“We look brave,” said Frog. “Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.

Stephen Sondheim died over Thanksgiving weekend 4 years ago. This weekend Tom Stoppard. You heard it here: Thanksgiving is a holiday that celebrates the death of the THEATRE.

guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani

this is not Bill Barr 2.0. this is in fact explicitly designed *not* to be Barr 2.0 even if they *had* someone as good as Barr, which they don't.

I’m so tired of these fucking dudes.

Mr. “Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics The Right Way” wants you to know his opinion.

If you told me earlier today that Joyce Carol Oates would soon be trending in the year of our lord 2025 for a tweet reading Elon Musk to filth, I’d have looked around and said “Ya know what, fuck it. Yeah, that tracks.”

joyce carol oates has the worst possible opinions ever and then, once in a while, she publicly wrecks an elon musk or a jk rowling.

Mamdani: "We believe in standing up for those we love. Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many Black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job ... your struggle is ours too."

Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."

Trump: I demolished the People’s House for my big beautiful ballroom paid for by my rich friends so we can throw lavish parties while millions starve without health care. Tonight… The People: Our turn, motherfucker.

😢

Me on this app tonight.

There are more of us than there are of them.

For you, Dick Cheney.

Apparently all you needed to do to predict the NYC election results was read that one N.K. Jemisin novel.

If the establishment Dems do not rally around Mamdani after this, they deserve whatever happens next.

lol the MSNBC correspondent trying to explain why Staten Island was so anti-Mamdani by saying “no surprise they’re very conservative.” Nah, dude. You can just say because they’re a whole lot of racists.

Dems in ARRAY

Whooping Cuomo’s ass that fast is so fuckin’ funny lfg

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is projected to win the New York City Mayoral election, reports @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social

To be alive for Obama and Mamdani is a lucky thing.

Well have you? If not, here's where: zohranfornyc.com/vote

Pat Dugan, two-time loser, should have to go neighborhood-to-neighborhood cleaning up all of his stupid ass flyers that are littered everywhere

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Our Democratic judges in PA were retained and it wasn’t even close. And I take solace in the fact that that loser billionaire looks like a dumbass. Rich people waste their money on the dumbest shit (trying to upend the government).

It’s actually hella funny to consider Dick Cheney died on the day NYC gains its first Muslim mayor.

Oh no. Dick Cheney died. Anyway, let me tell you about the most delicious bagel I made for breakfast.

Squad. @marebearpig.bsky.social

Gonna start commenting on friends’ pictures of their babies saying “This is AI”.

I have never loved her more

I think people going aggressively slowly over speed humps is a recession indicator.

Damn I’ve got some bad news for them about my house then

Yeah sure you have a best friend but did she respectfully sit with you at midnight on July 4th and watch the entirety of the 1972 masterpiece “1776” with you like @marebearpig.bsky.social did? Really makes ya think, doesn’t it?

Can someone let me know if the rapture happened or not I’m not sure literally anyone I know was on the “going” list.

What’s everyone planning to wear to the rapture this week?

“Folgers should make beer.” - @marebearpig.bsky.social

Tyler Robinson Was Practicing Web Browsing Exactly Right, By Ezra Klein

Don’t get me fantasizing, Brazil!!!

Ya, tell them Liz!

Charlie Kirk spent his life promoting policies and rhetoric that harmed others, including the very forces that ultimately consumed him. It’s important to name that plainly. We can’t build a healthier culture if we pretend harmful ideas are neutral or if we romanticize the people who push them. 1/

I think we’ll probably be totally fine if all our touchdowns only come from our QB all season right? RIGHT????

Abundance this Abundance that, how about an abundance of touchdown drives

If I was Jalen Carter, I simply would not have done that 👍

lol things are going well.

“So she’s the poor one?” - @marebearpig.bsky.social watching Jessica Pegula walk out at the US Open.