Happy Birthday to Jet Li, whose ratio of good movies over bad movies (not many) puts him in the upper echelon of, well, most movie stars!

The irony of it all is that this entire thing started at the WH Correspondents Dinner.

Spending a rainy Saturday with Maurizio.

I'm starting to think... that Michael Jackson... MAY have... sexually molested little boys.

The President of the United States is a pedophile. The biggest movie at the box office is a celebration of a pedophile. And yet here we all are, having sex with consenting adults like fuckin’ losers

Another high quality soul comp from the great @acerecords.bsky.social, this one also available digitally today (which is not always the case). Highly recommended.

I fucking love this movie. The closest thing anyone's come to SCTV quality in over 40 years.

Incredible piece. www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...

Maybe watch this MICHAEL instead? They have many similarities...

Even as a critic who has tried to write about MJ’s legacy with nuance and grace, I appreciate the clarity the director of Leaving Neverland brings to the table

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored https://theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-movie-anymore-without-seeing-some-theme-explored/

Happy 71st to one of the best of the best. Please make another movie.

I'm hoping MICHAEL doesn't wash over one of his most controversial moments.

10 years.

New Movie Coming In The FALL, With 2nd Feature Movie,Dumb And Dumber To Follow........

Hell. Of. A. Show.

Oh shit, I missed SNOW WHITE!

Happy 40th.

There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again.

It’s an absolute outrage that someone so unreliable has been put in charge of the vital work of Female Body Inspection

It's that time everyone...

Metzger retrospective happening this weekend at @metrographnyc.bsky.social, including the new restoration of THERESE AND ISABELLE!

A friendly message from the management of this theater.

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🗳️TODAY is Election Day! Now is our chance to make our voices heard and send some good trouble to Speaker Johnson. Polls are open NOW until 8 PM. Visit vote.nj.gov to find your polling site or a secure ballot drop box if you still have a vote-by-mail ballot.

Every new Godzilla film is an indictment of society’s failure to blow Godzilla up with a big bomb

Happy #CanFilmDay, everyone! 🇨🇦

Go outside! It's so nice out!

The final @fantasiafestival.com 2026 deadline is TOMORROW, people. TOMORROW. Like. Annie Warbucks tomorrow. Don’t delay!

As President Trump threatens to wipe out Iran and attacks the pope, even some former allies and advisers are questioning whether he has grown increasingly unbalanced, describing him as “lunatic” and “clearly insane.” nyti.ms/4cuATjd

Early voting ends TODAY and I need YOUR HELP to build an economy that works for all of us. Make sure to VOTE by 8:00pm tonight! We need all hands on deck to push our campaign over the finish line. And once you vote, visit analiliafornj.com to donate and volunteer.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

Crazy ‘bout my girl in diddy wah diddy.

Happy 40th to BAND OF THE HAND, perhaps the most 80s of 80s movies, but that's no reason not to love it. Dumb? Sure! But the best kinda dumb. AND it's got a Bob Dylan theme song!

Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile https://theonion.com/melania-trump-slams-baseless-reports-linking-her-to-wrong-wealthy-pedophile/

Gosh, it’s nice out.

The #RicosNachos truck has arrived at @mahoningdit.bsky.social!

Jet's Li's upcoming book tour brings him to NYC and NJ on May 5th! Details: www.jetli.world/upcoming

Those attending Panic Fest in KC this weekend (that includes you, @thejoelynch.bsky.social @crobertcargill.bsky.social), the movie to NOT miss with a capital NOT is Simon Glassman's BUFFET INFINITY, an SCTV-level brilliant mindfuck playing Sunday night. panicfest.eventive.org/films/69b1ce...

It was!

Happy 50th.

FULL CONTACT UHD coming in July from Shout, so the world is now forbidden to end.