There’s this chili recipe I make all the time from bad manners (formerly thug kitchen), which is/was a recipe website/cookbook from the 2010’s with vegan recipes, except the recipes had swear words, which- this was the age of cards against humanity, so rudeness was very in. Anyway-

i’m obsessed with kagai idols bc i love weird young people living their cringe (endearingly used) fantasies, i feel maternal about this

i would give anything to have no job and no phone. but not in a hardship way, no, in my fantasy there is still money happening somehow. don’t over think it

I asked my husband to make me a labubu pancake 😭

"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore

The news is so consistently bad that I feel like existing in the real world without being actively in crisis is gaslighting

hit a milestone with our 16mo old where we’re starting to figure out what his little sounds mean. so “bobBEE” means “i want that”, and “euuhHH?” means “feed me that?”, and “wooww” means “look at that”, and “ouf ouf” means any vaguely dog shaped animal

my dream is to draw a picture

my husband graduated from u of m, and i just asked him what he’d think about me getting an online masters degree from osu and he just stared at me

obsessed that this girl cosplayed rumi for the ride

Lmao no wayyy!! And with my favorite guy 😭😭😭

I could literally eat a hundred mandarin oranges, i think i have posted this before

bless me for learning how to tell students “put it in an e-mail”, because whatever that student said to me, and whatever i told them i would do, i forgot the second they left my field of vision. this is a healthy micro boundary for me, lisa

oh hey, it's officially indoor kid month!! did you preorder yet?? please?? please??? do it?? please?? or don't and come see me on nov 1 at the vault of midnight in GR and hang out with me while i sign your book and smile like this 😬

Just the act of beginning to draft a Reddit post is so clarifying- the second you are about to ask a room full of pedantic strangers anything, you realize—- “no, i don’t care to do that”. Then you are free

some diabolical weirdo added “the skin of bob ross” to myfitnesspal

that ol' artist's lament- need more money, but really only qualified to draw cartoons

drawing is thinking, always so sad when i get a drawing submitted by a student and they’ve robbed themselves of the opportunity to think

i’m drunk coming off from renfest and i gotta say, i don’t like or understand one piece

for my mil’s birthday i gave myself a migraine so she could hang out with her son and my son without me there, happy birthday carol

i bought a laminator, i am laminating

husbo and i were just buying two bottles of wine and some oreos with the baby in his stroller, and the cashier asked “you guys going to make another baby?” 😭

those ugly facebook avatars literally don’t look like anyone, they’ve somehow made it impossible to create any likeness of anybody ever

if i were amelia earhart i would have eaten the coconut crabs before they ate me

My first time guessing the worlds in 1 guess 😭🙏🔥😮‍💨

my baby son was sitting beside me being so quiet. so i ask him what’s up, and he opens his mouth, sticks out his tongue, and on it is the little Garfield bandaid he got from the pediatrician this morning

out loud sentences out of context: “i am thinking about ordering a custom tee shirt for my labubu” “i just realized i’m in love with dev patel” “i am actually very into dog fighting” “I’d like to be one of those Budweiser Clydesdales”

I’m watching Detroit Lions football, and playing on wplace. I click the random location button, and it takes me to France, where I see the this logo. How strange- Detroit lions logo in France, while I’m watching the lions? What a coincidence

we have introduced screen time to the baby, we are a yo gabba gabba family. no bluey, only edm

highest ratings ever to come for jimmy kimmel i am sure

i like this one

hope the rapture happens so work is called off tomorrow 😮‍💨

i think about having another baby all the time. i just don’t have enough money or time, and i don’t want to be pregnant again, and i just started to get my body back from the first one, and i am constantly tired. if i were maybe 5-10 years younger and had 5-10 times more money, i might

my least favorite genre of art is anything interactive that asks you to write something to participate and become part of the piece. i fucking hate this. “write your wish to your future self and hang it on this branch”, “write something you wish you said and stick it on this wall”etc etc

here’s my labubu

And just in the spirit of continuing to complain, it’s also very hard to work when he naps! Because by the time he naps, i am tired! I need a nap!! What i need is affordable daycare

can’t describe the negative feeling i have when somebody offers me “advice” on doing creative work with a toddler. “try just drawing with him :)” get bent

i made a new emoji to capture a feeling

payday means spend a lil money 😎👍

It is so cool to be able to see and talk about art. I loved being in art school and learning how to See. It’s so sad to me that AI is eroding our ability to see and appreciate something so important and human as art

i think we should normalize being made to run laps as a punitive action for more things. why do i feel this way? well, i would love some time to run laps

if i get a new job, maybe i can afford a second labubu

sorry about all the self-reskeets, i was just scrolling through my own profile, as you do

my husband being the most him he’s ever been while turning up the volume: “this is andre 3000’s shamanic flute album”

gonna tweet “i love javert” every time i love javert

i hate when people say things like “enjoy it while it lasts” because nothing takes me out of a moment like being reminded of the ephemeral nature of time itself

me when i scroingled the last scrimble

we’re watching gladiator and it’s hard for me to watch any russel crowe movie for fear he might start singing

“well no, my fantasies are mostly about being taken as the reluctant bride of an elf prince”

sometimes i suddenly remember how much i hate neelix, like a bolt of lightning it hits me