Zach Harpole
@zharpole.bsky.social
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To someone not paying attention to CFB: âthree Tennessee schools are in the top 25 and you wonât believe which one is ranked highest.â
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Iâve been saying this for a while myself. I think itâs time the device makers have a reckoning for putting millions of little annoying high-frequency speakers out into the world.
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10 days ago
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tinybaby
10 days ago
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
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muscular baby jeb lund
11 days ago
For the next 24 hours the president will be Diarrhea Matching up to 300% of your diarrhea.
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Time for the Alabama trustees to shut down UAB football again
11 days ago
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Wife: hi babe, did you get a lot done today? Bull castrater: 55 yards worth of sacks
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17 days ago
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Even knowing how many dopes are in Silicon Valley, itâs still hard to believe he can find a receptive audience for this schtick.
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19 days ago
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You know youâre not sucking on the good wolf titty when youâre the one named Remus.
24 days ago
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Generals, consider having your legions declare you emperor before returning to the capital.
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about 1 month ago
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Abe Twincoln
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about 1 month ago
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Theyâre calling them the most vandalized statues of all time.
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about 1 month ago
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Tulsa last won in Stillwater 74 years agoâŠ
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about 1 month ago
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The Texas A&M faculty should strike over this.
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about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
Holy shit, he actually did it!
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Ruin a book by adding âTom Clancyâsâ to the title Tom Clancyâs Bhagavad Gita
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2 months ago
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I loved popping open a nice clean Blue Book because I knew I could write my way to an A even though I absolutely did not do any of the reading.
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2 months ago
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âWell well well, if it isnât the blowjob brothersâ
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2 months ago
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Robby Slowik
3 months ago
This headline is so British itâs not even English
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
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Soiled nappy dumper caught in wheelie bin with trousers down while on bail
Abbi Taylor was on bail for dumping soiled adult nappies at a number of nurseries in South Tyneside when she was caught with her trousers down in a bin
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/soiled-nappy-dumper-caught-wheelie-35703536?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Threads#Echobox=1754758562
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I canât hear this guys name with thinking of Jenna Maroney scoffing âDean Cain?!?â
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3 months ago
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Dreams from My Father was written by a committee of Jeremiah Wright, the Weather Underground, and the Hawaii Dept. of Health and Human Services, but sure Obama sat down and penned this himself.
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3 months ago
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The Wikipedia iOS app now has tabs. This is dangerous.
3 months ago
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This is an average of $68.50 per day. Assuming at least 20 days of the year didnât involve DoorDash itâs over $72. My gut tells me this is rage bait and we are being had.
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3 months ago
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Bloody Mary (mirror entity, not cocktail)
3 months ago
In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.
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Thor Benson
4 months ago
Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad
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If a notification ends in âterms applyâ I should be able to block it. This is clearly a paid ad by Wonderskin to reach Chipotleâs user base. I donât want ads in push notifications!
4 months ago
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Kinda seems like one of those things you wouldnât have to spell out. I mean Iâve never been to an opera, but I would feel underdressed in a pair of chinos even at a performance in my hometown.
4 months ago
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James Hell Brooks
4 months ago
The New York Times? The movie ranking site?
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Profile in Cowardice.
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4 months ago
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Residents of Fomo County have been asked to bring any available explosives to the courthouse square for a community event.
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4 months ago
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Ok itâs time for Silver to expand and give Seattle their team and their title back.
4 months ago
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Fred Smith just checked out. Not worth it anymore.
4 months ago
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10 mins lawnmower 15 mins weed trimmer 450 mins leaf blower Someone help me budget this my neighbors are gathering pitchforks and torches
4 months ago
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Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows This is direct communication (phallocentric) vs indirect communication (gynocentric) I understand you aren't used to it
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5 months ago
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I can't be the only one who thinks if the muggles wanted to they could put together a Quidditch team and dominate the League.
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5 months ago
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One of the hallmarks of conspiracy theorists is that they donât know how conspiracies work.
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6 months ago
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This is just the absolute peak of the âI donât really care about coffee I just want a quick cupâ pyramid where the base is a $40 Keurig and the middle is various Nespresso machines.
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6 months ago
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Devastating. The Clayborn Temple in Memphis where King spoke and the 68 garbage strike was planned is a total loss after an overnight fire. Many people had spent years restoring it.
6 months ago
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Define cinema with an image đ„
#filmsky
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6 months ago
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No one's coming to save you. Because we're deep inside one of Connecticut's 30 beautiful state forests. 30!!
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6 months ago
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Razzball
7 months ago
Huh, weird
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If they are reliant on public dollars to operate, NPR should be willing to close shop before giving in to government demands on content. There should be a bright red line there.
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7 months ago
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Imagine getting so wasted at your office party that your firing gets written up in the New York Times
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/17/b...
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New Yorker Cuts Ties With Critic Jackson Arn After Complaints About Behavior
The magazine received concerns about the writerâs conduct at its centennial celebration at a star-studded party in Manhattan.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/17/business/media/new-yorker-critic-jackson-arn.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
8 months ago
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Baylor is developing new ways to burn down their rivalsâ campuses.
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8 months ago
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A hall of fame-level piece of stupidity where the author tries to use excuses like he made too much noise outside the library to justify an authoritarian government disappearing someone. Jeffery Goldberg really has a whacked out crew over there at the Atlantic.
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8 months ago
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We need to collectively go about setting a red line that triggers a general strike. IMO weâve morally already passed the line, but we need something broad like ignoring a Supreme Court order or deporting a US citizen thatâs agreed on before hand.
8 months ago
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shauna
8 months ago
confusing "transgenic mice" with "transgender mice" is like how he thinks "asylum seekers" are from literal insane asylums and "migrants with visas" means they got free credit cards. very stable genius, though!
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We were so astonishingly successful at doing away with âretardâ as a pejorative term itâs shocking that people want to go back. I almost never hear it said today.
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8 months ago
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Wild to do this on
senate.gov
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9 months ago
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9 months ago
Grimace but pronounced like Versace.
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Theyâre calling Gordon Ramsay and Pete Davidson the [checks notes] Odd Couple for a new generation.
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9 months ago
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