To someone not paying attention to CFB: “three Tennessee schools are in the top 25 and you won’t believe which one is ranked highest.”

I’ve been saying this for a while myself. I think it’s time the device makers have a reckoning for putting millions of little annoying high-frequency speakers out into the world.

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

For the next 24 hours the president will be Diarrhea Matching up to 300% of your diarrhea.

Time for the Alabama trustees to shut down UAB football again

Wife: hi babe, did you get a lot done today? Bull castrater: 55 yards worth of sacks

Even knowing how many dopes are in Silicon Valley, it’s still hard to believe he can find a receptive audience for this schtick.

You know you’re not sucking on the good wolf titty when you’re the one named Remus.

Generals, consider having your legions declare you emperor before returning to the capital.

Abe Twincoln

They’re calling them the most vandalized statues of all time.

Tulsa last won in Stillwater 74 years ago…

The Texas A&M faculty should strike over this.

Holy shit, he actually did it!

Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title Tom Clancy’s Bhagavad Gita

I loved popping open a nice clean Blue Book because I knew I could write my way to an A even though I absolutely did not do any of the reading.

“Well well well, if it isn’t the blowjob brothers”

This headline is so British it’s not even English www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

I can’t hear this guys name with thinking of Jenna Maroney scoffing “Dean Cain?!?”

Dreams from My Father was written by a committee of Jeremiah Wright, the Weather Underground, and the Hawaii Dept. of Health and Human Services, but sure Obama sat down and penned this himself.

The Wikipedia iOS app now has tabs. This is dangerous.

This is an average of $68.50 per day. Assuming at least 20 days of the year didn’t involve DoorDash it’s over $72. My gut tells me this is rage bait and we are being had.

In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.

Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad

If a notification ends in “terms apply” I should be able to block it. This is clearly a paid ad by Wonderskin to reach Chipotle’s user base. I don’t want ads in push notifications!

Kinda seems like one of those things you wouldn’t have to spell out. I mean I’ve never been to an opera, but I would feel underdressed in a pair of chinos even at a performance in my hometown.

The New York Times? The movie ranking site?

Profile in Cowardice.

Residents of Fomo County have been asked to bring any available explosives to the courthouse square for a community event.

Ok it’s time for Silver to expand and give Seattle their team and their title back.

Fred Smith just checked out. Not worth it anymore.

10 mins lawnmower 15 mins weed trimmer 450 mins leaf blower Someone help me budget this my neighbors are gathering pitchforks and torches

Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows This is direct communication (phallocentric) vs indirect communication (gynocentric) I understand you aren't used to it

I can't be the only one who thinks if the muggles wanted to they could put together a Quidditch team and dominate the League.

One of the hallmarks of conspiracy theorists is that they don’t know how conspiracies work.

This is just the absolute peak of the “I don’t really care about coffee I just want a quick cup” pyramid where the base is a $40 Keurig and the middle is various Nespresso machines.

Devastating. The Clayborn Temple in Memphis where King spoke and the 68 garbage strike was planned is a total loss after an overnight fire. Many people had spent years restoring it.

Define cinema with an image 🎥 #filmsky

No one's coming to save you. Because we're deep inside one of Connecticut's 30 beautiful state forests. 30!!

Huh, weird

If they are reliant on public dollars to operate, NPR should be willing to close shop before giving in to government demands on content. There should be a bright red line there.

Imagine getting so wasted at your office party that your firing gets written up in the New York Times www.nytimes.com/2025/03/17/b...

Baylor is developing new ways to burn down their rivals’ campuses.

A hall of fame-level piece of stupidity where the author tries to use excuses like he made too much noise outside the library to justify an authoritarian government disappearing someone. Jeffery Goldberg really has a whacked out crew over there at the Atlantic.

We need to collectively go about setting a red line that triggers a general strike. IMO we’ve morally already passed the line, but we need something broad like ignoring a Supreme Court order or deporting a US citizen that’s agreed on before hand.

confusing "transgenic mice" with "transgender mice" is like how he thinks "asylum seekers" are from literal insane asylums and "migrants with visas" means they got free credit cards. very stable genius, though!

We were so astonishingly successful at doing away with “retard” as a pejorative term it’s shocking that people want to go back. I almost never hear it said today.

Wild to do this on senate.gov

Grimace but pronounced like Versace.

They’re calling Gordon Ramsay and Pete Davidson the [checks notes] Odd Couple for a new generation.