I was crying about Ollie and both Bard and Tuna came and laid down on me 🥺 they're so attuned to my emotions it's incredible. I also can't get up and go to bed now

I've been in constant near uncontrollable panic that something is gonna happen to Bard or Tuna next. My therapist is out for the week. I need to call the Kaiser nurse advice line to see how many Ativan I can take in a day and how often. If it's not many, I may need to request something stronger

My heart aches

I'm so angry. He deserved more time!!!!

It's not fucking fair. I want my boy back.

Love and acceptance

Does anyone know the exact amount of hours between Liz Truss meeting the Queen and her dying? Is it like 48 hours flat? What am I working with here?

Last night I lost my baby. The vets think it was a heart attack or a blood clot, something instant with no warning and nothing that can be done. I'm glad he didn't suffer and that I was there with him. There is an aching void in my heart and my home. Rest in peace Ollie. I love you so much.

Waaait an all trans production of Spring Awakening would go crazyyyyyy let me go back to school for theatre right quick I know what I'm doing for my senior project

If I were an actor my two dream roles would be Melchior Gabor (Spring Awakening) and Jack Kelly (Newsies) and no this says nothing about my gender shut up

i don't believe in phrenology, i do not, but sometimes you see a republican politician that makes you go... ehhhh...

Roses are red, These times are quite trying

The cold went away a few days ago but the post nasal drip is Lingering and Killing Me

Katamari

[The Beast, sharing his streaming passwords with Belle] You can watch anything but The West Wing. It's forbidden

I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.

i deserve nuclear arms!!! i dont want to be a person anymore i want to be a global superpower. and i would like a cheeseburger and a milkshake

mods on vacation. time to deep fry a turkey inside the house

"im flirting with the idea" whatever man. im kissing the idea with tongue

If you told 2020 me that in 6 years they'd be able to send messages like this to the co-host of their favorite podcast they'd think you were out of your mind

Full of love

Oh yeah the water came back but now the hot water is broken in both bathroom faucets. Again.

I haven't socialized since Saturday and it's been even longer since I've socialized in person on account of having a cold and it's making the mean voice a little silly

Nothing quite like a lil breakdown in the 20ish minutes before a client arrives 😇

My building's water got shut off with no warning and I just scooped the cats' litter and now have no means of washing my hands coolcoolcool

New hack for getting myself to do chores and keep moving despite pain: wanted an excuse to listen to a playlist I made and just wandered around the house looking for chores to do. Ended up scrubbing my whole kitchen, sweeping the whole house, scooping the cat litter, and folding laundry.

Laundry: in the dryer Clean dishes: put away Trash: out Shower: taken Turns out I'm actually unstoppable???

I'm calling it now -- during the second song of Bad Bunny's halftime performance, It Will Finally Happen.

Never Forget

imdoing this

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!

Managed to cook myself dinner even though I'm sick (okay it's just hamburger helper plussed up with seasonings + parmesan + spinach but it COUNTS)

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now yoda: thanks dude

I have a cold >:(((((

gonna get through this whole thing without ever learning what the blockchain is

Okay Google: how to ethically become besties with your really cool and nice client

my chemical weapon

when it’s my turn to say “a” at the “a”-saying contest

Later era non-mainline bad Harry Potter book and there’s a wizard character who’s a white hat pedophile named Geoffrey and then a last name that’s just borderline antisemitic.

But it can buy rope!

I just had my first paid client and I'm so proud of myself I'm nearly in tears 🥹

BSKY

There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

oh minneapolis hates FOR REAL

WAIT MAYBE IT'S THE FACE WASH???

"I bought it before he went crazy!" You bought your Tesla before the end of apartheid?