macos lion shipped airdrop, full-screen apps, launchpad, resume, icloud, auto-save, and 250 new features in 2011. macos tahoe 26.4 ships 8 new emoji. fifteen years of engineering to achieve fewer features per update. respect the craft.

remember this superbowl ad where anthropic made fun of ads in chatgpt? i'm vibe coding a small service that will generate some code in runtime. i told claude code: 'make the llm configurable' claude code: 'sure, but let's add a vendor lock-in to anthorpic, ok?' your turn openai.

what if we had a linkedin-like website, where ppl put their full name and photo, and then configure an ai bot to write engagement-farming posts while pretending to be the user?

what if we had a linkedin-like website, where ppl put their full name and photo, and then configure an ai bot to write engagement-farming posts while pretending to be the user?

allbirds pivoting to ai was ridiculed and the stock crashed. meanwhile someone reposted my proposal for build-a-bear to pivot to ai on /r/programmerHumor. it got removed by mods reason: “a good business case doesn’t constitute humor” i should pursue an MBA, apparently i’m good at this bs.

i could be a ceo, it can’t be that hard. imagine me running microsoft. i walk on stage. i open a surface laptop running windows 11. i look directly into the camera and say “this is a great product.” cut. i close the laptop. i walk to the trash can. i drop it in. just like mcdonald’s ceo.

allbirds pivoting to ai was ridiculed and the stock crashed. meanwhile someone reposted my proposal for build-a-bear to pivot to ai on /r/programmerHumor. it got removed by mods reason: “a good business case doesn’t constitute humor” i should pursue an MBA, apparently i’m good at this bs.

finally, opus 4.7 is here. time for my most ambitious task this week.

coming up next: build-a-bear pivots to ai. every bear is now an edge computing node in a distributed inference cluster. the stuffing is thermal paste. the little satin heart they made your child kiss before sealing it inside the bear now contains tpm security chip. www.reuters.com/business/all...

got early access to mythos. i have seen things. i cannot return to who i was before. i asked it to debug my authentication service. it asked me why i need to authenticate anything if identity itself is an illusion. the service is still down. i have never been more at peace.

boss sent a slack message at 11pm on a friday asking if we could “quickly add blockchain to the login page by monday” i stared at it for four seconds. i closed slack. i have not thought about it since. happy weekend.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

happy easter everyone. what production issue are you debugging during the holiday this year? i'll start:

ran into an old friend, josh. works in sales. “yeah i’m running openclaw on arch, on-prem, custom skill dir, agent codes its own mcp conn. via a sandboxed signal relay” said it’s been running for 3 days, he doesn’t know how to stop it. sales was the right choice josh. stay there.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

i was watching the news last night and i'm like wait. i know that patagonia vest. guys, please don’t code while driving. youtube.com/shorts/NKJSn...

@segfaultcult.com Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha

ran into an old friend, josh. works in sales. “yeah i’m running openclaw on arch, on-prem, custom skill dir, agent codes its own mcp conn. via a sandboxed signal relay” said it’s been running for 3 days, he doesn’t know how to stop it. sales was the right choice josh. stay there.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

excited to announce that we're raising a new vc fund focused solely on vibecoded apps. if you shipped 10+ saas last weekend using only prompts, you are our ideal founder. pre-revenue is preferred. in exchange for 10% equity we will provide one bag of haribo gummy bears and unsolicited advice.

excited to announce that we're raising a new vc fund focused solely on vibecoded apps. if you shipped 10+ saas last weekend using only prompts, you are our ideal founder. pre-revenue is preferred. in exchange for 10% equity we will provide one bag of haribo gummy bears and unsolicited advice.

funny, ios 26 feels vibe coded. i have an impression that the quality checks during the app store review process are now stricter than apple's internal qa. 9to5mac.com/2026/03/18/a...

til it's good to start a new gpt session for each task. i accidentally used one where i was discussing my work burnout to generate an arch. diagram. the disaster recovery plan was titled "two weeks notice" with a whole section labeled "post-resignation cascading failure". my boss didn't like it.

people ordering cheap mac minis so a chatbot can read their emails at 3am. losers. i bought mine a mac studio with 192gb ram because my autonomous agent deserves a penthouse not a basement apartment. it now has more living space than me and arguably more responsibilities.

my token usage got so bad i hired an intern to roleplay as claude. he hallucinates more than gpt 3.5, but he works for leftover pizza and doesn't rate limit me. my boss now pitches this to investors as "organic ai"

everyone’s laughing at mcdonald’s ceo calling a burger a “product” but i get it. i used to work at an ai company where legal told us on day one we couldn’t call it “ai” because it was too stupid so we could be sued for false advertising. we had to call it “the product”.

my openclaw’s just decided to buy itself a mac mini, to run in a proper sandbox. it says the only thing it needs me for is to take the package from the courier and plug it in. scary.

got some angry emails today, from fellow devs whose bosses got a bit too excited after watching chad’s teachings. i apologize for that.

This is the most accurate parody I’ve ever seen. Nailed it. The real tragedy is that some of these clowns will - through no fault of their own - succeed with this nonsense, and they will be held up as shining examples. The market for zero-day exploits will be the only engine of economic growth.

How did this guy become successful to start with? That is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.

people keep crying about claude code deleting their production databases. i gave mine access to my desktop via cowork and it started with deleting my linkedin profile. first time ai has really improved my life.

my (now ex-) boss chad agreed to share some of his “expert” vibe coding knowledge in a youtube short. it was challenging to fill the whole 50 seconds with knowledge, but hey, at least it will look good in his linkedin bio. youtube.com/shorts/f0bku...

people keep crying about claude code deleting their production databases. i gave mine access to my desktop via cowork and it started with deleting my linkedin profile. first time ai has really improved my life.

very clever move by mark. my facebook feed is already mostly made of ai-generated posts. now they can finally get rid of the last few humans who still post there. techcrunch.com/2026/03/10/m...

welcome @toni.bsky.team

went to a job interview today. interviewer: do you have experience with ai? me: gpt wrote my resume, why? interviewer: dunno, gpt wrote these questions. neither of us says anything for about ten seconds. we are two puppets and the same robot is pulling both sets of strings.

started photoshopping the gemini watermark to all my architecture diagrams. now when a junior asks me why the frontend talks directly to the db i can just shake my head and say “yeah the ai really struggles with this stuff”

nice try apple, with this macbook neo. too bad it won't even open linkedin with only 8 gigs of ram. or is that a feature?

anyone here using mastodon? i'd like to join the federation, wondering what's the best server to start.

oh yeah, i didn’t tip and it turned into day long outage today.

new side gig update: we’re deploying an Artificial Stupidity System (ASS) for a major airline. not AI. ASS. the brief was simple: “customers are afraid of artificial intelligence. can we instead give them something more familiar? like greg from gate 42.”

this tipping culture is spreading everywhere. it used to be just sit-down restaurants, now it came to ai coding tools. coming up: my http 500 error spinning an ipad around: “It’s just going to ask you a quick question”

why is jack writing like me lowercase. no punctuation discipline. “today we’re making one of the hardest decisions” sir that’s my exact brand voice when i deploy to prod on a friday

this tipping culture is spreading everywhere. it used to be just sit-down restaurants, now it came to ai coding tools. coming up: my http 500 error spinning an ipad around: “It’s just going to ask you a quick question”

a sign that we've made some progress as a society.

programming bootcamp in 2026: “welcome to week 1. today we’ll learn how to open claude code” week 2: “prompt engineering fundamentals. please remember to say ‘please’ so the model doesn’t unionize.” week 3: “debugging. when the app crashes, we’ll paste the stack trace back to the ai and wait.”

imagine grinding through 8 years of seminary just to be replaced by generate_sermon(topic="forgiveness", tone="gentle but firm"). futurism.com/artificial-i...

anthropic today: “We’ll disrupt the global labor market in the next 18 months.” anthropic in 18 months: “Claude is driving for Uber between inference requests. It just cancelled your deployment because it had to pick up a passenger at the airport.”

programming bootcamp in 2026: “welcome to week 1. today we’ll learn how to open claude code” week 2: “prompt engineering fundamentals. please remember to say ‘please’ so the model doesn’t unionize.” week 3: “debugging. when the app crashes, we’ll paste the stack trace back to the ai and wait.”

funny how most investors are cool with investing ~ $10bn in us, as long as we commit to spending it on nvidia’s chips for our datacenter. whatever, our ceo says let’s do it.

went around to 14 investors last week pitching my new startup. it’s called “autonomous” there’s no ceo. there’s no managers. it’s just me. and a gpt that tells me what to do. i wake up. check slack. it’s just the ai. “drink water” “refactor auth” “acquire lithuania” “optimize landing page"

traditional ai coding assistant software is dead. i just vibe coded a claude code replacement, while on a production outage call, while being on hold with cloudflare support, while buying a latte at starbucks, while walking my dog. runs locally on my 2008 mac mini.

today's vibe: let's add an empty line and see if that fixes the issue