RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

Will keep making this joke until Ridley Scott tells me to stop

“The Family Pet” Postcard from my collection, mailed 1910.

From The Archives: ‘We Will Never Speak Of This Again,’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As They Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River https://theonion.com/we-will-never-speak-of-this-again-says-trump-to-moha-1830547181/

Idk probably this

Dream Vacation Turns Deadly For Area Houseplant

NEW VIDEO! At the start of the year, I watched a GDQ run of Elden Ring Bingo by streamers Captain Domo and Adef that was so enthralling that I made a whole video about it. Let's talk about the run, Rocket League, and why such cool things emerge from genre combinations that really shouldn't work!

Cassanova mcbonerpants

Turns out trump is a disgusting evil piece of shit! Finally this new knowledge will put an end to him!

Tytan's name is a nod to this endangered black rhino's strength and bravery. When he's ready, Tytan will join the wild black rhino population of Nairobi National Park, supporting the recovery of his species in his own natural way. You can be a part of it too. Adopt Tytan: www.swt.bio/tytan

Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it

I went to meet the 'Rockstar 31', the developers who were suddenly fired from their work on GTA 6 for what the studio has described as gross misconduct. That's not what the workers call it though. They have another couple of words they prefer to use: union busting. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9nO...

What if Large Language Model Miranda

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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Yeah so, no shit we know what's wrong with the DNC already. We've known for a while. None of these RTs I'm seeing right now from my whole feed are profound insights. Need to say wtf we are going to do about it. Cause I don't see that being said.

Tom Hardy Bane. Forcing all the rich people out onto the ice floes to their likely death is exactly what needs to happen right now.

What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not. If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.

if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets. no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.

Cats in Moonlight — Tomoo Inagaki

What in hell is going on in here

dont make me tap sign

I got like 3. Never had an encyclopedia set you NERD. Paper maps were disasters, you need like a goddamn empty floor to open one. And I'm pretty sure like only 4 people outside of a movie have ever listened to a giant boombox on their shoulder.

Californians Approve Measure To Redraw ‘Garfield’ https://theonion.com/californians-approve-measure-to-redraw-garfield/

Jeanine Pirro tried to make an example of Sean Dunn. She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C. www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...

An I covered if I throw a hotdog at ICE or is that a new case

some rodents

Now we know where all that Spotify money is going. Not to the artists - perish the thought. No, the CEO has invested it all in AI weaponry designed to kill humans. I wish this were a joke. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Japan hopping on the "use the military for idiocy" bandwagon, I see

This NYC immigrant videogame developer salutes this man and his aloof wife 🙏

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD[-Emperor of Mankind] www.eurogamer.net/warhammer-su...

Mmm, that’s some down home Kennedy family recipe listeria!

Man I sure do love how every time I put stuff in a digital shopping cart and don't buy it yet I get like 10 panicked texts and emails from the store reminding me to buy it like I went to check out a random noise right before clicking the buy button and forgot to come back

Sorry he got in the what??

I love my mom cuz I can say "Yay Dick Cheney died!" in earnest, and she goes "I know, finally"

Leave it to Cheney to only die like 10 years after it would’ve been actually fun to celebrate. Anyway stay crispy in hell pal

Imagine embracing your claim to fame of “Im crying cause a sandwich touched me”

Yeah, come on, Aileen!