I PASSED MY LICENSING EXAM!!!

AINT NO FUCKING WAY AINT NO FUCKING WAY

for @/nixywulf

Bunnuy

SEASIDE HEIGHTS MENTION (went here all the time as a kid, my grandma lived down the road)

I would bet money that that one freak I went to college with didn't like Sinners because they thought it was racist towards Irish people

🍊🍊🍊 #b3d #art #pokemon

If Michael B. Jordan doesn't win literally every award...bro I kept forgetting it was the same guy! That man was ACTING!!!!!

FINALLY got to see Sinners and hey did y'all know movies are good???

i’m not going to say what is in my heart but it rhymes with schmiolence

last night my husband told me that the moment he fell in love with me was six years ago, before we even met, when he saw these pictures of me trapped in santacon hell lmao

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

ppl when they see a thin woman: she's hot ppl when they see a fat chick: basically i'm a hero for thinking she's hot. i'm an activist. i'm pretty sure i can write this hard-on off on my taxes

look at me i'm groceries

I LOVE OTTERS 😭

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Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich

No Noise November. everybody shut up

✶ La Luna ✶ "The Moon tarot card represents intuition, the subconscious mind, and often hidden truths. It signifies a time in your life when things are quite not as they seem, asking you to trust your intuition and instinct while being as cautious as possible of illusions or deception." #tarot #art

Folks I am getting scrumpy tonight

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

They wasted soooooooo much money.

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

french queer eye is called Homme Improvement

me to others: it's hard right now. be gentle with yourself me to me: wtf is wrong with you

Hey there Delilah What's it like in the antique land Do two legs vast and trunkless In the desert wastes yet still stand All alone With this message carved in stone: "I'm not owned"

did you hear? they put a button on the ploopy nano 2

penis cheney lol

I need good luck today and I think Dick Cheney dying might be one of the best portents I could have asked for

i think if you send me this email unsolicited i should be allowed to shoot you with a gun.

you order mozzarella sticks at a restaurant and your waiter brings you this, wyd?

Silly

bf sent me this pic earlier & it made me laugh so hard I felt like I was gonna be sick

being a bitch is one of the few remaining joys in this world. and it's free too!

I'm feeling much better! Still tired but all the meds did their job and I slept all afternoon so I could make it to tonight's social engagement! Today was rough but tbh kinda worth it to watch a banger movie with friends

in real life, a “womanizer” is a male slut. in sci-fi stories, a “womanizer” is some sort of beam attack

Homey literally said "touch mass"

I'm in a lot of pain but my brain is so scrambled I can't really parse it enough to figure out what's wrong or what meds I need. I think it's a migraine. My limbs are starting to work though and I'm able to keep my eyes open 👍

Oouuhghgggh no more staying up that late for me I'm having an insane CFS flare this morning...couldn't even sit up without help 🫠