we’re getting lit tonight

kissed a beautiful guy and now my lips are enjoying this kebab

chopped af in my german id photo but luckily i will only have it for a few months and then i can burn it x

can’t believe i have to leave my beautiful apartment in a month :(

musical terrorism

cum?

it’s sooo colddd

ok sims running much better

thinking about the tank of a gaming computer i lost in my breakup while i struggle to play sims 3… do i not get visitation rights??

want cookies but trying to be leaner 😭

judy garland in 1944:

the great barrier reef:

can i do it idk

nice views but have to wait an hour for my train rip

merry xmassss

merry christmas beautiful people 🎄🎅🏼

she also wanted a late night snack

me when i convert what i just spent in pounds into euros

i’m b and when i was younger i thought my willy was broken 😭

princess peach:

all this not to get in hahaha

Cambridge slays but i also got stuck here overnight … 😭

very eventful weekend to say the least

athenians in 500BC

the gauls when the romans arrived:

going on a date with a g*y literally a FOOT (30cm) taller than me

santa:

had a huge german sausage … and then went to the xmas market to get a bratwurst x

sides’ stories matter — they just matter.

me waiting to be added to sides of bluesky

#JusticeForSides #StopKillingUs ✊

the yuletide in 1944 after judy garland sang about it in “have yourself a merry little christmas”:

part 2 😎

me when i plead the 5th

How many merry murderesses are there in the Cook County Jail for the cell block tango?

may or may not still be that bitch …

which bloomf wants to be my trophy husband 🤨

Ex’s mum is coming over for tea tomorrow…

me trying to impress 1945-1991 trade

nearly THREE weeks

only been to 3 😭 lana del rey (support ^) addison ray stevie nicks britney spears

nancy “throat goat” reagan:

snowwww

still no news about my masters… very rude

how it feels cycling home from the bar after a few beers

🟡 homo:

ich will nie wieder in Deutschland leben x

winter: