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On my way to serve cunt and steal your Christmas

Me in the checkout line in WalMart when they started playing Midnight Sun

SL CLEANSE 🐝💛💵✅

Not me trying to hint at a wedding ring drop 😍

I worked in DEI until 9 months ago. I publicly shared the company’s backpedaling of DEI efforts on my way out. Most of my white “friends” who still work for the company went silent. Today, I feel so much peace having learned to never waste energy on a space or people that don’t value you!

WHO IS BOWSER JR'S MOTHER!?

BREAKING: the Supreme Court told Kim Davis to get bangs and never talk to them again

We eloped and I couldn’t be happier! 💍✨

happy weekend, friends ✨

My only hot take from last nights elections: HOPE ISN'T DEAD.

I had my first terrible day at my new job but I’m playing Dungeons and Dragons tonight. The horrors persist but so do I, bitch!

Selling Sunset has needed HR for nine whole seasons

the fit is fitting today

me whenever Florence + the Machine releases new music

IN THE KITCHEN WITH A FRYING PAN

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happy halloween 🎃 👻

Real Housewives of Salt Lake AND Selling Sunset is back?!?? It’s a great Wednesday to be gay

Taking a break from the gym this week to remind myself that my innate worth is not tied to my body’s physical performance or looks. You’re worthy of love and adoration in all your various forms, friends! 💕

I’m late but this movie was so so fun and its symbolism of manipulating others to get what you want was so good

It’s a beautiful fall Sunday. I hope you’re spending it doing something you love 💕

I FKN DID IT AGAIN 😤

How much money will yall Venmo me if I ask this sauna full of straight men “Who’s excited for RHOSLC tonight?!”

Came to the gym without my AirPods

Missing my previous city and its community tonight. Moving across the country for a job is SO HARD

20, 40, 80, out the trap Hit it with the rap Put it on the map Then we right back

Renaissance Faire was everything 🧙🏽‍♂️✨

scrolling your media tab but for dog pics

I still stand ten toes down on this statement even after I got death threats on Twitter about it. Writing off the south continues to birth resentment and a further divide that shouldn’t even be there. They want a division to make it easier to continue regressive bullshit. Stop. Falling. For. It.

It’s TIME 🍁🍂

After moving to the Midwest I now understand why everyone gets so bricked up for apple season. Gimme dat cider. Gimme dat cobbler. Gimme dat spiced reduction. Gimme dat simmer pot.

You can always count on the internet to lack all nuance and critical thought. This place isn’t real, folks. Go outside and be in the real world more.

This week I’m practicing small moments of gratitude. Today I’m grateful to surround myself with wonderful people even in the midst of scary times, both physically and digitally 💕

me for the rest of October

she waffled too close to the house

The Life of a Crowgirl

Pastor queening out at youth group: Hey mawma! I see you out there serving puss and reading the gworlz but have you thought about serving the lord and reading the word?! She’s coming back to clock your tea, sis, and you need to get that lace front right!!

it’s my favorite time of year 👻🎃

The most heterosexual thing about me is I love to say, “Hell yeah!”

Spent the weekend unplugged with my fiancé hiking. Absolutely stunning!

i think we should give orcas guns

I survived the dentist 🦷

Literally me

french skeleton says bonejour

Sending positive, protective energy to all of those who struggle with their mental health right now. Facing your internal battle while trying to stay informed of current events is extremely difficult. I see you and I’m rooting for you 💕

I think both Jinx and I are excited to WFH today. She is my biggest stakeholder after all! 😻

My new hand tattoo is so itchy and I —

Do you think Vanessa Hudgens has ever played Sneakernight whilst exploring someone else’s body?

Where Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway