Maths teachers:

Cream cheese:

anna wintour:

the beat:

what kind of restaurant do i go to for my birthday dinner on thurs (where i’m gonna discuss sucking dick and cock)

happy pride month! 🏳️‍🌈🇱🇧🫃

german djs play music post 2012 challenge

velma:

Galileo on opposite day:

Me in Venice looking for a gondola captain:

realising my instagram bio and posts are somewhat incongruous…

dua lipa on opposite day:

pasta:

BITCH i’m boyle.

hands on your knees i’m quangelina jolie

Little Boylers let me hear you make some noiseeee

picked the most unresponsive people to travel halfway across the world to visit… nothing organised and at this rate i’m gonna be wandering the streets of mexico all alone 😭

penguins:

nicki minaj's cousin:

no bears for miles around…

So he's in the files too?

Canadian mailmen:

me trying to impress king julian trade:

How do you know if someone is a side? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you! 🙄😒🇬🇷🔒💀

shady cardinals at the vatican:

anti-hares:

swimming in the river today so many leng tings … i know sexuality is a construct but how tf did gay people of the past not like … see they only liked men or am i dumb, like genuinely

british people from 1979-1990:

god on the 7th day:

lady macbeth:

Only a month left in Germany…

lana del rey:

prompt 3: summarize it yourself dumbass

Ave Maria please stop me being horny as fuck

Kamala IS tortured poets

let my housemate borrow my bike but he didn’t bring it back… i wanted to cycle to the function now I have to walk …

mayflower trade:

sorry to be straight but my team is going to the premier league 😎😎

uranus:

the fact this was my practice tira and it slayed and i just fucked up the real one i made for my friends bday…

Hey Quang, I speak on behalf of all Quanganators when I say that I feel you have strayed too far from the demure path you were on. Us fans are really worried to see you engage in such repulsive sexual humor lately. Please we're so worried we just want pure Quang back

Kylie Jenner selling lipkits:

me @ oomf (one of my Finns)

dip the @nic-peach.bsky.social in the @princeiiro.bsky.social … it makes the iiro all stretched and it’s just gay

‘Flamingo trade is coming!’ Me as fuck asf:

Frankie Heck:

who wants the tira i made?

Introduce yourself with 10 artists you’ve seen live: I’ve only seen 4 😎 Britney Spears Lana del Rey Stevie Nicks (Harry Styles support act but i don’t like him x) Addison Rae

winners at the ancient greek olympics:

Me arriving at a pier: