Everyone posting their 'shiiiit' scenes but my favourite Clay Davis moment was always him rocking up at the courtroom clasping 'Prometheus Bound', such a great little moment www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcZI...

I get fed dozens of different extremely lengthy American Football rankings from all sides (especially The Athletic) but this is the only one actually needed.

When I worked at a North London arts centre we prided ourselves on not acknowledging the famouses who came in for coffee and cake, let alone ask them for money. Then we found out that Victoria Wood, a regular I never once spoke to, had given 50 grand to the manky pub theatre just up the road 🤦🏻‍♂️

Here are four of my most popular cartoons on 2025

I ran over an old guy’s foot at WOMAD with a baby buggy. Looked up and it was Peter Gabriel.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Ah, it’s the time of the year when I think ever do slightly less of famous people I’m generally well disposed to for accepting empire baubles. Idris, Meera, Bill, looking at you 😒

On a ferry to Saint-Malo. Won the quiz thanks to the boy’s encyclopaedic knowledge of Pixar music, now listening to a genuinely good cabaret duo with the excellent name of Romance in Durango. Année Nouvelle break starting very well 🛳️🤓🎶☺️

Whenever I don’t laugh at Shut Your F***ing Face Uncle F***er, please take that as an indication that I have died!

South Park the movie is hugely underrated *as a musical*

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Important and beautifully written thread here 👇

Just realised I haven’t heard a single Bublé track this season. Is our collective crooning nightmare over?

With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.

Satay of leftovers acclaimed as a betwixtmas sensation 😊

I will not buy your AI book I will not give its text a look I will not share your AI art I will not share even a part I will not play your AI game I will not play it, feel some shame! Use your soul and heart and head And make us things to love, instead (With apologies to Dr. Seuss).

Book that is my origin story. I spent a lot of my early teens reading this and waiting for the internet to be invented.

WOW!

#cricket This from a friend… As a former professional groundskeeper, I'd say that leaving 10mm of grass on a pitch is way too much - and something you'd only do because you think the pitch is so bad, it'd be dangerous on day 3… For a [senior London league] game, I’d cut to 5mm and some went to 3mm.

The three must consistent political experiments: 1. Universal Basic Income works 2. As does giving homes to the homeless 3. Billionaires do not, in fact, leave places that raise taxes on them, because they’re billionaires and are already living exactly where they want to live

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

“You dance like you have too many limbs”. Sadly accurate as well.

Scott Boland batted at No11 and No1 on Day 1 of the 4th Ashes Test. He got a golden duck at No11, then took 3/30 with the ball, snared a catch & then ended up 4* opening the batting end Day 1. He scored more runs than Duckett, Bethell & Root combined. #ENGvAUS #cricketcounts

Leave the gluten, take the cannoli

Oh no, it’s 8.30 on Xmas Eve and I still haven’t delivered cards around town 😩 Oh yay, a festive @chartlifepod.bsky.social has just dropped to keep me and Nova Dog company while we do it 🎄🤗

Hello it’s just me, a dog, in my dog bed with my dog toy doing dog things. Cat? No I don’t know what one of those is, sorry.

He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.

The last online quiz of the year and one of my very favourites. I do love this silly hobby ☺️

One of my most British traits is buying this every year, knowing it will probably never get opened but reassured and ever so slightly more festivised by its presence.

This entire thread is just 👌

oh the weather outside is frightful the lack of snow is not delightful the temperature's way too high we're gonna die, gonna die, gonna die

Rite of passage today, as the boy reminds me to do something I should have done ages ago, after 22 years of me doing that to him. (I wouldn’t have chosen a 2am voicemail as my delivery method though…)

I love how much happier he is doing these silly mystery movies and seeing himself as a muppet than he was being James Bond

Xmas present received early so I can learn it quickly enough to be pizza master for 20 on Boxing Day 🍕😳

Why on earth do Pink Floyd have the number one album at Christmas 2025? 😱 As a culture we have forgotten how the Good Lord sent us The Clash to drive out this plague of tedium.

He saw the light.

Damn it sure would be embarrassing for the writer of this if there were any medical conditions where people could walk but not for long distances

me: Nutrition research is often quite lacking in its methods but at the same time the world leader in meme virality, by regularly uncovering things we want to be true to feel better about the food identity we have developed. also me: this study must be true. www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...

And yet difficult men have no trouble getting nominated.

It's disability history month in the UK. Here's my favourite sketch and something to think about.

@chartlifepod.bsky.social Oasis, Enya, Scatman John, and Def LeppARD all turning up in a 20-question KFL pop quiz today. Maybe Vadym is a Chart Life listener...

We're super excited to be returning to the Bagpuss Universe for Yaffle Origins. As mega fans of the Oliver Postbox multiverse, we always dreamed of telling the story of Assistant Professor Yaffle getting his first pair of glasses or whatever. Join us on this barren sphere, in this living death.

Oh no I forgot to put my dog walking gloves on the radiator overnight 🥺

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

Was it Angus Fraser who said in response to another England collapse, "that was the sort of batting that will get a bowler dropped for the next test"? www.espncricinfo.com/story/ashes-...

One of my favorite social media posts of all time:

OK this is the (short) thread that has made me lose it 😭

Inconceivable news about Rob Reiner. I don’t know enough about directing to say he was my favourite director, but he directed more of my favourite films than anyone else.

BIRDMAN was very irritating but the answer has to be FORREST GUMP.

This quote cropped up in a few of the Stanley Baxter obituaries - and how heartbreaking that someone would live for a century feeling that way; how enraging that there are people who believe it's right that queer/trans/enbies SHOULD feel that way and are trying to ensure that happens