Going "dahn sahf" to help look after Mum for a week. See you all on the flipside. ❤️

I think about this a lot.

Congratulations to Crystal Palace FC. Proper chuffed for them. ⚽️

The AI takeover:

The tech bros gave us crypto currency that isn’t currency, artificial intelligence that isn’t intelligence, and prediction markets that are inside-trader scams. On the other hand, they have given us gigantic data centers that employ no one and destroy communities. So there’s that.

For the sixth time in my lifetime, my belovéd Hammers have been relegated. It hurts, but I'm trying to keep it all in perspective. We're not glory hunters or tourists. We are, and always have been, in it for the love of our club. And no matter what, we will be Forever Blowing Bubbles. 🫧 #COYI ⚒️

The good thing about getting old is that I've seen it all before at this point. Approaching this game with relative calm. What will be, will be. Come on you Irons.

Congratulations, Hearts Women! ❤️ #SWPL #Champions #Hearts #Jambos

Chuffed as cherries for Aston Villa. Well done, lads. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

This is why I can't quit the internet.

southampton would have gotten away with it if they had sent 115 people to do the secret recording all at the same time

Such a lovely man. Such an immense talent. Such a great loss. My heart goes out to his family. ❤️ #TomKane #MTFBWY

I resigned myself to relegation weeks and weeks ago. And the more I think about it, the more I can see the benefits of a few seasons away from the EPL. No Big 6 buggery bollocks, no VAR, no tourist ST holders, and the opportunity to reset and rebuild. #COYI ⚒️ #ForeverBlowingBubbles 🫧

"Hope is a lover's staff; walk hence with that And manage it against despairing thoughts." (The Two Gentlemen of Verona, Act 3 Sc.1) #ShakespeareSunday 🎭

IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME.

One city. 9 million people. All of us Londoners. We will never be divided.

Waymo implies the existence of Waylarry and Waycurly

When Bluesky doesn't like my posts...

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Facebook and Google are gearing up for a massive push on smart-glasses, with millions to be sold. It will be another tech disaster for society, with privacy in the crosshairs. Smart glasses are a voyeur’s dream. We don’t need more destructive gadgets. We need to harness tech for public good

I'm still annoyed that there's no lightsaber emoji.

Anyway, this diem won’t carpe itself, so up and at ‘em!

JK Rowling right now:

The "Wee Welly Boot Garden" on the harbour, with wildflowers and herbs planted in dozens of colourful wellies. #StMonans #HappyPlace #Fife 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Happy place! #StMonans #Fife 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

"And all my mother came into mine eyes And gave me up to tears." (Henry V, Act 4 Sc.6) #ShakespeareSunday 🎭

Just played golf at St. Andrews. ⛳️ And by golf at St. Andrews, I mean putting on the "Himalayas" course at the St. Andrews Ladies Club. And by putting, I mean 9 holes of absolute chaos, club-wielding carnage, and fits of uncontrollable giggles.

Brendan Fraser's comment after telling a story where Harrison Ford took him up in his plane and Brendan was in the co-pilot's seat. "That's right, I'm Chewbacca, bitches!"

Voters in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 do not require ID But bring your dogs.. and Daleks

Genuinely flummoxed by the number of really smart people who insist on taking those stupid AI-based games and quizzes on FB and Insta, etc. And a week later they're posting a warning, "Don't open any messages from me, I've been hacked!" Dumbasses.

At Skywalker Ranch with my niece in 2014. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #MTFBWY

May the 4th be with you.

Silly circuit, great race. #F1 #MiamiGP

Just saw an IG post that mentioned a "fishing spider". Looked it up. Wish I hadn't. 😨

"Rich men look sad and ruffians dance and leap, The one in fear to lose what they enjoy, The other to enjoy by rage and war: These signs forerun the death or fall of kings." (Richard II, Act 2 Sc.4) #ShakespeareSunday 🎭

@northvegasguy.bsky.social Happy Anniversary to my Much Belovéds! 🥂 Give Brian a big hug from me. ❤️

I mean, it's not that hard to find, Dave.

"fr" actually stands for "for raccoons." not many people know this

30th April 1999 The Admiral Duncan, Soho. Remembering Andrea Dykes and her unborn baby, Nik Moore, and John Light. 💔 We must continue to stand against those who would seek to harm the LGBTQ+ community. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Love is stronger than hate. #LoveWins ❤️

Can Congress keep Pete Hegseth in the same room for 24 hours to see if withdrawal symptoms manifest?

Absolute lad alert. So glossy.

I’m feeling more than a little naive for believing the pandemic would see care thrive and selfishness crumble. I also believed it would bring long sightedness and collectivism to the fore.

"You told a lie, an odious, damned lie. Upon my soul, a lie, a wicked lie." (Othello, Act 5 Sc.2) #ShakespeareSunday 🎭

That was a massive win. #COYI ⚒️

Claude is the scariest AI I've encountered yet after really digging into it. I'm confident we're fucked.

Timeline Cleanse

Her Maj would've been 100 years old today. Truthfully, any affection I held for the Royals died with her, despite her making a couple of very rare missteps in recent years. Her dedication to duty and her devotion to our country is something I will always admire and respect. And she was a Hammer. ⚒️

Canongate Tolbooth Building in Edinburgh 🏰 #photography #moody #urban #architecture #edinburgh

It's our daughter's 23rd birthday today. She didn't appreciate her dad reminding her that 20th April is also H*tler's birthday. 😬