Lrt y'all don't understand how excited I am 😭 Tangle Tower is one of my all time faves. This is gonna become my new personality I fear

NEXT MONTH!?!!??!!?!? LET'S FUCKING GO BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

buffalo wild wings is buffalo normal wings to a fucking freak like me

Im receiving word that geoff keighley just aired security camera footage dated 7 years from now of me being murdered at the summer game fest

in many ways, a sandwich is a kind of food

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

CLIENT TRUSTED ME ENOUGH TO TELL ME ABOUT HER TABOO KINKS I'M THE BEST ELECTROLOGIST OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!

🦋 #loveless

This bill is legitimately the thing we've been waiting for. Forcing AI to reveal it's sources would cripple it, because it literally can't comply with the law, because all of it is stolen- they didn't record it Please sign to hasten the bubble popping

As the Ozempic Crisis worsens and fatphobia continues to ramp up, it is time to call fatphobes what they are: fascists and pedophiles. Because that is indeed what you are if you push the pedophilic body standards surrounding thinness (and hairlessness)—

everyone who draws actually fat bodies I hope you know you're a gift to this world you're god's strongest soldiers and I will love you until the end of time

Anthology of the Killer undefeated forever.

Yaaaaay

Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!

casey anthony.... something's not adding up !!!

i don't think you trust in my self-righteous suicide i cry when halo 3 coke and FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

Happy pride month.

happy pride month

you want “messy” here’s messy: the world would be a better place if jd vance had been hit by a bus as a nine year old, and corey booker should say that to him to his face

Welcome to Pride Month!

i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"

Playing this while two complete strangers watched and cheered might be the highlight of PIGCon for me

Trying out some new tech that I'm calling "stop thinking about the completely made up scenarios that are making me angry." I'll report back

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Perhaps this will help, Trish. I built this 13 years ago for the Orange County Register.

Day one of PIGCon was so fun! I planned to take lots of pictures but this (from @b0tster.yeag.gay's talk) ended up being the only one I took lmao

never kill yourself one billion transgender furries on earth

like a clock

you can't be talking like that, demented white space admiral

MY NAME IS DR MILF GOOD MORNING HOW ARE YOU IM DR MILF

This is *BONKERS* - www.forbes.com/sites/paulta...

i knew i won the rap battle when i made the cutting remarks about how their different colored upper and lower kitchen cabinets isn’t timeless but just a design fad and the crowd all gasped

Olympus Mju-1 / Agfa CT Precisa 200 (expired 2004, C41 xpro) #believeinfilm #filmphotography

WHEN YOU'VE LOST BRET MICHAELS

Today on I'm Obsessed With My Clients: this client, the shyest, quietest girl I've maybe ever met, says she wants to put on some music during the session. She can't decide and says "I'll just play my favorite band." Absolutely *blaring* out of my speakers comes Dance Gavin Dance

One of the best threads about Batman

hey they just announced the worst possible hunter x hunter merchandise

Okay I think it's starting to kick in at least a little bit because now I just feel normal anxious and not I Need To Call A Hotline Because I'm A Danger To Myself anxious

The Ativan didn't do anything so now what?????

I had a comedically bad night of sleep, needed to take Ativan for a panic attack the moment I got out of bed, and I have a super full, grueling day of work ahead neat neat cool cool cool

Thinking about Gniesbert again

actually i kinda *do* think using genAI should be such a social faux pas that the user is marked as a pariah and no longer feels welcome in the community. "AI is bad" is no longer an abstract (it never was), my city has been under a boil water advisory for a week because of AI data centers

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

happy memorial day

“speed limit” laws really show their cracks when they fail to account for the fact that going fast feels fucking awesome

You ever meet a guy so skeazy you think thank god I'm fat or I'd feel like I was in danger rn

Again