LOOK THERE'S A LION OH MY GOD THERE'S A LION

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

Pink is a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominee. I feel ANCIENT.

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

Anyway does anyone know when the Canadian athletes will fly home? I don't think my schedule allows it this week but I've always wanted to go to the airport to greet them

I'm going to put on an Adele album and think about Carey Price.

Before the beginning of Lent, Pope Leo encouraged Catholics to spend these 40 days speaking words of kindness. As such, I will not be commenting on this hockey game.

it’s very difficult for me to reread old pieces of mine, but I am sharing this for the Olympics, for nostalgia, for Asian American women of a certain age, for little Asian girls everywhere gift link:

Very few things that happened this week are as great as this

MPP is still the best hockey player in the world; this doesn't change that but I would've loved for her to not be injured, and to add another gold medal to her collection.

I've had heartburn all day and for what

That massive exhale by all of Canada is going to change the North American weather patterns for at least a week.

Mitch Marner knows how to score a GWG??? what a time for me to find this out

YEAR OF THE FIRE HORSE LET'S FUCKING GO

Quick question. What is this?

The schadenfreude I'm feeling right now

I understand that to most of you this isn't relevant to the current gold medal controversy but can we talk about how good the Italian ice dancers were? If you didn't get emotional watching their long program, you need to go watch it again.

I need to know everything about job #6 right now

The vibe of the Halftime Show

Lady Gaga:Performing at sporting events::Ariana Grande:makeup and self-tanner

A had to point out out to me that the power poles bit was definitely a jab at all the time PR was without power after the hurricane

No YOU teared up twice during a Super Bowl halftime show

Super Bowl thoughts: I know Gen Z has taken over social media management, because I haven't seen a single meme saying "It's Gonna Be Maye"

This is actually iconic 🇮🇹

The replies to this are almost all perfect

I just tried to buy a new appliance. The salesman was very nice when I asked my first question, showed me a couple of models that he thought I might like, showed me five other random models, talked for 5-10 minutes, then when I had the chance to ask a second question...

Green dress alert: timelessvixen.com/collections/...

Stripping this of its original context because it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting. Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.

Billie Eilish won Song of the Year for “Wildflower” at the Grammys. “As grateful as I feel, I honestly don’t feel like I need to say anything but that: No one is illegal on stolen land," Eilish said, to big applause from the audience. https://wapo.st/49VPFQ4

No offense but they could have called T-Pain to do this cover of War Pigs

Imagine getting to be part of a bit Trevor Noah is doing at the Grammys and barely cracking a smile.

How I assume people react when I suggest a restaurant that doesn't charge $90 for mains

I assume this was someone's reaction to the Brooklyn Beckham thing.

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

ELITE I REPEAT ELITE SNIPER COLE CAUFIELD BILL GUERIN IN SHAMBLES

I was at a hockey game today and the concourse was JAMMED between periods. Someone passing me in the opposite direction said "You're probably the smartest person here" and I had no idea what she meant until I realized she was talking to me, and commenting on my choice to mask in a crowded place.

Lover of the Russian Queen

Today I learned that apparently kids in school are being given the assignment "go home and ask your parents what their favourite meme is and write a report about it"

This is why I don't think NHL players deserve credit for walking into an arena wearing a white T-shirt under a starter jacket.

Do any of you know someone at Disney or ABC? Because I have a very important suggestion to make. The Oscars are broadcast on ABC, owned by Disney. The Muppets are also owned by Disney. We need Miss Piggy on the Oscars red carpet.

Team USA: chooses to send a bunch of randos to the Olympics Cole Caufield:

Wasn't sure I had anything that matches this bag. Can you guys think of any outfits that would go well with it?

How do I clean a base ball cap? I almost never wear them so this is rarely an issue for me, but I got sunscreen smears on everything I wore on vacation, including my Victoire hat. Please help.

They wore matching outfits off the ice? They know they don't have to do that, right?

Hey you know what's great and not at all rage inducing? I'm at a busy airport and someone about 5 metres away is watching videos on his phone. at full volume. of someone playing the drums.

The answer to "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?" is FINALLY Montreal

Like the rain on the plains