I thought this guy was smart until he talked about something I know" phenomenon but it's Dan Olson saying in a video that he doesn't like lindt truffles

Iran’s people were facing a horrible shortage of water before the war began. If we are destroying desalination plants and setting fire to Teheran we are committing unfathomable crimes.

flashbanged with memories of the twin peaks episode of darkwing duck

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

This floppy is like the TARDIS. It might look like a normal 1.2mb floppy, but apparently it has 4 gigs of bad sectors on it!

the correct ending for the themes, lore, and character dynamics of the television show smallville would have been for clark to give lex the amnesia kiss from superman ii

I would have been such a good spoiled little princeling in another life

SUN - NIL. SEA - NIL. SEX - NIL.

watched the new Silent Hill movie and I love that the fake beard quality is close to that of a Tim & Eric sketch

yeah this is probably gonna be the peak for me

Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas. "He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger." www.bbc.com/news/article...

Stuck here. Forever. I'll die.

they are assuming the formation

Please accept my apologies for the lateness of your photos, in the gallery I realized I caught a moment of someone receiving genuine affection and I started crying

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

I do try to learn to be nice to myself it's why I still try to take pictures of myself but my face is so bizarre and repulsive I've never been able to assign any positive adjectives to it. It's so uncomfortable that looking in the mirror for too long makes me feel like I'm not even looking at myself

Wait - the corner of Olympic and Cloverfield, Santa Monica? Ladies and Gentlemen, that is almost exactly the location where the old Buffy offices stood. I believe we may owe thanks for this one to the Hellmouth.

fuck this world

this would be the second most foolish thing trump could do in this situation, so i guess we can hope this means he was successfully talked out of the first most foolish thing he could do (drop a nuke somewhere)

OHHHH SHIT I almost forgot I was ugly for a second there

Rolling Stone is publishing pro-war advertorials by an Israeli government agent now:

what the fuck are we doing www.wsj.com/business/med...

Happy #AardvarkWeek to the queen of the castle, Tilli! 👑🏰 Tilli’s care team built her a cardboard castle, and she wasted no time putting that adorable sniffer to work. Watch as our 20-year-old aardvark explores her castle and slurps up mealworms and snacks with her long, sticky tongue.

fire starters 🔥