Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/

Blow your paycheck like a well-informed citizen. https://store.theonion.com/products/infowars-mashup-logo-cotton-tote-copy

slop.

I have never wanted a live video feed of a Trump event so much in my life.

went to a job interview today. interviewer: do you have experience with ai? me: gpt wrote my resume, why? interviewer: dunno, gpt wrote these questions. neither of us says anything for about ten seconds. we are two puppets and the same robot is pulling both sets of strings.

Splash for the Saints: They are signing former Bills G David Edwards, sources say.

@ericmigi.com I know this is a long shot but do you think you could work with your silicon strap providers to sell an accessory bumper to go on the outside of the watches to help protect against bumps. My caselogic has saved my Pixel watch from countless scrapes.

Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’ https://theonion.com/nation-admittedly-curious-to-hear-how-trump-pronounces-strait-of-hormuz/

“The odds were against me, but somehow I just knew that betting on an airstrike ordered by the president of the United States would hit,” said President Donald Trump

Trump just held a press conference about war with Iran, and spent much of it talking about drapes and his ballroom. I guess those are the drapes of wrath???

Taiwan is a Country. 🇹🇼

Obviously noisy but on a 5 game rolling basis, Jeremiah Fears +/- trajectory has been quite positive as the season has went. Big drivers in my opinion - defensive aggression and offensive decision making

Trump Asks When He Gets To Kill Olympians Who Lost https://theonion.com/trump-asks-when-he-gets-to-kill-olympians-who-lost/

If you don’t see the utility personally, I can get that. If I wasn’t coding I probably wouldn’t either. If you’re worried about its downsides, join the club. A lot of us are too. But no matter what your take is, take it seriously. This shit isn’t crypto.

The open source models are good enough that you could tank every foundational company and this still would be happening. This tech, whatever it is, is here, and I can run it at home

A year ago, I thought LLMs were kind of neat but not that useful. I saw the code autocomplete and thought, meh. Last summer just flipped. I never ever thought I would see automated code generation like we see now. I know there’s baggage but you need to know the coders are being real about this

In this same timeframe, the Pelicans are 8.9 pts per 100 better on defense with Herb Jones on the court - which is a team best swing. 110 DRTG with him on (elite) 118.9 DRTG with him off (bad)

Since Borrego became interim, Pelicans are +4.1 per 100 possessions when Herb Jones is on the court. They are -6.5 when he is off, giving him a net +10.6 on/off. The Zion, Herb, Trey, Bey 4 man group has a 120.3 ORTG, 101.9 DRTG, +22 net.

Did you know? Taipei City runs nearly 400 bus routes. The network is so dense it mirrors the city’s street grid almost perfectly.

@ericmigi.com is physically it possible for pebble devices to be on the google find device network?

That's ashame

One of these days, with enough chews, Steph Curry will finally finish eating his mouthpiece.

Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years

Bluesky Challenge: if I reach 100 followers until the end of 2025, I will keep posting here. If not, I will stop posting and you have to follow me where the party is (Threads or Instagram or LinkedIn).

Almost there. Two more followers.

Tired: Thunder Wired: Pelicans

Pelicans had a 123 ORTG against the 4th best defense in the league tonight. Pels played almost 2 seconds faster per shot than the Rockets, generated a better shot quality (73.7% rim+3 vs 66.4), and out scored them 50-29 in 4th quarter and over time.

With the New Year just around the corner, we’re wishing you a safe, peaceful, and cozy holiday season. ❄️🏹☀️ The Steam Winter Sale officially kicks off today, and Nine Sols is available at 40% off for a limited time!

Team Cherry Holiday Sign-off! Hollow Knight: Silksong - Sea of Sorrow revealed, the original Hollow Knight refreshed, and more! Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...

Just a short hop from the airport, you can ride a giant lily pad in Taoyuan. Definitely a hidden attraction! Entrance fee of NT$80 ($2.60 USD) plus NT$30 ($1 USD) for the lily pad experience. No. 690, Jinhua Rd., Neighborhood 11, Lanpu Vil., Guanyin Dist., Taoyuan City Taiwan, R.O.C

Yes I will probably get a tummy ache from eating a spicy sandwich, but I will happily accept that after four years of eating nothing but saltine crackers and eggs

People suggesting we are in for bad time with Lane Kiffin as our coach is an understandable sentiment, but I do not care to hear it after suffering through four years of Brian Kelly. I am over the moon to have a fun asshole after dealing with a miserable asshole who didn’t win a single thing

ME: WHY’S IT CALLED BOWLING AND NOT PINBALL SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR: *strapped to my back* WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK

Pelicans had their best shot quality of the season last night and a rim+ 3 rate of 84.76%. This would be the Pels 7th best rim+3 rate in the last 5 years. Two Borrego games already in the top 10. Other was 11/16 vs GSW. Today is practice number 2.

Finally!!

NBA rookies with 30 points, 9 rebounds, 4 assists, 2 blocks and 2 steals in 31 minutes or less in a game: Victor Wembanyama Derik Queen

Nine Sols preorders are live! Available in standard or deluxe editions for Nintendo Switch and PlayStation 5: www.fangamer.com/collections/...

"how did we end up here?"

@fearthebrown.bsky.social Reed Sheppard looking like Jordan Hawkins out there.

Blockbuster games are "not really sustainable", says former God of War exec, adding games should be "fun first" www.eurogamer.net/blockbuster-...

Record be damned, Spencer Rattler sure looks like a starting caliber QB. Who else is in the Rattpack? 🐀 🎧: apple.co/4nc3RaF 📺: youtu.be/Sld6gtTG-NM?...

Omg, I might wear pants next Monday.

At work we have been using CodeAnt and @coderabbitai.bsky.social to analyze our merge requests. We had a Slack thread to discuss the two and see which one if any should we keep using. A song to sum up the discussion in the style of a vanilla ice meets bluegrass was made and it's amazing

Take two letsGOOOOOOO

Simplified earthquake map of Taiwan

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Area Man Already Knows Which Chicken Tender He’s Saving For Last

John Daily is the best character in Happy Gilmore 2. Fight me

Panicking NBC Realizes They Left Cris Collinsworth In Broadcast Booth All Offseason theonion.com/panicki...