Sure - when they offer money to the person about to strip-search them, it's called "a donation to TSA staff working without pay", but when I do it, it's called "offering a bribe to a police officer". All I'm asking for is a little consistency.

Saw a couple today at Costco, and the dude sees a large deli container of something like kale, quinoa and apple salad in the cooler, and just says "Shit".

@repsuhas.bsky.social Keep the pressure on. Don’t let up now.

Dems announce their major new campaign initiative: Immediate reinstatement of DEI policies, starting with ICE! We want a secret police that reflects America! And no more brown shirts - they will now be rainbow shirts! With BLM lapel pins! Plus - only organic, artisanal tear gas from now on!

What would you do if you found out you were based on a fictional character? Asking for a friend.

Mustard! ONIONS! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time, But someone still was yelling out and stumbling And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime

Gallows humour can include laughing when a fascist is hanged before you

Man, the lengths these fools will go to. They sacrificed poor, innocent Charlie Kirk just to distract from the Epstein files.

OH NO! WHAT’S THIS?? IT’S STEVE BANNON, COMING OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A FOLDING CHAIR!!!

“It’s called the Great Leap Forward. We’re going to be leaping, and we’ll be leaping forward very strongly. People are saying they’ve never seen leaping like this before.”

I don’t doubt that Woody Guthrie truly believed his guitar was an effective machine for killing fascists, but experimental results suggest that the same guitar filled with explosives and shrapnel would have been even more effective.