Democratic Pollster: "We believe people want a candidate who is calm, moderate, and business friendly" Median American Voter: "Bring back General Sherman and don't let him stop until he hits the Pacific Coast"

Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.

i like my coworker and want to help him but it is AFTER MY WORKING HOURS and i am NOT ONCALL.

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

My illustration of Life in a Roman Street 🏛️🍷🌿🚶🏻‍♀️

study of leyendecker's queen maeve feat my oc, tendex

it's so sad when you meet someone and they call themselves stupid and you're like noooooo don't say that about yourself and then you hang out with them more and damn. they really are stupid

Come on then, and remove him.

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

Iran is releasing AI generated lego rap videos calling Pete Hegseth a blowjob queen. The future is much stupider than I could ever have dreamed.

trying to practice landscapes 🚣‍♀️

i have once again fallen victim to the annual amnesia of the allergy sufferer. what is happening to my body? why am i sniffling? my throat is so scratchy. maybe this is a mysterious and terrible new respiratory virus because i don’t get allergies. i say this every year when my allergies start.

I don't know enough about trans day of visibility to say much other than I'm lucky enough to have a handful of trans friends and I want them to be happy and anyone who wants to prevent that can get fucked

I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

the solution to "not wanting to write" is the same as the solution to roughly 90% of problems writers face: you knuckle the fuck down and write. there is no short-cut that will make you better at your job. just do it.

messy blackletter version:) 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 gonna get some prints of this for Gothcon next weekend<3

This war is more likely to end up doing regime change in America than in Iran

Well, I am not sure what my analysis here is worth, but here is my 7,500 word primal scream of a military historian's take on the War in Iran. My best summary: this war is dumb as hell. acoup.blog/2026/03/25/m...

Happy JojoThursday to those who celebrate, but specially to him!!! My love, Gyro Zeppeli🥰

are you an oil tanker? because you dress like you're trying to pass with the straights

St. Patrick's Day celebrates a Roman, Patricius, whose language was Latin and who helped import the Late Roman imperial religion beyond the traditional frontiers of a dying empire. So to celebrate, a little thread on Rome and Ireland.☘️

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

my oc, lacedaemon. she's the high priestess of the temple of the sun god.

Official Trailer for "Dorohedoro" Season 2. >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQSz...

fields of mistria stop crashing challenge: impossible

i'm normally pretty good about remembering to save... but I made it this far without saving 💦 hopefully next time i'll remember sooner

what, MY petard? sir you must be mistaken. this petard is strictly for me to hoist others with

The way the American government just lies to its citizens is insane. You could be at home sleeping and 5 masked thugs break into your bedroom and kill you in your sleep, and high ranking officials will go on TV and declare you're a terrorist and they acted in self defense

rough night? #jasontodd #redhood

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

ほんわかタイム 🍵🍪 #イラスト #art #Illustration

i will not redraw every panel I will not redraw every page this would only drain my energy already drained by stress and age

durin's english voice acting is tormenting me. he sounds like he has a sandwich in his mouth at all times

I stopped using sticker mule absolute ages ago because of the owner’s bullshit. The owner is still on his bullshit, so if you use sticker mule, maybe don’t. StickerAPP is a good alternative, and also there’s most likely a local sticker printer near you (Sticker Ninja in Portland, for example).

"A Traveler on a Winter's Night": Version "Luna IV" Events Preview - Phase I #GenshinLunaIV #GenshinImpact #GenshinMoonInvitation Version Luna IV, "A Traveler on a Winter's Night," is coming your way soon! See what you can look forward to in terms of benefits and events in this version update!

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Happy New Year - 2026 already, wow! In the #Roman world, lamps were often given as New Year's gifts - on this example, a winged Victory inscribes a shield with a wish for happiness in the new year, surrounded by coins & dried fruits (also traditional new year gifts).

end of year art review!

end of year and I'm still not as good at worldle as i want to be, but i did recognize haiti in one go, so I'm making progress : )

gods favorite #svsss

now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

Squeaking in for #OikawaWeek2025 on the free day, with our king at the purikura booth! He seems like the type to add a bunch of stickers.

new kuroken illustration from showa note.

The Aza Official Cosplay Sheet is now available in The Outer Worlds 2 Fan Kit! It’s the perfect guide for all bloodthirsty cultists of the Glorious Dawn. 🪡 outerworlds2.obsidian.net