Should I watch heated rivalry? I really am not emotionally capable to see fictional gay people live my dreams

I need this week to pass by at the speed of light tbh

No good dick goes unpainted

RELEASE MY SISTERS FROM THE STICKY HANDS OF STINKY MEDIOCRE WHITE MEN

Two of my friends are simultaneously going through the most diabolical break ups rn and I've never felt more mama bear in my life, like I'm going to hunt these men down and chop their dicks off

Are you oversensitive or undersensitive damn

I promise I'm not always crashing it out, but somehow everytime I do I must skeet

Do you ever feel oh so desensitized to everything

Everything is overstimulating

If God is real then I have to murder him because WHY DO I HAVE BACK HAIR GROWING

Does anyone have good book recs, I've been struggling to find a book that really grabs my attention lately

Bluesky chopped, Real life unc.

I'll pay someone to go to work for me today

There's things on the horizon you bitches couldn't even dream of

I have divaticulitis

Feeling severely touch starved and smooch defficient this morning

Finally was able to carve out some time to start Expedition 33, this game is stunning!!

Idk how to explain it but working corporate feels like high-school 2.0

WRONG i love watching straight people suffer

Stuck at lunch with only male coworkers all my girls are not here I've literally never contemplated s*icide more

Me getting Supernatural fancams on my tl is a recession indicator

If the devil is not real how come everytime I'm in a hurry the brush I need is ALWAYS at the bottom of my makeup bag hm

They need to remove that DAMN REPOST BUTTON on IG reels the amount of times I accidentally reposted and then immediately unreposted the most HORRENDOUS reel

Can't wait for the new Animal Crossing update so I can yet again start a new island and abandon it 20 hours in

Missing funemployment today

How is everyone's monday going?

Can't believe I'm saying it but I really am enjoying Pokemon ZA so far. The flow of battling and catching pokemon in real time works really well!

Work is pissing me OFFFFFFFFFFFFEFFRF

How are people feeling about Pokemon ZA?

Gm I took the day off from work today, so you know I had to go all in for breakfast

Each dish recipe should have a ranking for how much of a mess it will make of your kitchen and dishes. Like yeah it takes 15 mins to cook but how long to CLEAN UP

Happy monday everyone I'm SICK because my COWORKERS brought their NASTY GERMS to the office last week

If you've never had a failed artsy instagram account can we even be friends

If ig shows me ONE more cute adorable gay couple reel... it will be so over and I WILL make it EVERYONE'S problem.

My pussy doesn't crinkle, it folds

Good thing I like my friends canceled

Gm Happy Monday

Big things are coming, HUGE yes... veryyyy fat things in the horizon

As a 457 year old dermatologist, these are the ONLY vitamin C retinol peeling sunscreens I would EVER use

Be the pussy pop you wanna see in the world

For the past couple of months I had these feeling that my headphones didn't sound as good as they used to, I thought maybe it was just in my head. Today I checked my Spotify settings and turns out I forgot MONO AUDIO switched on 🤡

Gm happy monday

Maturing is realzing straight women are ops too

The brainworms want me to spend money again

How does one transition from online acts of whoredom to physical in-person ones

Thinking about spending a shit ton of money on leatherbound notebooks

The concept of having a good metabolism

Electricity went out at work, guess it's time to go home

Reverse cowgirl-ing my desk chair at work just to feel something